This is probably the best and funniest chapter. :)
Xiao Qiao still doubted the idea that she would also do such a thing. I don't think that's natural at all... She frowned.
"What is it Xiao Qiao?" Zhou Yu asked her.
"I don't do that!" She stuck her tongue out, and put her hands on her hips.
"Especially not in those original modern day costumes they made for me!" She realized what she just said, and covered her mouth with her hands. Uh-oh... I-I think I've said too much...
The two boys were confused, even Da Qiao.
"Xiao Qiao, what are you talking about?" Her sister asked her.
She quickly answered, "Uhh nothing!" She avoided eye contact with the three of them, hoping they would change topic already.
Meanwhile, a section of the fourth section of the Great Wall of China just collapsed. People screamed in panic. One peasant cried.
"Why?! Why did it have to break now?!" He took out his sword, which was broken into two pieces. "And what in the world is sectionception?"
Another peasant passed by and saw him.
"I can't believe you're crying over a broken sword! My ancestors helped build this Great Wall! Now look what just happened!"
The other peasant replied to him. "Hey! My friend made this sword for me!"
"Well it certainly didn't last long. Not a good blacksmith." He had a mischievous look on his face.
The peasant was angry now.
"Why you little..."
They both got into a fist fight.
The peasant with the broken sword came up with an idea. "L-look! I-I-It's Lu Bu!"
The other peasant screamed and ran away.
The peasant just laughed and walked the other way, but he fell into the collapsed area of the Great Wall.
Going back...
"I think your denial has caused you to say strange things, Xiao Qiao." Zhou Yu said to her.
"Yeah, I mean your sister just did it." Sun Ce smiled and crossed his arms, and looked at Da Qiao.
Da Qiao blushed and held her hands together, and looked down in embarrassment.
"In fact, both of you released a lot of those 'monsters' last night." Sun Ce said to both of the girls.
Da Qiao blushed even harder.
"It's only natural to do it Xiao Qiao. Everyone does it." Zhou Yu reassured her.
"No! Nuh-uh! Not me!" She crossed her arms, and stuck her tongue out. She was acting like a little girl, as if she wasn't one already.
"Xiao Qiao, I've uhh... already witnessed... what you did last night. Please just accept the truth." The only time Zhou Yu would lie is when it's to deceive the enemy to give Wu a better chance at winning a battle.
Xiao Qiao finally believed him. "Okay fine, I believe you. But how come I don't remember doing it then?"
She has been living in this world for many years already, and she can't recall even one instance where she... burped out the wrong end? Zhou Yu and Sun Ce just find this hard to believe. Both of them had similar thoughts.
She probably doesn't want to remember those times, and now she's forcing herself to forget it. Zhou Yu was gathering all possible answers he could think of.
Sun Ce put his fingers on his chin, contemplating on the situation. Something must've happened to her when she was younger that made her forget about it. I gotta ask Da Qiao about this later...
Da Qiao was having thoughts as well. You're just being stubborn now Xiao Qiao! She didn't want to say it to her sister, afraid that she might get mad. Didn't I uhhh... already prove it... awhile ago? She remembered her little accident, and blushed.
They haven't said anything in awhile now... Xiao Qiao was starting to get a little tense. "Uhhh guys? W-what's going on?" She laughed nervously.
With all the commotion happening between the four, there was one soldier standing by the wall, not so far away from the large balcony.
He has been eavesdropping ever since Xiao Qiao's denial, but what made him more interested was because of the weird random thing she said about costumes.
However, he was also speculating why she has been denying it until Zhou Yu said something. One, she denies doing it. Two, she doesn't remember ever doing it. Three, Lady Da Qiao was embarrassed when Lord Sun Ce said she did it. He was thinking hard until... success? Could it be? That's it! Lady Xiao Qiao must've had the bad cases of mud butt before! That's the only possible answer! He had this triumphant look on his face. Of course, that was only his guess. But who knows... she does eat a lot, so it might be true. Not even Xiao Qiao herself remembers.
He felt so triumphant that he blurted out some words.
"Yes! That's it! WHO'S THE GENERIC SOLDIER NOW HUH?!" He put his sword up in victory.
The four turned and looked at him. "I think that's you. Now stand down!" The soldier's fear instantly went to the max, and put his sword down.
Out of the four, he didn't expect the person to say that would be... Da Qiao.
I-I-I thought s-she was s-shy and t-t-timid? He was so scared because he thought he saw this aura of rage surrounding her. I d-don't wanna d-die today!
Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were frightened too. This is the first time both of them saw her this angry. Wow I've underestimated her. This deserves a score way higher than 11 out of 10! This is like 9001 out of 10! Sun Ce underestimated her indeed.
Meanwhile, Xiao Qiao was just standing there. She's already used to her sister's "Rage Mode".
"I-I'll just c-continue d-defending t-his wall..." it was unknown whether the soldier was crying or not.
Zhou Yu decided to take it easy on Xiao Qiao first. "Okay Xiao Qiao, you don't remember it because you released it when you were asleep." Hopefully all of it...
"No, I mean how come I don't remember doing it while I'm awake?" That's what Zhou Yu didn't want to hear.
How do I say it to her? He was at a loss. He didn't want to say anything that would make her sad or embarrassed, but most of all, he didn't want to make her angry.
Xiao Qiao can do anything no matter how ridiculous or impossible it may be, like acting as bait, killing Lu Bu by herself, but apparently, stepping on a duck is her weakness.
Zhou Yu decided to cut the silence. "That's exactly why. You've been doing it in your sleep."
"He's right. But the truth is, if you didn't do... all of those last night, you'd probably let it all out now... until later." Sun Ce said.
"Oh... I guess... there are no more 'monsters' left in me anymore!" She laughed nervously and blushed lightly, putting one hand behind her head due to her nervousness. The other three chuckled in response.
There was silence, only for awhile. Being in her nervous state, Xiao Qiao accidentally ripped one. It wasn't that loud at all, but since the other three were close, they all heard it. She gasped.
"Okay... maybe I still have... a little left..." she chuckled and smiled nervously, held her hands behind her back, and blushed. The embarrassment caused her to look even cuter.
The three soon started laughing, and Xiao Qiao also joined in, her embarrassment already gone.
When the laughter died down, Zhou Yu spoke up. "I guess you two learned your lesson."
Both the girls blushed in response.
"I still can't believe you two ate so much last night!" Sun Ce said.
The girls tried to defend themselves.
"It's because the food was so good!" Da Qiao said.
"Yeah! And you can't just let good food go to waste!" Her little sister said.
"Besides, you two were mostly just drinking."
"We just can't help it when we see good food okay!"
With the girls taking turns talking, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were bombarded with their defensive artillery. They just chuckled after.
"You two are such gourmands." Zhou Yu said. They all smiled.
Since they were still on the large balcony of the castle, they all looked out at the surroundings of the castle. Everything was just so calm in the forest, with its streams and rivers and their gentle currents, and animals wandering around.
"If only it was really this peaceful." Da Qiao wondered. Will the wars ever stop?
Meanwhile, the soldier who was "defending" the wall had doubts in his mind. M-maybe I was wrong all along. W-what if... He suddenly realized something. He finally gained the courage to tell the four about it, but he stayed in his "post".
"YOU'RE ALL WRONG! WE'RE IN THE GAME WORLD OF DYNASTY WARRIORS! WE DON'T BREAK WIND IN THE GAME! IT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS STORY THAT BOTH OF YOU GIRLS HAD TO DO IT!"
In the collapsed area of the Great Wall...
The soldier who fell into the collapsed area felt some shaking and saw some debris fall.
"PLEASEEEEEEEEEE! Stop breaking it! It's already broken, don't make it worse!"
The shaking stopped. He just had one question in mind. "Now how do I get out of here?" He scratched the back of his head.
Da Qiao took one step closer to the soldier. "Didn't I already tell you to STAND DOWN?!" Her shyness wasn't even evident in her voice anymore.
Her three companions thought of the same thing. It's like she's a whole different person...
The soldier quickly regretted what he said when he saw Da Qiao's rage about to go out. "I'm s-sorry my lady! I-I d-didn't mean to s-say such t-things!" He held up his hands in defense, even if she was still quite far from him. That's how intense she is.
"Don't you 'my lady' me!" She crossed her arms and glared at him. "Come here!"
The soldier stared walking backwards and soon turned around and ran away.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE!" Her "Rage Mode" has been activated. She started chasing after him with her Pugil Sticks, which seemed to have magically appeared on her hands.
"Wait, did she have her weapon with her all this time?" Sun Ce was confused. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao just shrugged.
"HELP! A CUTE GIRL IS CHASING ME!" The soldier made it sound like it was a good thing.
Another soldier, who was walking, heard him, and said, "Congratulations man! You finally found yourself a girl!" He wasn't being sarcastic, in fact, he even applauded for him.
"BUT IT'S LADY DA QIAO! AND IT ONLY MEANS ONE THING WHEN SHE CHASES SOMEONE! WITH HER WEAPON!"
The soldier who applauded shuddered when he heard it was Da Qiao who was chasing him. "Oh... well... good luck surviving that!" He's not gonna survive that...
The chase kept on going.
"Well, she's definitely the strongest one in our kingdom." Zhou Yu said.
"Never underestimate Da Qiao. I even saw her carrying Huang Gai's Arm Blade one day during training. She didn't even break a sweat!" Sun Ce said.
"Well, I'm definitely proud to be her little sister!" She grinned. "She's so strong! But not scary."
"Hey, let's prepare the food so we can eat." Sun Ce said.
Xiao Qiao, of course, was happy to hear this. "Yay! Food! My Twin Fans should be able to help in preparing it!"
"Xiao Qiao, please don't eat too much again." Zhou Yu told her.
"Oh come on Zhou Yu, like you said, my sister and I are gourmands remember?" Wait, when did I learn the meaning of that word...
"But you don't have to overeat to be one." Zhou Yu said.
"Fine... I'll try..." she frowned. But I just can't help myself! Sorry Lord Zhou Yu, if the food is good, I'm still gonna eat a lot! She giggled to herself.
They soon started to leave the balcony and the main hall, to prepare the food.
All the while, the shrieks of a certain soldier running can be heard within the whole castle, with an adorable but deadly girl chasing him with her Pugil Sticks that emit some kind of energy.
Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed this story.
It's a good thing Koei decided to bring back the Twin Fans for Xiao Qiao.