Dr. Drakken's High Tech Fortress

Shego and Kim were exchanging blows at speeds to make the henchmen stare in awe, if they weren't already knocked out.

"Not again," Drakken groaned as he saw Ron with his hand on the fortress' self-destruct button. "Every time I come up with a foolproof plan, Kim and that fool stop me!"

Ron grinned. Even if Drakken couldn't remember his name, he at least acknowledged that Ron was a part of the reason he was defeated time and time again.

"And today's my birthday!" Drakken whined.

Ron paused. "I still have to hit the button, but…"

"But?" Drakken asked.

"Do you have any button on that console of yours that can dump a gallon of oil on those two?" Ron asked.

"I suppose I could use the core drill oiller, but why?" Drakken asked.

"You hit that button and I'll hold off hitting this button until you figure it out," Ron promised.

"Ok," Drakken said, "but it's a switch not a button."

"Just do it," Ron said.

"Fine," Drakken said with a sigh, flicking a switch that caused a large jet of synthetic mineral oil to spurt from the ceiling, oiling the core drill but also overshooting and hitting the two fighters with a couple of gallons, knocking them down.

Shego quickly extinguished her flames as she was only immune to her own flames and wasn't going to risk setting the oil on fire.

"Ha, no plasma powers now!" Kim yelled tackling Shego, the pair of them sliding across the floor. They quickly resorted to grappling as trying to punch or kick someone was a sure way to make them lose their own footing. Drakken watched the two wrestle as the oil soaked into their clothes, making them cling like a second skin. Zippers and buttons, loosened by the oil, started opening on their own.

"This is the greatest birthday present ever!" Drakken said, tears in his eyes.

LATER

"They found out it was your idea and put you in traction for it?" Felix asked from Ron's bedside as he listened to the blond in the full body cast tell him what happened.

Ron laughed. "Nah, this is because they discovered I was the one who put the video up on YouTube."

Typing by an apologetic Thoriyan