Oh My Gods! Everyone, I am so sorry, I haven't been updating my stories. It has been a bit busy for me lately. I have some new. I am going to put my other story, the Hogwarts one, on temporary HIATUS. I am sorry, I have no ideas of what to do next really in that story so please tell me what I should do. Please review it. I am also sorry for breaking my promise to you guys on the updating. School is almost back, so I am screwed, I will try. I would also like to state that for your suggestions, I am mainly going to show them cracks or spoofs and stuff relates that are relatively short as it takes a while for me to just type the bold, without the AN, so yeah. Please keep that in mind, also I am happy for you to suggest ideas of what I should do. Please check out the poll. Enjoy. Please review. Credit to creators. Yada Yada. Thank you for understanding. Hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year. Happy 2015!

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Freaking enjoy!

Everyone scattered and did whatever. YADA YADA YADA!

"Hey, let's just time skip." Whispered Sapphie to Wolfy, who nodded, bored out of her mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Fifteen Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Ok! Everyone ready? So this one is called, 'It Took You 5 Years' by 'Nina Kuhar.' Announce Sapphie.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Hiccup speaking~

"I don't think it's really fair for me to be fight."

"What did you mean by that?" asked YAstrid.

"Um…." Pause "Disadvantage… Yah know. The metal leg." YHiccup said.

~He then suddenly moves backwards, reflex, to dodge Astrid swing her leg down on him~

~Astrid grunts~

~He gasps at her sudden move~

~Hiccup bents down as Astrid tries to punch him~

~She misses but puts a hand on his back to roll over it, doing and forward roll~

~Snotlout and Toothless are watching~

~Shows Hiccup again with a smirk then a shocked look~

"I saw that look Haddock." Smirked Rumble.

~He gasps~

~Astrid pounces him~

~Astrid is painful bending his arm back~

Everyone winces, especially the Hiccups.

"Oh. I remember that." Deadpanned OHiccup, he then looks at OAstrid. "Why do you always do that to me?"

OAstrid stayed silet, because of the raised eyebrow from the Valkas.

~Astrid grunts~

~Hiccup grunts in pain~

~Snotlout is cheering for Astrid~

"Why are you even cheering for Astrid?" asked Nerdy.

"Because, Hiccup is my nemesis and because Astrid is my princess." Said YSnotlout.

~Toothless watches confused but is slowly edging his head after as if feeling sorry for his rider~

~Gobber is shown walking towards them~

~Camera changes to see the front of Gobber speaking to Hiccup, who is on the floor with Astrid still holding his a painful position ~

"When you're in a situation like this."

~Gobber is wagging his finger, speaking mainly to Hiccup~

"It's best to remain calm and take deep breaths."

"Thanks Gobber. I'll keep that in mind." Said PHiccup, sarcasm dripping all over his words.

~Changes a close up on Hiccup's face. He is taking a deep breath and holds his breath~

~He is clearly in pain~

~Changes a side view of what is happening. So Astrid is on Hiccup pinning him down, Hiccup is on the floor in pain still in Astrid's hold, Gobber is bending down speaking to Hiccup~

"If that is not an option, I would advise playing dead."

~Close up on Hiccup's face again, he takes a deep breath again and hold his breath then exhales, drops to the ground and stops struggling, his eyes are half closed~

"Just like that."

~You can hear Toothless crooning off screen~

"Thanks for the support bud." Said YHiccup, YToothless couldn't really tell if his rider was being sarcastic or not so he thought of it as a compliment.

YToothless crooned

"Well done Hiccup."

"Good form Astrid."

~Gobber gives her a thumbs up~

~Changes to show the back view, so you can see Astrid standing up, showing her back, Hiccup is still splayed on the ground~

~To Astrid speaking, looking down off screen, hands on hips~
"You ok?"

~Hiccup on the ground, cracking his injured arm/shoulder~

~Groaning~

"Never been better."

~Off screen voice~

"Well at least now I can say I tried to exercise and it didn't work out."

~Those words pop up on screen above Hiccup's head~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Snotlout ranting like an idiot~

"One of your bravest and most treasured warriors."

"Bravest? Most treasured? Seriously?" asked Nerdy.

I am!" said PSnotlout puffing his chest out.

"Yeah right." Said Rumble, everyone rolled their eyes at the same time at the three Snotlouts.

~Shouts, flailing his fatty arms around~

"Is about to leave this world! FOREVER!"

"Good riddance." Cheered the Twins, all four, no six of them, oh Thor, what have I done!

~Changes to Snotlout speaking in the forest~

~Shouts~

"Can we get out of here!"

~Whines~

~Hands pulled to face, looking scared~

"Please."

"Scared?" asked OFishlegs raising an eyebrow.

~Change to Snotlout kneeling besides dying, greyish, Hookfang~

~ Snotlout looks worried and depressed, you can see a small tear coming out of his eye~

~Zooms out to see Tuffnut approaching him, placing hand on shoulder~

"Woah. Are you crying?"

~Snotlout is sniffling~

*Colourful Bleep*

~On it has the words, "Yeah, bravest… Totally"~

~(Future) Hiccup is trying to clean himself of Toothless slobber, he flicks it into Toothless, hitting him on the snout~

~Toothless shakes head to rid of slobber~

~Toothless gives Hiccup a glare~

~Words appear saying, "You did not just do that"~

"I did." Said OHiccup smirking.

OToothless glares at him.

~Hiccup takes a few steps, rubs his hands~

~More words appear saying, "How dare you?"~

"How dare I? How dare you, big baby boo?" replied OHiccup.

Everyone snickered at the nickname.

~Toothless licks paw like a cute kitty~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup and Fishlegs, the Meatlug comes crashing down with some giant branches~

~Words appear on screen, "This might be offensive"~

'Fat. Fat. Fat'

~To Fishlegs and Meatlug doing the Extreme Butterfly, spinning out of control~

~The same damn word repeats~

'Fat. Fat Fat.'

~Meatlug and Fishlegs stuck under hurdle (WHAT THE HELLZ I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I AINT BOTHERED WITH DA DEATAILS!)~

'Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. So very fat'

"It;'s ok girl." Comforted the Fishlegs to their Meatlugs.

*Colourful Bleep*

~(Future) Hiccup and Toothless on the cliff edge looking out into the distance, backs turned from the camera~

"Just keep going."

~Toothless rises his head, ready to reply~

"ROOOOWOW!"

"WHAT THE!?" yelled all the teens.

~Repeats multiple times~

~Hiccup is sort of shaking his head~

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

~Words appear as if stating Hiccup's thoughts, "I don't even know any more."~

"I agree." Said OStoick, rubbing his forehead.

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

"ROOOOWOW!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Tuffnut speaking~

"The end of the world."

~Dramatic!~

~Changes to Screaming Death rearing its head ready to fire Fireballs~

~Off screen voice~

"Oh, What the hell? He's having fun. Is he?"

~Happy cheerful music~

~The Screaming Death is firing Fireballs, the scene is repeated and rewinded~

"WHT THE HELL IS THAT!" yelled everyone from the past.

"Screaming Death." Said the rest nonchalantly.

~Changes scene to Toothless and Hiccup diving through the clouds with the Screaming Death on their tail~

~Off screen voice~

"Well, I'm glad someone is enjoying the apocalypse."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup ranting and impersonating Stoick~

~Has a Scottish accent~

"Excuse me Barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong off spring. I ordered an extra boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here! This is a talking fishbone!"

"Nice impersonation." Said the four; Wolfy, Sapphie, Nerdy and Rumble.

~While he was speaking he was doing actions such as holding is arm for the 'beefy arms'~

~Changes quickly to (future) Stoick looking very grave holding Hiccup's shoulders shaking him a but and speaking in a grave tone, Hiccup's back is shown~

~Dramatic music is heard throughout~

"Protect our people."

~Changes while Stoick is speaking, Stoick's voice becomes off screen~

~Changes to Astrid and Hiccup, she has her hand on Hiccup's chest, they are sitting on the ledge of a cliff~

"Lovey dovey much?" asked Wolfy.

~Back to Stoick moving very close up to Hiccup's face speaking~

"It's your destiny."

~There is an off screen yell in the background~

~Changes to Hiccup, Astrid and Toothless are behind him, wielding the Inferno, causing unidentified men to back away~

Everyone except the Hiccups, OAstrid, OValka and OToothless were in awe.

"I want one!" yelled PSnotlout.

"Me too!" yelled YSnotlout.

"Us too!" yelled the Twins, all of them.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Has the words, 'I think we got the right off spring'~

"I agree." Said Sapphie.

~Changes to Hiccup and Astrid on their romantic flight, shows Toothless levelling up into the air, towards the sunset~

~Calm, flute, music is heard~

~Changes to them gliding upward, there is a small circle spot that is grey scale showing Astrid looked upwards, adjusting her eyes to the light~

~Changes to Astrid holding up her hands to touch the clouds, Hiccup is in front of her watching her with a smile~

~Changes once again to an oval that is grey scaled, shows Toothless and the couple on board diving through the clouds up to the night sky~

~Changes back to normal to (future) Hiccup on Toothless speeding along, Hiccup has his arms spread out like a plane~

"Plane!" cheered Sapphie.

~The two go out into the distance, gliding out pass the louds into the clear sky , it zooms out to show a Timberjack and other multiple ones as well flying next to them as well~

~Changes to (past) Hiccup and Astrid, Toothless as well can't forget him, flying with the Northern Lights in the background~

~Singing~

'Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you.'

~An oval shaped scene of previously, but flipped backwards, appears~

~It then disappears and a different one appears showing Toothless~

*Colourful Bleep*

'Boom!'

~Shows Bing, Bam, Boom chasing after sheep~

'Boom! Gotta get hit by that. Boom!'

~Whenever the word 'Boom' is sung Bing, Bam or Boom releases a Sonic Blast~

'Boom. Boom. Boom.'

"What is going on in my village?" asked PStoick sternly.

~Switches between scenes showing the three Thunderdrums destroying stuff and stuff~

'Gotta get that'

~To them flying around blasting stuff~

'Boom. Boom. Boom.'

~The three flying around blasting some more~

~A zoom up on the blast of the three~

~Changes to them flying around in the village causing trouble~

~Switches to similar scenes~

~Then to the green one, that I don't know which is which, is jumping on the Fishlegs, who seems to be distressed~

"Hahaha! Look at Fishylegs." Teased PSnotlout.

'Gotta get that.'

~Changes again. And now I am not bothered explaining~

~Blasting Snotlout, who deserved it~

"He deserved it." Said Wolfy and Rumble at the same time.

"Quit it!" they said again.

"Shut it!"

"Quit copying me!"

"Ladies, ladies calm down. Have a spork." Said Sapphie handing them each a spork.

Rumble looked confused while Wolfy understood.

"Well you cheeky buggar!" she yelled, she then tackled Sapphie into a noggie.

"Kya!"

~Thornado flying in a circle in the academy, the three in suit~

'Boom. Boom. Boom.'

*Colourful Bleep*

~Music~

~Shows Hiccup speaking, muted, holing lantern and badass shield~

"Cool shield!" yelled the YTwins, even though they had seen it multiple time.

"What is that material, it's too shiny to be iron?" asked PGober.

"Gronckle Iron." Said Y and OHiccup.

'Hey! Brother! There's an endless road to rediscover.'

~Something pounces him~

"Hiccup!" yelled the Stoicks panicking.

~Super quickly changes and shows that Dagur, the Deranged, has him and pulls him into a hug. Hiccup looks confused and scared~

"That's not a nice position to be in." said OAstrid.

~Dagur then, holding Hiccup by his arms holds him away, laughing~

~Changes again to Dagur speaking, walking closer to Hiccup, Hiccup is shown uncomfortable, backing away~

"You really don't like him." Said OSnotlout.

~Changes to a zoom up on Dagur's face, speaking then a creepy grin~

"That's creepy man." Said OTuff.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Astrid tossing water onto a burning house, then a fireball lands onto the same area, everything goes slow motion, causing an explosion making her look beautiful as she is walking~

~Changes to Astrid on Stormfly dropping a barrel of water onto a burning house, causing no affect~

"I'm on it!"

~To Astrid's stressed and fearful face as the dragon eggs explode from the Viking's houses~

"Astrid…." Asked PStoick raising an eyebrow at YAstrid.

"Snoggletog?"

~Music~

~Changes to the camera moving to the left, showing the destruction~

~Changes to the giant wooden tree, getting hit by the flying egg/dragon, causing it to catch fire~

~Black screen, words that say, "5 Years Later…"~

~Music~

~Shows a burning house, wooden statue heady thing, on fire~

~(Future) Hiccup Voice Over~

"Even top-of-the-line fire prevention, if I do say so myself."

~(Future) Astrid is shown, with blue and yellow face paint, she gasps then shows determination~

~Zooms out to see Stormfly and Astrid swoop down to cut the bucket of water hanging above the burning house~

~Achievement sound~

~Shows the Xbox Achievement Unlocked thing pop up saying, "Achievement unlocked. 300G – Put out Fire."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Words saying, "It took you 5 years…"~

"True." Said Rumble.

~To Hiccup talking, Dagur has an arm around him, his neck as he is short~

"Dagur looks like he is gonna choke or strangle Hiccup." Said Wolfy.

"Go back to Berk. Leave us to our business."

~(Future) Hiccup bent to the side looking at Toothless, rumbling or gurgling?~

~Off screen voice~

"I don't judge."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows (future) Toothless shoving Valka towards Stoick~

~Words appear saying, 'C'mon! Kiss Already!"~

~Changes to (past) Hiccup in between to the roaring Toothless and on the floor Astrid~

~Words appear, "Back off! He's mine!"~

"What does that mean?" asked Rumble.

~Hiccup speaks at Toothless~

"It's ok!"

~To Astrid~

"It's ok."

~Toothless again ~

"She's a friend"

~Looks at the both of them, arms still spread~

~Toothless calms down, still grumpy~

~Words appear, "No Kisses For You!"~

~Toothless growls, moving towards Astrid but is stopped by a busted Hiccup~

~Hiccup speaks to Astrid, still worried~

"You just scared him."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Hiccup speaking, Toothless behind~

"Toothless and I will go alone."

~As he says that Toothless immediately pops his head up~

~Hiccup looks at the unhappy or something, Toothless petting him~

"I know bud. Eels aren't your favourite. But you're the fastest dragon."

~Hiccup bends down to pick up is shield and starts to walk closer to Toothless to saddle up~

"We'll find this eel and be back to Berk in no time!"

~Changes, words appear, "Stormfly's pretty fast" as if stating Toothless' thoughts~

~Shows the tail of the flying Screaming Death, Stormfly flying past it quickly~

~More words appear, "Why can't she go?"~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Astrid spinning and falling in the air screaming~

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

~Then a black blur swoops past grabbing her~

~Changes to Hiccup Looking off screen behind him~

~Speaking, or is it an off screen voice, I don't remember~

"Where did she go?"

~Changes to Astrid being held by the arm by Toothless' paw, she is dangling high up. Yelling and kicking in the air~

~Off screen scream~

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Nice screa-"

*Punch*

*Colourful Bleep*

~Hiccup's hand trying to touch Toothless' snout, words appear, "No!" Toothless moves back sort of closing or twitching his eye that is close to Hiccup's hand~

~He starts growling, more words, "Wash your hads first!" spelling error on the word, "hands"~

"Just noticed that." Said Sapphie.

~Camera moves to see Hiccup moving his hand out quickly, stopping, and retracting it~

~Camera changes back to Toothless' face growling then stops turning his head back towards Hiccup~

~Changes to Hiccup sitting cross legged inching himself closer to touch Toothless' tail, his curiosity has been switched on~

~Just as he was about to touch it Toothless retracts it on instinct, words appear again, "You still haven't washed them yet!?"~

~Hiccup awkwardly walks away, Toothless puts his tail back down~

*Colourful Bleep*

Well that is an end for that. More cracks or something else as a surprise? Review and enjoy!

~SapphireWolf2002 ^x^