I don't know what I was thinking when I started writing this story, and I can't believe I'm actually updating this.
Oh well, here's Chapter 2 of this weird story I thought of.
Da Qiao slowly opened her eyes and saw the sunlight from the big open window, which blinded her a little. She sat up, now on the side of the bed, and stretched her arms, letting a cute yawn as she did so. She breathed in some air to finally start the day, but it was one that wasn't so fresh. She held her nose and grimaced. W-what's that weird smell? Did someone try to invade us and left a… dead creature nearby? She could easily overcome her fear of seeing people and animals die and the word "dead" itself, if she had the will to do it, but after what she had just experienced, she'll probably never get rid of it.
She was about to stand up from the bed, but she noticed someone was missing. Where's Sun Ce? He usually doesn't get up this early… Thoughts were coming into her mind, until she had this one guess. She frowned. If this is one of his tricks again I swear, I'm gonna knock him out again! From a scale of 0 to 10, with 10 being the scariest, Sun Ce would rate her "Rage Mode" an 11. Even most of the soldiers and officers in the castle agree on this. They do not want to get on her bad side, ever. She could probably be the female version of Lu Bu, but then there's Lu Lingqi.
She stood up, and proceeded to get out of the room rather quickly, as she was already being weirded out by the smell. Now she had her first objective in mind, to find Sun Ce. But first, she changed to her regular every day clothes. When she was out of the room, she saw someone on the other end of the narrow corridor of the sleeping quarters come out of their room. It was Xiao Qiao. She walked towards her. Her little sister waved at her, and she returned the gesture. When they finally met up in the middle, it was Da Qiao who spoke first.
"Hey Xiao Qiao. You seemed to have a good night's sleep huh?" As usual, it was Xiao Qiao in her energetic and happy personality.
"Of course sis!" then her facial expression changed into one where someone would think hard about something. Her big sister noticed this, and asked. "What is it Xiao Qiao? Something wrong?"
"It's just that I noticed this weird smell when I woke up. And it's not a good kind of weird sis." She pouted.
"Wait, I also smelled something weird when I got up." Da Qiao had to think again. What if Zhou Yu was part of Sun Ce's little prank? That can't be right. I don't think Lord Zhou Yu would do something like that, but Xiao Qiao also noticed it. She scowled, with the thought that the two of them would do a prank like this. Oh how embarrassing this is gonna be…
"Come on Xiao Qiao, let's ask Ce and Zhou Yu about this." She glared.
They walked towards the exit of the large sleeping quarters they were in. The exit led to the grand hall. They were searching, looking around to find the two boys. As they were looking, Da Qiao explained to her little sister that what caused the weird smell might be because of those two. Her little sister's response was somewhat an angry look.
"I can't believe they would do this!" she replied, with an angry tone in her voice. Another thing they noticed while they were searching was that some people looked as if they were trying to avoid them. It could probably be because of the current "Rage Mode" look they had on their faces, or it could be something else, something related to what happened after the celebration.
They finally found them. Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were talking to each other on the large balcony, enjoying the fresh air. The two girls glared at the two boys while going towards them.
Sun Ce noticed the two of them walking towards him and his best friend. He also noticed how angry they looked.
"Ce, we have to think of something to be able to-" he was cut off by Sun Ce.
"Zhou Yu, look…" he pointed towards the incoming girls. Zhou Yu looked towards that direction, and his face suddenly changed into a frightened one.
"Ce, w-why do they look so angry?" he asked him, hoping to find an answer.
"I don't know Zhou Yu, we didn't even do anything wrong!" He was right, they didn't do anything wrong. Of course, the girls were sleeping when that happened so it's obvious that the girls were oblivious to the embarrassing – no, VERY embarrassing thing that they've done. Sun Ce was thinking to himself. Why do they look so mad at us?! There's nothing wrong with waking up earlier than usual, right? He remembered why he woke up so early in the first place. Well it's definitely not our fault that they did… THOSE after the victory party!
Zhou Yu had similar thoughts as well. How can those two eat so much in just under three hours? He then remembered what happened after, and came up with something else. Well, that explains why they kept doing THOSE last night…
"Oh uhhh hello ladies, wonderful morning right?" Sun Ce chuckled nervously.
Da Qiao glared at him. "Mind explaining to us why there's a weird smell in our rooms?" She crossed her arms.
Both of the boys already know where, or who, the smell came from. Sun Ce tried to explain to both of the girls. "I… uhhh... you see…" He tried, but he failed.
"I knew it! Why did you even pull a prank like that?!" Da Qiao was really mad.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were confused. Prank? I would never do such a thing! Zhou Yu was never really into those kinds of things, he doesn't even have time for those as he always plans for the next battles, and as well as defending the castle.
"Hold on, what are you talking about? There was never any prank." Sun Ce said.
"If there was no prank, where did the smell come from?" Either Xiao Qiao was gullible, or she really trusted Lord Sun Ce because she believed what he said, without needing any further explanation.
Da Qiao was starting to doubt herself. Sun Ce wouldn't lie to me, right? But she had to make sure.
"Like what Xiao Qiao said, where did it come from? Please tell us the truth." She frowned.
Sun Ce looked at Zhou Yu, and whispered to him. "Should we tell them?" Zhou Yu just shrugged.
Sun Ce was about to tell them. "So, you two really want the truth?" The girls nodded. They are so gonna regret this.
"Okay… believe it or not, it was coming from you two." Sun Ce held up his hands near his face, preparing for a light punch or even a slap. But there was none.
Both of the girls had a shocked expression on their faces. Xiao Qiao spoke up. "WHAT?! Are you saying we smell really REALLY bad?! We bathe every day you know!"
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu facepalmed internally. The point just went over Xiao Qiao and missed, by a lot.
"Even if we don't bathe for days, I don't think we would smell THAT bad! Well... maybe…" Xiao Qiao hasn't experienced not bathing for at least two days straight, or maybe she already has, and probably just ignored or didn't mind the odor at all.
Da Qiao, on the other hand, was thinking about the situation. I don't get it… why would it come from Xiao Qiao and me? It must be the enemy's strategy to discourage us! She was getting even farther from the point, just like her sister.
Sun Ce tried to explain things. "What? No wait wait wait! What we're saying is-" he was cut off by Da Qiao.
"I don't understand, how can it come from us?" These two girls are so unaware to their embarrassing act since they were sleeping when it happened, but if they were asked, they probably wouldn't answer what "getting it out of their system" means.
Zhou Yu and Sun Ce facepalmed internally yet again. Did these two have a hangover from eating too much food?
"Don't you two remember eating a lot last night?" Zhou Yu asked them. Just when the two girls heard the question, it's like they had an epiphany.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Both of them said at the same time.
"Now I remember!" Xiao Qiao said, but became confused. "But what does that have to do with the weird smell?" Da Qiao agreed with her.
Zhou Yu was at the point of breaking. How… can these two… be… so... oblivious!
Sun Ce had to take over the conversation. "Okay, let's see… eating a lot of food will cause some things to happen inside you."
"But how is that related?" This time, it was Da Qiao who asked.
He didn't want to say it directly, but he had no choice, these two will never understand if he doesn't.
"That's it. You two passed gas, and I mean A LOT of gas late last night because of all the food you ate, that's why we woke up early and that's why it smelled like there was a dead skunk!" he said rather quickly.
Zhou Yu was curious about something. If they were able to detect that odor just this morning, then that means… He came to a realization. They've been doing IT since last night, and they only stopped when they woke up this morning?! He thought that those two girls' stomachs were probably bottomless pits. He's gonna tell this to Sun Ce later. He didn't want to tell the girls about this, to stop them from getting embarrassed any further.
The girls had a shocked expression on their faces again. It was hard for them to believe that the odor was coming from them all this time. However, they still didn't believe it.
"N-no! That's impossible! I would never do something like that!" Da Qiao was proven wrong shortly after when... she did it. She just cut the cheese. They all heard it, and looked at her. She has been releasing all those while she was sleeping, apparently it still wasn't enough.
Ever since his realization just awhile ago, Zhou Yu still found it quite shocking that Da Qiao still did it. That's unbelievable... she still has some left? Hopefully now there's no more, until the next time she eats...
She blushed so hard. "Oh my... I uhh... I-I-I'm so sorry about that!" She held her hands behind her back and looked down on the floor, trying to hide her face and its current redness. "This is so embarrassing..."
"It's okay Da Qiao, it's only natural." Sun Ce reassured her, and touched her shoulder. She looked up and smiled nervously at him.
Xiao Qiao, however, was still not convinced, and still opposed the idea that she too, also does it.
End of Chapter 2 of this unusual story.
I'll just finish this, I did find some parts funny.
Hopefully Chapter 3 will be funny too, and I have some ideas for it already.