xXxXx mY lOvE … mY hAtE xXxXx

by xXOrchestraOfTearsXx

2 irken sisters named crowbar and claws are sent by the tallest to assassinate zim... but there are many obstacles along the way... enemies, rivalry, insanity, and maybe even... a forbidden romance. ((TRIGGER WARNING: GORE/VIOLENCE, AND SOME SEXUAL CONTENT))

2. cHaPtEr oNe

xXxXx~~mY lOvE … mY hAtE~~xXxXx

a fanfiction by me XxOrchestraOfTearsXx

~~cHaPTeR oNe: oUr nExT tArGEt~~

((author's note: here it is! the first real chapter! my fav character so far is clubs he's really funneh! don't worry sarah i'm putting ur oc in the next chapter!))

CLAWS POV

my sister was insane! i knew we were supposed to be killing defectives... but that was just disgusting! she got way too carried away, and i thought she was aroused by it or something. she was breathing pretty heavily. i pushed the thoughts of that particular topic to the back of my mind, and watched the lights of irk's beautiful cities from the window of our ship. "clubs!" i said. "turn on the radio!" our faithful sir unit clubs, who was driving the ship, responded with "wafflez!" and turned the radio to the pop station. "ugh not this preppy stuff, put on something better" said crowbar. what even is a 'prep', and why does she say that word so much? i guess she was just exposed to too many human movies as a smeet. suddenly, the radio shut down! "what's going on?" i asked, slightly scared. could this have been the vengeful ghost of that defective crowbar killed? "incoming transmission! wheee! bacon!" said clubs, and he started to his 'monkey dance'. "the transmission is from the tallest!" said crowbar, looking at the ship's screen in anticipation. i looked at crowbar, studying her long, wavy antenna with pointed tips, and her dark burgundy eyes with a slight shimmer to them, her pale green skin and face covered in eyeliner and black lipstick, and she was wearing a gray irken invader uniform with pink sleeves, her pak was black with red spot-things on it, and she was wearing a black skirt and cleated combat boots. then, i turned to look at the reflective window of the ship, now focusing on my own appearance. i had the same eye color as crowbar, but my left eye was completely black, and i was born blind in that eye. i was missing my left antenna, from a battle i had in irken high school. i was wearing a pink invader uniform with gray sleeves and long gloves, as well as a normal pak and some irken skinny jeans that were ripped and torn from many fights and injuries. the transmission finally went through and me and my sister turned around to watch it. "i'm so excited! banana turkey!" said clubs. "i wonder what it is?" i asked. "greetings!" said tallest red. "hi lol" said tallest purple. "what is it?" asked crowbar. "we have a new mission for you" said tallest red. "yeah" said tallest purple. "did you see us kill the defective you asked us to? did we do a good job?" crowbar questioned. "yeah you did great" said tallest purple. "you did. but this is a new mission" said tallest red. "well what is it?" i asked. "i'm glad you asked" said tallest purple. tallest red interrupted him "we want you to go to the planet of earth and kill the defective named zim." "come on red! we're going to be late for sexy fun time!" said purple. "oh you're right! wouldn't want to miss out on your hot body" said red. and then the transmission ended. "well? what are we waiting for?" said crowbar. "take us to planet earth, clubs!" "i love tacos!" said clubs, and he began to prepare the ship for our journey.