Freaky Friday

Hey. You know me as Shadow. Let me tell you, between school, homework, keeping a relationship and being a super heroine, being me isn't easy! Being any of us isn't easy! How do we do it? Well to be honest...I don't know. But things didn't get easier, thanks to a very, very bad thing.

Thursday, 10:05 pm.

I was flying through Manhattan. Some villain thought it would be fun to rob a bank this late at night. Spider-Man was ahead of me. Why do I have to be the one with super human senses? I got songs to write and colors to coordinate!

I got there right when it got tough. Spidey was on a bus and people were trying to grab him. "I'm a few minutes late and you already are in trouble." Spider-Man looked back at me. "Oh hardy har." I laughed and landed beside him. "Though really, what's going on?" "Well that guy-" Spidey pointed to a guy with green skin and gold and blue outfit. "-Can somehow control minds." I sniffed the air. "He's definitely a mutant." "What gave it away? His green skin?" I whacked Pete and called him a twit.

Just then a certain someone landed on the bus.

*Pause* That is the mutant Superhero, Wolverine. He has unbreakable everything, claws that can break through anything,and a healing factor. *Resume*

Wolverine growled at us. "What did you two do to these people?!" "US?! How'd we do this?" Wolverine grabbed Peter's costume. "I'll give you till the count of three to undo whatever you did." Spidey broke free of Wolverine's grasp. "If we had the power to do this don't you think we'd make you take a shower?" I laughed. "We're the good guys. Heck, we helped you stop/save Storm a few weeks ago!" Wolverine looked back at me. "I knew that scent was familiar." "Ye-WHOA!" The bus started shaking. Wolverine fell off, while Spidey and I jumped onto 2 street lights.

"He seems to be doing pretty well alone." I looked at Pete, who was giving me the 'I-Know-You-Didn't-Just-Say-That' look. We focused our attention back on the fight when Wolverine slashed a trash can to bits. "Who's 1st? Come on!" We both facepalmed. "Aw man!" We said, in union.

Spidey ran over to Wolverine. "Whoa, whoa. Dude, these are just people." "Something's wrong with them. Put the claws away!" Wolverine complied. The 3 of us went back to back. "Maybe someone drugged them." Spidey said. "Nah. We'd smell it." I answered. "Okay...stand back while I web them to the-" Wolverine cut him off. "Won't work." Wolverine extended his claws and walked off somewhere. "DON'T HURT ANYBODY!" Spidey yelled. Wolverine chuckled. "Now why would I do that?"

He broke a fire hydrant and splashed everyone, including us. "What the heck?" "It was Spider-Man!" People started blaming Pete left and right. Soon, though, they were attacking Wolverine. Peter webbed Mesmero while I tackled him. "You aren't leaving yet are you? I was about to bring out the ice-cream cake." Mesmero tried to squirm away, but Wolverine slashed the door and pinned Mesmero to the van.

"You have till the count of 3. Change 'em back Mesmero." Mesmero tried squirming away. "1..." One claw extended. "2..." Another. "If you've done the math you know 3 is gonna hurt." "Okay, okay!" Mesmero pleaded. "I freed their minds!" Then Fury dropped out from nowhere.

*Pause* Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. He's also our boss. *Resume*

S.H.I.E.L.D agents drug Mesmero away. "Well look at you two. You did surprisingly good. You caught the bad guy, minimum damage." Pete snorted. "Aw shucks, Nick. You're making me blush." I sighed. Fury walked over to Wolverine. They were talking quietly but I could still hear.

"They're not mutants are they? Cause Chuck would be pretty mad if he found out that you were keeping a few from us." Fury looked at Peter and I, than back at Logan. "Mutants? The only mutant we have is Shadow. But she's not even a complete mutant." Wolverine scoffed. "We didn't keeping her hidden from Professor X. She just joined S.H.I.E.L.D. And it's a good thing. She's one of our best agents." I felt a little tingly inside.

"So, staying out of trouble?" Fury asked. "Trying to." Wolverine answered. "Till whatever this is came along." Logan pointed towards Spidey. "You were gonna kill him!" Wolverine scoffed again. "Sometimes you gotta sink down to their level." "Down to their level? Unbelievable. I mean- I just can't- It doesn't..." Fury laughed. "Huh. You got him speechless." I looked over at Wolverine. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for that to happen?"

Wolverine glared at Peter. "You got something to say to me, bub?" Spidey turned around. "Only that you are absolutely the only disgusting person I've ever met." I walked over to Pete. "Now Peter, don't do something your gonna regret." Wolverine scoffed once more before walking off and mumbling 'Little Troll'. "Okay that's it." Spidey webbed the back of Wolverine's head. "Great. You did something I'm gonna regret!" Logan ran back at Peter till Fury stepped in the way and held his blaster out toward Wolverine. "Enough." Wolverine put his claws back. Fury looked over at us. "Isn't it a school night?" I flew off back home.

Nope. Not the bad thing.

...

School. Joy. The only thing worse than fighting crime is school...at least I enjoy butt kicking. *Sighs*

Friday, 8:30 am.

I was walking through the hallway when Sam came up to me. "Hey, Bucket-Head." "Hey. So um..." "Yes I actually did my homework. No you can't cheat off of it." I walked by. "Dang it." I heard him mutter.

I turned the corner and found Luke and Sam talking to Peter. "You were supposed to ask him if we could work off his paper." Sam said 'we' referring to him and Luke. Danny and I had a little 'study date' when I got back. "And he would then answer no because, unlike you two, he has integrity." "Thank you, Latara." Peter said before walking off. "And after spending all day and night training to be the 'Ultimate Spider-Man', there's no way it's any good." Ava added. Peter sighed and turned back toward us. "Guys, we're superheroes. We're supposed to be powerful and responsible...full..." I rolled my eyes. "With grammar like that, his homework can't be that good." I walked off.

Language Arts, 8:45 am.

"This ruffian hath botched up..." I stopped paying attention. I glanced over to my left, at Danny. The window was opened and a breeze blew through his hair. He tried to get it back the way it was. I blushed slightly and turned my attention to my right. Sam was drawing something that looked like a costume design. I rolled my eyes and faced the front. A few minutes later I started to get a bit of a headache. It got worse...and worse. I almost blacked out. "Ms. Hanu...Ms. Hanu!" I jolted upright, almost falling out of my chair. "Ms. Hanu, if you feel bad then go to the nurse's office." I nodded and walked out, then ran straight to the girls bathroom.

Still not the bad thing. Don't worry we're getting there.

Girl's Bathroom/School Hallway. 11:40 am.

I splashed some water on my face. Luna appeared beside me in her spirit form. "Are you okay?" I sighed. "A bit better than before." M.J came in, seconds later. "Hey. You okay?" "Fine." "'Fine' doesn't cause you to almost faint." "Just a bit of a headache...happen to have a Tylenol?" M.J started searching through her bag. "Aren't you the one who has everything in your bag, no matter how ridiculous it might be." "That's Hermione." I mumbled. "What?" I looked back up at her. "That reminds me...I might have one in my bag." I looked through my bag. "Got one!" We both said, before laughing. I took the Tylenol, didn't help much.

I walked through the hallway and heard Peter talking to someone. I could hear something through the phone. "It's Sabortooth! And it's payback time, Jimmy."

(A/N I'm using Victor Creed from X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I just love how he's Wolverine's brother. Considering that one's evil, one's evil and a villain. :P)

"Sabertooth?" I whispered to myself. This isn't good.

I heard the rest of the team behind me. "Hey." I said. "Hey. You feeling alright?" Luke asked. "Fine...ish..." We walked towards Peter.

"Hey man, you left you book bag in class." Luke said, before throwing Pete's book bag to him. Peter threw it back. "Way to get out of Poetry Hour. Gotta remember that one." Sam said, before Ava hit him in the back of the head. Danny walked over to Peter. "What is going on with you today?" Danny asked. Peter glared daggers at him. "I'd back up out of my face, Sunshine!" Sam started cracking up laughing. I walked over to Danny and Peter.

"Parker, what the hell is wrong with you?! You're acting like a complete jerk!" Which is a complete understatement. "Um yeah...I think it's time for lunch." Luke said, tossing Peter's book bag back at him. We walked away. (*Sing song* Not the bad thing...)

I slipped away, went into the janitor's closet, changed and started flying to the outskirts of town.

X-Mansion, 12:00 pm.

I knocked on the door. "Hello?" "Hello, Jean." "Shadow. Hi. I'm guessing you didn't just come to visit, huh?" I shook my head. Jean sighed. "Come on in." She led me in. We kept walking and I saw Jubilee. She shot some 'sparkles' at a crash dummy, that wound up exploding. She smiled nervously while Scott shook his head. She waved once she noticed me.

Jean led me into a room...well a long walkway, a circular platform and a dome? "Professor?" An older man turned around. "Hello." He turned toward me. "Latara, nice to see you." I stepped back in surprise. "How do you know my name?" Jean looked down at me. "Shadow, this is Cerebro. With it we can find mutants anywhere in the world. Though someone with psychic power has to use it." I nodded...even though I was still confused. "So what brings you here?" Professor X asked. "Well um...it seems as though the villain Mesmero...kinda...maybe...possibly...switched Logan's brain with Spider-Man's...and to make matter's worse...Sabertooth's after him...them...uh..." Jean looked at me, Professor X, 'Cerebro' than back at me. "Let me guess, you need some info?" "Some help would be nice too."

...

I rushed back to the city to find Wolver...uh...Spi...um...Spider-Wolverine fighting Sabertooth and Wolverine-Spider no where to be found. I let one of the little SpyBots Kitty gave me go and pulled out my laptop.

Sabertooth tried to claw Spider-Wolverine, who jumped back onto a busted car. He hid in it while Sabertooth smashed the car. Then Spider-Wolverine punched him into a truck of rocks. "Hey man, I'm the best at what I do...and I have...no idea why I said that..." Wolverine-Spider swung in...well...kinda.

He tossed Spider-Wolverine one of his Webshooters. Spider-Wolverine then webbed Creed. "Oh. I am so sorry. I got webbing all over your incredibly ugly face."

"Finish him!" Wolverine-Spider yelled. "Trying!" Spider-Wolverine yelled back. He hit Victor into a news stand. This isn't going to well... Sabertooth charged at Spider-Wolverine. I quickly jumped behind Sabertooth and blasted him. He ran into Spider-Wolverine, who grabbed him while Wolverine-Spider hit him. After insulting each other, and Sabertooth got up, they webbed him then K.O-ed him. (Still not the bad part)

Sanctum Sanctorum, 3:00 pm.

I changed into my normal clothes. I was painting my nails when I noticed...the horrible thing. During that fight, I CHIPPED A NAIL!

*Peeks in* Hi...DON'T SHOOT! I'm sorry. I've been very busy. So I did this chapter kinda differently, and I'm probably not gonna do it like this normally.

Espeon-So we'll work on the next one. Bye!