Phineas's laws of moving on

by Kale Bishop

Poor Isabella. She's been taking it hard on her breakup with her boyfriend. Which is cool... well not cool for my best friend though. I know! I'll write her a poem! But... Hmmm, I need an inspiration. Aha! Physics! Newton's Laws of Motion. That's it! Isaac Don't fail me now!

1. First Law

(Author's Note)

Inspired Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion. Learned it again from Physics class. Hope you guys like this!

Phineas's first Law of Moving on

Isabella, I'll tell you a little secret of mine

When fate declares that your relationship's time

And it may sound nerdy cuz it's a formula, goodness I hope it brings

But moving on equals one bad over billions of good things.

Well get ready Isabella, cuz I'm about to show why

This formula can bring back your beautiful sunshine

Let X be your ex, because… they both sound like an X.

Set that on the numerator. Now the denominator is next.

The denominator should contain not just one happy thought

But two? Three? Nope! It has to be a whole lot!

Think about Pinky, about Ferb and, if you want, you could think about me!

Well…. Not that I'm implying anything or…. Oh you know what I mean.

Once you've listed them, sum them down the denominator

By that time, you could've counted millions, faster than a calculator.

Now divide with X and write down the answer.

It's not done til you round it to two significant figures.

And voila! See! You're problems significantly means zero!

And believe when I say, it's no problemo!

Come see me tomorrow, I'd like to see that sunshine.

From that beautiful, courageous, best friend of mine.

Thanks Phineas ;P.