Think About Me

Berserk stomped around the room the girls were forced to share, grumbling to herself. Her sisters were such stupid jerks, always being...being stupid jerks. She sighed and threw herself down on the bed, glaring at the ceiling. It was only a few hours since their battle with that monster, Akio. Now the Oppressor was telling them they needed to find a way to beat him or he was going to...she swallowed and turned to glare out her window. It wasn't much of a view, all she could see was the outer wall from where she was laying.

With a grunt, she sat up and rested her chin in her mitts, "Stupid jerk nerd hero…" she glowered and looked down at her mitt, "My teeth look fine...right?" She tried cupping her hands and breathing into them. She swallowed, cringing. "...Stupid n-nerd...telling me what to do with m-my p-personal hyg-hygiene...f-fine, I probably haven't brushed in a...it hasn't been that long!" She argued with herself, grumbling and storming to her bathroom.

Berserk glared at her toothbrush. It was a nasty thing, one she'd had for two years now. She grimaced and threw it down, stomping out of the bathroom again. Stupid hero, making her get a new toothbrush...might as well get new toothpaste too…

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"C'mon are you serious?!" Brute growled, hitting the ground and skidding to a halt on her hands and knees. It was Terrorizing Thursday! They were supposed to terrorize! And they couldn't if that damn new hero monster was getting in the way! With another growl, and a brief recollection of the Oppressor's warning, she flung herself back into the fray.

Akio was dodging all of Brat and Berserk's attacks as easily as he had a couple of days ago. When Brat came in for devastating kick, he slipped to the side, bringing out his cape again.

"No, no, no! Not aga-" Brat found herself caught in the cape again and screamed, thrown through the air and into a parked car.

"Ah! My apologies!" Akio exclaimed, rushing to the car and inspecting the dent he'd left in the door. With another mumbled apology, he began muttering and pressing his now glowing hands against the dent. In seconds, almost like time reversing, it was repaired. "There we go...everything is as it should be! Now," he turned, only to nearly have Berserk's fist collide with his face.

The two were inches from each other. He sniffed, and a broad grin spread across his face, "Miss Berserk! You took my advice! Your breath is lovely today! Did you remember to floss as well?"

Berserk's cheeks lit up and her eyes narrowed, "YES I FLOSSED YOU STUPID NERD!" she screamed, louder than she meant to, blowing a stream of fire at his face. It slipped through empty air, nearly incinerating Brat instead.

"Ow! Hot! Berrrserrrrk! Watch it! Brute, she's showing off again! Make her stop!" Brat whined, hurling the car Akio had repaired at him.

"Berserk knock it off! Just beat his ass, pipsqueak!" Brute grunted, catching the car that was meant to collide with Akio. She set it down and quickly found herself drilled back into the ground by another devastating blow.

The girls regrouped, bruised and beaten up. Berserk's cheeks were still red, her fists were trembling and there was a growl building up in her throat. This stupid idiot nerd fucking asshole. Who did he think he was? She was a villain! Who cares if she had bad breath? Well now she had good breath so he could just fuck off! He could fuck off and die!

Akio brushed his tunic off, "You seem especially driven today. However, I must remind you, you cannot beat me. Please, consider surrendering and then perhaps we can work out some agreement to make amends for the damage you've caused the city?" he suggested.

"Wow, I never thought about that. Maybe he's right? We should just give up and be good girls, NO FUCK THAT! SHUT UP!" Brat screeched, stomping her foot.

Akio sighed and raised his defense once more. It was going to be a long afternoon.