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a fanfiction by me XxOrchestraOfTearsXx
~ChApTeR FiVE: a NeW fRiEnD~
((author's note: sarah i added dib in this chapter because i kno he's ur fav! xDD anyways here is da new chapter xD also new character my friend made her up she is cool so i put her in story! hope u like it nicole! did i do pulses character collectly?))
PULSE POV
i sat alone in my ship i was driving to earth! my sir unit heartz said "wafflez wafflez doom" and we arrived on the surfac of the planet. "is this where we are supposed to be?" i asked him. not lick it would have mattered, he never talked coherently. none of the sir units did. "pinky turkey david bus!" said heartz, her red lights flickering. she was an old and glitchy robot but it's not like that affected her speech in any way... no that was just something all sir units did. "sigh. we're supposed to be in new york city for our mission. is this there?" i responded to my sir unit. "wheee!" said heartz and she ran away from the field in the large park where we were standing, deep into the heart of wherever city we were. "ugh heartz come back!" but she was already gone. "great i'm alone now." i switched on my disguise before anyone could see me. my pale green skin and light pink eyes became human, and my long antennas with heart shaped curls on the end turned into long flowing black hair. my pink invaders uniform turned into a loose t-shirt with "BOTDF" written on it and a pair of black jeans. "now... to find out where i am." i began walking down the street, and i bumped into a pale boy with sexy emo hair. "hi my name is dib" he said. "hi im pulse" i responded. "i'm looking for my boyfriend zim have you seen him" dib responded. "your what?" i asked, shocked. how could anyone love a defective like zim? "well, uh... it is my job to kill defectives i am an assassin... i kill them with my shotgun." i say, showing him my cool shotgun. "i'm looking for my friends, crowbar and claws... i have been sent to help with their mission." "i know them! they're staying at the hotel!" he said. "welcome to new york city by the way. but don't get any ideas about killing zim. he's mine and i will defend him to the end." i followed dib through the city, until we reached a tall and beautiful hotel. he lead me to the penthouse on the top floor! "wow! the tallest must have given them a big budget for this mission!" i said happily, standing in the fancy elevator. then we reached the top! "who is it?" asked crowbar she answered the door. her human disguise was pale and emo, she had long white hair with black highlights and her eyes were dark red she was a dark gray shirt and a short black mini-skirt and cleated combat boots and pink and black striped tights. "hi crowbar it's me pulse! this is my human friend dib he is zim's boyfriend and can lead us to him!" i said! "it is so nice to see you again! the tallest sent me to help with your mission!" i said! "i haven't seen you since irken college!" said crowbar she sounded so happy! "come on let me show you our penthouse! claws is asleep btw. you and dib can sleep in the guest room!" said crowbar and she led me through the penthouse to the guest room. it was late and i was tired. "come on dib lets go to sleep" i said. "ok" dib said and we got into bed. the same bed. maybe this would be my chance with the sexy human boy i had just met.