So correct me if I'm wrong, you asked me what was my favorite ice cream flavor before my mom called me right? By the way, sorry I just ditched you like that. It was a bit of an emergency with Candace. I'm really psyched that you decided to come though. I'm sure Candace appreciated it immensely! Anyway, to answer your question, it's Vanilla. Sweet, syrupy, and tasty. No offense but I prefer Vanilla over chocolate. Chocolate can be a little sticky on your throat. But, ironically, I love hot chocolate and chocolate bars. Can't get enough of them.
Anyway, here's that request of yours… again. Maybe you could try dropping down to your knees and wail in front of the public the next time you beg me again. (Don't you dare do it! DX)
Third Law
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Thou should make oh thy precious life sweeter
When days darkest bring tingly sprites a shade
Call aids, and we'll return your sweet summer
When ties with former beloved wither
Form ties anew with others you hold dear
For thou fairest of fair deserves better
Than that fiend, wits dimmer than an ampere. (Seriously. I asked him "What was Einstein's energy formula?" And he said: I equals don't care. Sheesh! Even if it was the wrong answer, Everyone knows that i is equal to the square root of negative one. Doesn't he study math? Trivia: An ampere is a unit of electricity values of resistors in an electric current. I heart Physics.)
When thou feels like a damsel in distress
Allow me to swoop in like a hero
Let me pick you up from bits and pieces
And I'll say "someday you'll find Romeo"
Friends are like ice cream, to sweeten your day
Pick a flavor! Let's sweeten life, how bitter it may (I screwed up again :(. Thirteen syllables T_T).
Yeah I guess this is my last. I hope that my three laws brightened you up. I'm always here right across the street :P. Please don't ask me to write another one.
More please ;P. I'll practice the wailing part later (Like you asked me to) ;P ;P.
…. Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously ;P.
…. Somebody save me. T_T.