Hey Porkchop CH2
To say he'd been shocked, was an understatement. He was absolutely astonished. NOT HIM!
"Hey Porkchop, I've been waiting~"
Alfred just stood there. Staring into the bright red eyes that were full of mischief.
"A-Al?..." He stuttered.
"Yes, Alfred~?" The blondes' 2p stood from his spot on the bed, a wide smirk plastered on his face.
"…Stop smirking."
A low chuckle came from Als' throat.
"Can't help it~"
Alfred turned slightly red. He had to admit his 2p was rather good looking but he remembered that Al was also Alfred. However, he just couldn't help himself as his eyes began to search to over the others more muscular body. 'No fair….'
Al raised an eyebrow, smirk somehow increasing in height.
"Like what you see or somethin' Porkchop~?"
He gasped slightly, glaring at his counterpart.
"Shut up Al! I ain't no Narcissist like you!" He exclaimed whilst huffing.
"Jeez, calm your tits Alfie~"
"Fuck you Al."
"I'm afraid it may be the other way around Porkchop" Al said, bearing a grin that would put the Cheshire cat to shame.
Eyes wide, Alfred looked him straight in the eye, hoping to catch a glimpse that he was lying. It never came.
"E-excuse me?!"
"You heard me, we're gonna be-a fucking~"
His face as red as one of his fellow country spains' tomatoes, Lfred ran out of the room like wildfire, causing Al to smirk yet again.
"Oh the fun~" he teased, walking out of the room.
Alfred just sprinted down the staircase, tripping on the last few thanks to his speed. There was a crack as his jaw hit the corner of bottom stair hard, the metallic taste of blood filling his mouth. He groaned in pain but didn't have much time to think about it as he realised Al was gaining on his, even if he was walking.
Scrambling up to his feet, he ran to the bathroom and turns the lock.
"Phew…."