Hi again! Another chappie this one is long! I took me a whiiiiiiiiiiillllllllleeeeee to finish! Enjoy! Credits to the creators! Please Read and Review!
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*Colourful Bleep*
"Ok another one! This one is called 'Just as planned! ~ HTTYD SPOOF #8' by 'Nina Kuhar' Enjoy everyone" announced Sapphie with a grin on her face.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Screen shows Hiccup soaking wet walking towards the table to grab a plate of cold chicken. Everyone is talking, those present are Gobber, Snotlout, the Twins, Fishlegs and Astrid~
"Don't look at me like that."
"Pewds." Said Wolfy.
~Snotlout is watching Hiccup~
"Just because I took the last piece of slice, don't mean you have to judge me"
"I don't judge." Said Nerdy.
~Hiccup walks past him as Snotlout shifts over to leave no room for Hiccup to sit at the table. Hiccup quickly grabs a cup of, I think is, water~
"Fine! I'm outta here."
~He walks over to an empty adjacent table and sits down~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Stoick standing up but a bit dizzy, shows that he is in the Killing Arena and there are other Vikings behind him~
'#### you I'm drunk!'
"It is bleeped." Said Rumble.
"Wow, Stoick does look drunk." Said OGobber.
~The scene repeats but is rewinded and repeated several times~
'#### you I'm drunk!'
~Again the scene plays out and rewinds and plays again~
'#### you I'm drunk! Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk!'
~Then changes to Hiccup walking away, dropping his dagger, his legs give out and he passes out onto the grass and dirt~
"When did that happen?" asked YStoick looking at YHiccup raising an eybrow.
'#### you I'm drunk!'
~Scene changes again but back to Stoick looking dizzy trying to stand up, the scenes play out and rewind and play out. YADA YADA YADA!~
'#### you I'm drunk! And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!'
"I don't get it." Said PTuffnut.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Toothless flies past, roaring and then going off screen quickly. Toothelss flies past Valka who is on a Scuttle claw~
~Screen zooms up on Valka who is talking/cheering but her voice is muted~
"Get 'em! Get 'em!"
~The sounds go back on to hear Toothless roaring again, flying off screen, quickly. Shows (the furture) Astrid pumping up her fist and bringing down, Fishlegs who is holding a sheep with a painted target that looks bored, Ruffnut holding the black sheep that is painted and looks bored and there is Eret holding up a little girl on his shoulder, they all look off screen to where Toothless flew off to~
~There is the sound of cheering then everything is muted and an off screen voice replaces Astrid's~
"Get 'em! Get 'em!"
"That voice is so annoying!" yelled OSnotlout.
~Scene changes again to the Vikings jumping and cheering; you can see splinting ice in the background and destroyed houses. Toothless flies past quickly and off screen again, with everyone's eyes following. Once again everything is muted out~
"Get 'em! Get 'em"
~Scene changes to Valka, zoomed up, again voice muted once again~
"Get 'em!"
"Shut up!" yelled Rumble.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Mrs Larson, and her husband behind her, holding a baby and is handing the baby to Gobber~
~Changes to Gobber having a look at the baby and then raises his hand, his voice is muted out~
"It's a boy!"
"Hey!" yelled Mrs Larson who was in the crowd of Vikings.
~On the screen pops up the words "It's a boy!" in blue~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Show the twins, Tuffnut looking a bit confused and uncertain while Ruffnut looks plain bored~
~Hiccup is speaking, but he is not seen on screen~
"You get it?"
~Tuffnut speaks~
"Absolutely..."
"Wow that's a first." Said PHiccup.
~Tuffnut looks up, looking like he is deciding, Ruffnut is nodding~
"Not!"
"Apparently not." Said OHiccup.
~Emphasizing on the word, "Not!" Ruff and Tuff frown~
~Ruffnut raises her hand up to her head, holding out her other one, looking like she is pushing Hiccup and whoever also is there~
"Yeah. I think I need to lie down."
~Ruff, turns away and walks away while Tuff is still there talking but this time his voice is muted, a voice off screen is heard, there is a little sound before the off screen voice speaks, the sound, to me, is interpreted as a "yooo!"~
"Yes, I am mentally challenged."
~There is off screen laughing belonging to someone else~
~Tuffnut starts to walk away~
"Thank you, for finally realising that."
~More laughter from the different off screen voice and the off screen voice says something, that I don't know what it means but I think it means, "Aw man!"~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Gobber holding out his mug arm, handy thingy saying~
"Trolls exist!" chirpedSapphie.
"They steal yah socks!" cheered Rumble.
"Trolls exist! They steal yah socks!"
Sapphie and Rumble were given odd looks.
~Scene changes to a muted, agitated Hiccup talking and doing his dramatic arm or hand gestures. Astrid is seen also but is cut out~
"I swear to God, that I have been constantly buying ####### socks for years, but where are they going?"
"Ummm….." said YTuffnut, "Let me get back to you on that."
~Scene changes to Astrid who looks amused~
"Astrid's amused." Said Wolfy.
~Changes back to the angry and annoyed Hiccup who is talking once again but is muted~
"I'm not throwing them out; they're not escaping from my feet."
~Scene changes to Astrid who looks amused~
~Changes back to the angry and annoyed Hiccup who is talking once again but is muted~
"There is only one logical explanation, alright."
~Scene changes to Astrid who looks amused~
~Now changes to Hiccup who is standing at his door with an eyebrow raised, then changes to a dead pan expression~
"Trolls!" yelled OGobber.
"Sock Goblins."
"What?" asked Gobber.
~Scene changes to Hiccup looking at Stoick, who is cut off screen, Hiccup looks like he is a bit nervous or worried~
"It is a total logical explanation."
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (the future ones this time) Hiccup, Gobber and Toothless who is in between, they are all looking off screen, Gobber is talking and raising his bludgeon army, handy thingy, he is speaking with an off screen voice~
"He's so hot." Said PRuff.
"Yeah…Wait. What?" replied PAstrid who was blushing, what she didn't know was that PHiccup was also lushing.
"Apparently, today I am feeling extra, Homosexual."
~On the last word the scene changes to Gobber leaning on Grump who sleepily looks at him, Gobber pats his stomach and is holding a tray of fish kebabs with his new carved wooden hand, thingy~
"Nice to hear Gobber, hear ta hear." Said OStoick.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Drago talking to Astrid, he holds his arm up and then pats his chest, looking around~
"I alone."
~Scene zooms up on his scared ugly face~
"Control the dragons."
~Scene changes to Hiccup, looking happy, talking and looking at Valka, with an off screen voice~
"Good for you!"
~Changes to Stoick who is in mid dance with Valka, who looks a bit confused as they had bumped into each other when they were dancing. Stoick his is lifting his hand and is pointing a finger up, bowing his head and closing his eyes, Valka smiles, they continue to dance~
"Aww! Such a cute scene!" yelled Sapphie.
"Good for you!"
~Changes to Hiccup who is talking, there is a flaming boat in the back ground, drifting off to sea, as he speaks he begins frowns~
"What's that?" asked PStoick
"It's that a Viking….Funeral…." said PGobber realising it.
"What?" asked PStoick.
"Shh.." said Rumble.
"Spoilers." Drawled Sapphie.
"Good for you!"
~Changes to Valka who is holding Toothless' head, she looks up to Hiccup talking to him then looks down to the ground to grab her staff~
"G-Good-a-Good for you!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (future) Snotlout cheering, others are seen cheering but are cut off by the screen. Snotlout is cheering, he pumps his fist up and down~
'I got the rock and roll!'
~Electric guitar, rock and roll is heard~
"Go Snotty!" cheered Sapphie, Wolfy and Nerdy.
"Ha, I got fan girls." Said PSnotlout.
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
"Not you!" sniggered Rumble who was amused. "Hey NightCloud could you blast him?"
*PWAH!*
Everyone laughed.
"Such that Snotty." Said Rumble smirking at PSnotlout, he then turned to face the three girls and smirked.
"Oh, so do you wanna be next?" asked Wolfy who was holding her fist in a ready-to-punch-you position.
"…"
"Good."
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Snotlout who is smiling and sniffing Ruffnut who looks annoyed~
"Pervert Alarm!" yelled Nerdy.
"Perv Alert!" yelled Sapphie.
"When the Pervert Bell is Ringing then the Fists go Flying!" yelled Wolfy. (Her best inspirational quote ever)
"Gross!" complained the Ruffnuts.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Changes to Eret who looks distressed as Drago is hold him by his face and squeezing it~
"My beautiful beard! He's touching it!"
~Eret is trying to yell for Drago to stop but fails, he is also grabbing onto Drago's arm to try to get him to release him~
"Poor Eret." Said Sapphie. (The reason why I am talking so much is that Wolfy hasn't seen any of the movies or episodes, except one or two, Nerdy has I think seen both of them but see isn't into HTTYD, Rumble I bet has seen both movies but I dunno so yeah)
"He is so hot." Said PRuffnut, who now was drooling over Eret instead of Hiccup.
"Yeah." Replied YRuffnut, who also now was drooling over Eret instead of Hiccup.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Cute Toothless looking at the light on the ground, he tries to paw it then gets ready to pounce on it. He pounces, there is an off screen voice~
"Kawaii!" yelled Wolfy. (She rarely get like this, you should have seen her when AC Unity was out she was just, Oh my Gods.)
"Got yah #####!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Changes to Astrid who is behind a small make shift wooden wall, that is painted, Astrid pokes her head out and gets ready to jump over it~
~She jumps while yelling her war cry~
"YAAARRRHHHHH!"
~When she jumped over the wooden hurdle there is a video game sound effect~
'BLOOP!'
"YAAAAARRRHHH!"
'BLOOP!'
"ARRRR!"
~She stops and looks off screen, she looks confused~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Drago talking to Stoick~
"We've won. Now!"
~Drago raised his bill hook and points off screen, Stoick turns around to look at Drago then turns to look at where he is pointing~
~Off screen video game sound effect~
"Finish Him!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup falling off of the cliff and all the teens on the ledge watching him~
"Fa! Oohh! The jump. The jump! The jump!"
"Pewds again!" said Nerdy.
~Changes to Toothless jumping off of the small pillar, from the Whispering Death who was blastin him~
~Changes to a zoom up on Hiccup looking worried, looking off screen~
"The jump!"
~Changes to Toothless flapping towards him, trying to catch him~
"AAARRGGHHHHH!"
~Hiccup rolls around and grabs hold of the saddle, he clicks his leg in~
~Shows the tail fin clicking open~
"Just as planed! Just as….."
~Shows the two still falling, trying to pull up, there are rocks falling down but the two didn't pull up in time~
"AAARGGGHHHH!"
"That's got to hurt." Said Rumble.
"Yah. Dat gotta hurt." Replied Sapphie.
"Hiccup!" yelled the three Stoicks.
"What?" replied the three Hiccups shrugging and holding up their hands for defence, luckily, and strangely the three Toothless' came bounding over to their riders and shielded them by scooping them up and covering them up.
"Arkward." Whisper Nerdy to Wolfy, she nodded, while watching the whole thing trying not to laugh.
~Dust. Explosion!~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Changes to Hiccup, in the Killing Arena, running away from the enraged Monstrous Nightmare that is shooting boiling hot lava at him~
"Dude, you're gonna get yourself killed one day." Said Wolfy.
'So light 'em up, up, up!'
~On the last 'up' it changes to Toothless letting loose a playful plasma blast
'Light 'em up, up, up!'
~Changes to the Red Death firing flames at the boats~
~During the 'ups' shows Hiccup running but nearly being toasted by a Nightmare flying past shooting lava in front of it~
'Light 'em up, up, up!
~Changes again to a flaming Nightmare again, climbing a watch tower, smashing some wood~
~To Toothless swooping past and plasma blasting a catapult~
~To Toothless blasting a mini plasma blasting into a Terrible Terror's mouth filled with the ignition gas~
"Poor thing." Said Nerdy.
"Toothless was being a Mr Meany Pants." Said PHiccup.
"Nice choice of words my friend. Nice choice of words." Said OTuffnut.
'I'm on fire!'
~Shows the back of Hiccup as he, and Toothless, fly throw Toothless' playful fun plasma blast's flames~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (future) Ruffnut spreading her arms out ready for a hug, half of her is cut out, Snotlout is in front of her smiling with is arms out running towards her~
'Because I'm Happy!'
"Yes I am." Said OSnotlout.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Titian Toothless, snarling, there are dragons flying behind him, READY TO FIAH! Hiccup is on him hand up gesturing to the dragons and speaking but is muted out~
"Woah! Why is Toothless all glowly! I want my dragon to do that too!" yelled YTuffnut.
"Yeah!" agreed YRuffnut.
~Off screen voice~
"Come at me bro!"
~The words come up on screen~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup entering a dark house, the only light is the light from the open door. There is words on the screen saying, "Alright, I'm not scared"~
"Yeah right. I way braver than you are." Bragged PSnotlout.
Rumble was just about to blast Snotlout himself but Wolfy raised her hand to signal him 'no.'
~Off screen voice~
"Alright, I'm not scared."
~The camera seems to look up off screen into the dark roof ~
~Sudden, loud, drum beat~
~Quickly changes to Fishleg's scary staring face~
"AAAHHHHHH!" (Guess who screamed)
~Switches to see Hiccup on the floor, yelling or screaming, but is muted~
"OOOWWWWOOOOOWWW!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (future) Hiccup's face, he looks agitated, there are clouds in the background~
~Hiccup starts frowning and bits his lower lip and starts yelling. The camera switches views to the side, Hiccup is flailing his arms around in, hands in tight fists, as if he was punching someone. He is mounted on Toothless as they are flying above the clouds~
~On screen there are words saying "FUUUUUUUUUUUU" moving across the screen~
"FUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"Rage!" yelled Rumble.
~Toothless winces and closes his eyes from Hiccup's outburst~
"Sorry about that bud." Said OHiccup.
"It's ok." Warbled Toothless.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (future) Hiccup amazed looking up off screen, IT'S RAINING FISH!~
"*GASP*Oh my God."
~Hiccup looks at the excited Toothless and gestures him a sign that says 'Go ahead'~
"It's raining!"
~Toothless swoops down suddenly, Hiccup is flung back but holds on~
"Damn!"
*Colourful Bleep*
"Ok I just need to pause this for a moment cause I need to get someone." Said Sapphie, then she disappeared with a blue puff of smoke.
~~~~Five Seconds Later~~~~~
*POOF!*
There where Sapphie stood only five seconds ago, was her and someone who she was holding by the wrist. It was a kid. He looked seven or eight,(but guess what he is six! I know right for some reason everyone in my family is short but him. Wha?) He wore a blur checker shirt with camo patterned knee length shorts. In his hand an IPad Air.
"Who's that?" asked Rumble.
"Our ghosting Wolf Crew member. So meet GamerFox2008! Call him Gamer." Announce Sapphie.
"Wait isn't that. Your little brother?" asked Wolfy who took a step closer to look at the boy.
"Ok, so Gamer you know the crack I showed you two weeks ago?" asked Sapphie who looked at her little brother.
"The Merlin one or the Butt one?" asked Gamer.
"The Butt one. So you wanna watch?"
*Rapid Nodding*
"Ok let's continue!" announce Sapphie.
"But wait you didn't tell me that Gamer was your little brother." Said Rumble.
"Yeah me too. I didn't know that!" greed Nerdy.
"Shut up you two." said Sapphie.
~Shows (future) Toothless gliding with Hiccup, who is using his Flight Suit, gliding up to meet him~
'You know what to do with that big fat, butt!'
Sapphie and Gamer started laughing.
~On the word "butt" the camera is zoomed in on Hiccup's butt~
The Hiccups was red, really red.
~Changes to Hiccup, who is lying down, on Toothless, heading straight for the Evil Alpha's ice blast, the camera once again zooms in on Hiccup's butt that is shaking from the flying movement~
"Wha?" said YAstrid, she was blushing, 'His butt!' she thought.
~Changes to Hiccup's butt again, the camera is zoomed on his butt, it looks like he is shaking his butt, but, the scene is that Hiccup is moving, standing up and that moment is rewinded and played again~
'Wiggle. Wiggle.'
"Sapphie and Gamer laughed even harder than before with everyone was still silent.
~Scene changes to Hiccup swinging his leg over the saddle to sit on, his butt is zoomed on again, the scene is rewinded and replayed multiple times
~There is music~
'Wiggle. Wiggle.'
~Changes to Hiccup, who is lying down, on Toothless, heading straight for the Evil Alpha's ice blast, the camera once again zooms in on Hiccup's butt that is shaking from the flying movement~
~Changes to Hiccup's butt again, the camera is zoomed on his butt, it looks like he is shaking his butt, but, the scene is that Hiccup is moving, standing up and that moment is rewinded and played again~
'Wiggle. Wiggle.'
Awkward silence.
"Hey Hic…" started YTuffnut but was cut off my OHiccup.
"If you, and anyone else ever mention that again I have a new fighting dummy, test and crach dummy and a new chew toy for Toothless."
"Yes sir." Said everyone.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Screen shows Hiccup being punched in the shoulder by Astrid~
"Dah!"
"Nice scream Hiccup." Said PRuff.
~He places his place on the sore spot, he turns around to see Astrid talking to him~
"That's for scaring me."
~Hiccup talks but his voice is muted out~
~Off screen voice~
"What the #### is wrong with you woman!?"
~Astrid moves to grab his collar~
"Wow it nearly looks like that you did say it Hiccup, Astrid looked like she going to grab you and pummel you." Said Rumble.
*Colourful Bleep*
"Well did you enjoy that?" asked Sapphie.
There was yeps and yada yada in the crowd so yeah.
Wow that was long, a lot of the word butt! Sorry but I had to add some references. Review! Hope yah enjoyed! So long!
~SapphireWolf2002 ^x^
