Hey guys, Sapphie here, sorry I haven't been updating, I don't have much of an excuse but High school has just kicked me in my arse. So I wouldn't be able to update every week, every so weeks. I'm thinking of ending this chappie at like 11 or 13 cause I wanna start on my next story. I have already said that but whatever. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth leaving a story and abandoning it for so long pretending it doesn't exist. Also with my Hogwarts one, it will update rarely so I apologise for the readers. I have this rule that if I start a story I must finish it to the end. Otherwise, I go against my laws. Well here are some reviews. Also I feel like BLEH! I don't think the rain and storms are helping either. Also another reason why I didn't work on this was because Wolfy was in a car accident. She gave me a heart attack, she just casually texted me that she was on the way to the hospital and I just flipped. She is alright, just a check-up and regular Panadol. I think I need some right now. I'll be right back.
*Walks to the kitchen and grabs some Panadol, pour water into mouth and shoves in Panadol. Walks back and slouches on the chair. And starts wailing.*
I DON'T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK!
Reviews:
midnightsky0612: You k there? I don't want anyone dying here.
mollienaturerocks: Your welcome. J
Inflamora Notoris: What crack do you mean? I'm sorry but don't remember. My memory is worse than a cat's. But do you mean the HTTYD Crack Vid Mine one?
Reader103: I'm sorry but I need to end this one next chappie or something. I want to continue it but I don't have any motivation and High School with drag me down. I'm sorry for disappointing you.
V.L9090 – Veyonce: Yeah, I wanna do that one, not soon but I will do it one day. Maybe during my school holidays. I have them for 3 WEEKS! Back then it was just 2 weeks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Previously~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well that was nice." Said Sapphie. "I think we should end this chappie here guys. But also underneath is very important for you guys to read, it's the Wolf Crew form, I have updated it."
"Wha?"
"Huh?"
"Byez!"
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"Well guys I gotta go!" yelled Sapphie then teleported somewhere.
*PUFF*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It has been 3 hours since Sapphie puffed off somewhere.
"Um. Guys, I received news from Sapphie and she is sick and won't be back in a while." Said Wolfy looking up from her phone.
"But she has only been gone for 3 hours. How can someone get sick within 3 hours?" asked Fear.
"Yeah! What he said!" called Mark.
"She has been gone for 3 weeks." Said Nerdy with a bored look on her face.
"Wait! That isn't possible, unless she is in a different universe or dimension." Said Rumble.
"Correct Rumble!" cheered Wolfy, "She has been at school and so are we, and we're just holograms like that stuff. So basically, we aren't actually here."
"WHAT!" yelled Agent 101, "So you guys have been gone for weeks in a different universe and you leave a hologram of yourselves. What the point of us being here!"
"I could be in my room playing with Silver instead of sitting here and waiting." Complained Rocks.
"Guys just shush! Sapphie has given me an announcement! There is two new Wolf Crew Members!" announced Wolfy.
"Another!"
"I remember when it was only 4 of us then now." Said Rumble.
"So meet our new member, Brie03127." Said Wolfy pointing to the door, there was a girl who was had brown neck length hair brown eyes tan skin and was wearing a white flowing shirt with denim shorts and vans.
"Hi!" she greeted. "I'm Brie03127 or Brienakate but call me Brie for short."
"We also have Sliver Blue Eyed Wolf." Said Wolfy looking at her phone.
At the door appear a girl with blue eyes and long blonde hair was quite tall. (Sorry but you did tell me what you wear so I haven't do that part.)
"So Sapphie has said that Brie and Blue can be here for the rest of the story and Sapphie might come back but is sick. Geez, and she tells me to look after myself." Said Wolfy.
"So what are we doing?' asked Nerdy, stroking Ren's fur.
"Um, I'll text her." Said Wolfy looking quite bored, obviously wanting to assassinate some Templars or go shoot down some aliens.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Few Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"She said make them watch 'Spoof #2 IMAGINE DRAGO.' What the hell is that!" she exclaimed.
"Oh! She took my brother's suggestion!" cheered Agent 101.
"Ok let's get this over and done with." Sighed Wolfy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Ok so like I said this one is 'Spoof #2 IMAGINE DRAGO' by 'HTTYD Lunatic.' Here is it." Said Wolfy pressing play.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Music Starts~
~Shows (Future) Hiccup bent over pulling his helmet off, brushing a hand through his messy hair~
'I'm too sexy for my shirt.'
"He is." Said Most of the Viking women.
"Nah! Eret is better." Said the Ruffs.
~He turns back and looks out into the distance, pulling a loose piece of hair back~
'Too sext for my shirt.'
~He gives a warm smile into the distance~
"Aww!"
'So sexy, it hurts.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (Older) Toothless falling towards the icy frozen over ocean~
~He crashes into the icy, that breaks, the camera dives towards Toothless and into the icy water and bubbles~
"Toothless!" cried the Hiccups who all grabbed their respectable dragons.
'Everything that drowns me.'
~He swims back up to fly up but falls down again into the water~
'Makes me want to fly.'
"Who the words fit." Said OSnotlout.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows darkness, then the camera pans up to reveal (Older) Astrid climbing onto the teeth of the iron trap, she speaks and the camera turns around to show Meatlug strapped down~
"Meatlug!" cried the Fishlegs who all grabbed their respectable dragons.
'Because I'm fat, I'm fat.'
~To Fishlegs doing a crazy bellyflop onto one of Drago's men (I kinda feel sorry for the guy)~
"Ouch." Whispered YSnotlout to YTuffnut.
'So really, really fat.'
~Changes to the dragon racing stands in the background, pans until shows 20 year old Fishlegs with his face paint whooping on Meatlug who has a sheep in her paws or is it claws?~
'I'm fat.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup nervously trying to stall Astrid who is glaring into the distance to find a clue~
'I'm a super star with a big, big heart and a big, big ?.'
~Hiccup continues speaking grabbing Astrid's hand, putting it onto his chest, Astrid still trying to look for a clue but Hiccup keeps blocking her view, she has enough and bends his arm back making him fall to the ground~
"Ouch." chorused the Vikings, the Hiccups winced remembering the pain.
'I'm a super star and I don't care who you are.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Ouch ;-;~
~Shows Toothless eating a half bitten fish, tossing it into the air and licking his chaps~
'So eat it!'
~Changes to Hiccup taking a large bite of the fish, his cheeks full, he offers Toothless the fish but he declines, doing a 'go on' gesture~
'Eat it!'
~Hiccup looks pained nearly and tries to swallow the fish~
"Gross!" yelled the Viking children.
'Go take a bite and eat it'.'
~Shows Toothless does a small lip licking thing?~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows (Older) Hiccup with tears in his eyes, the screen seems tinted a light red around the edge~
"Aw!" cried Sapphie? Who appeared out of nowhere?
"When did you get here?" asked Agent 101 who had a nerf gun out ready on instinct.
"Aren't you supposed to be sick?" asked Wolfy who had her hidden blade out, also on instinct.
"I fine now." Replied Sapphie who sat down with a tissue in her hand looking at the screen. "Carry on."
'Oh, ho, ho.'
~Zooms out to the other side showing Hiccup who had his hand, on Toothless' head. Toothless shakes his head, he pupils enlarging (that makes him so kawaii! In my opinion, I cried in that scene (It was 3D!) even though I have seen it before also I had the urge to jump up and give Hiccup a big hug, but sadly I refrained doing it otherwise I would look very cray but I am already crazy, lol) giving a cute gummy smile~
'It's magic.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows a large ice spike that looked like frozen flames~
"So that's what it looked like.' Muttered OHiccup.
~There next to it was Valka, Drago and a Scuttleclaw, you can see Astrid, Gobber and maybe Fishlegs, judging by the fur wearer's size/type of fur/clothing~
'I'm waking up!'
~The ice glowed a blue, zooms up to show the light building up even more~
"Cool." Murmured the crowd.
~Valka, Drago and the Scuttleclaw run/fly away from the glowing ice that explodes~
~Explosion!~
"Awesome!" yelled the twins head-butting each other.
'I feel it in my …'
~Zoom up on Drago yelling in slow-mo, who is swing his bill hook~
"RRRRAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
"Woah!"
~Dust clear to reveal Alpha mode Toothless! Who roars at the camera, underneath him is Hiccup~
"Hiccup! Toothless!" yelled all the younger and past versions.
'Enough to make my systems …..'
~Zoom up on Drago yelling in slow-mo, who is swing his bill hook~
"RRRRAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Imagine Drago!~
~Shows Cloudjumper doing a 360 spin then twisting over the Bewilderbeast's tail~
'You spin my head right round baby right round.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows the white Bewilderbeast crashing out of the sanctuary and breathing ice~
'Ice, ice baby.'
"Wow….."
~Men are running away~
'Ice, ice baby.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Valka who is in her suit on Cloudjumper who is 'jumping on clouds around Hiccup~
'Danger up the … (I dunno the words and I am too lazy to find out, I'm sorry.)'
~Continues to flying around Hiccup~
'Danger up the …. Bad girl.'
~Cloudjumps gives a giant leap out of the clouds~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Stoick and Valka dancing together, but very quickly~
'Come shake your body baby and do the conga. Can't control yourself any longer.'
"Stalka moment!" shouted most of the Wolf Crew members.
Goober grabs Hiccup and hoists him up dancing in a circle then dropping him down and chuckling~
'Come shake your body baby and do the conga. Can't control yourself any longer'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows the Haddock flying into view, bad ass style. Toothless blasts a falling pillar of ice into smithereens~
'Bad boys, what are you gonna do?'
~Hiccup and Toothless fly past the screen, showing the battlefield down below, showing a Zippleback being trapped~
'What are you gonna do when they come for you?'
~They dive down and blow it up, they fly and turn back up then dive bomb another trap~
'Bad boys, bad boys.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Hiccup is a bad boy'~
"I wouldn't really say that." Said OAstrid blushing.
~Gobber lifts up the kill ring gate~
~Off Screen Voice~
"Hello, and welcome to standing up school."
~Hiccup faints, falling to the ground face first~
~Off Screen Voice~
"Ugh."
"Hiccup. When did that happened?" asked PStoick who was looking at his son.
"Um… After I found Toothless in the woods and he roared in my face and I passed out." PHiccup replied looking nervous.
~Gobber with his face close up to Hiccup~
"And you fail."
*Colourful Bleep*
~'You need to study more.'~
"Yes you should." Said someone's voice that belonged to ?
"Derpy get your ass in here! And let the others in!" yelled Wolfy.
There appeared at the door was a girl with black messy short hair. She wore a sort of leather beanie with wolf ear shapes indicating she had wolf ears. Also with steampunk goggles resting on it. She wore a white T shirt with a Hetalia image on it. She was also wearing a survey corps cape and high thigh boots with black tights. On her left thigh a knife was attached in it sheath. She had a purple tail swishing behind her.
"This is DerpyNekoWolf. Call her Derpy, she is on FF.N yet but wants to join sooner or later." Said Sapphie.
"Hey everyone. I'm Derpy. Worship me!" the girl who was called Derpy yelled.
"Oi. Oi." Said Wolfy rolling her eyes.
~Toothless POURS ON THE SPEED, trying to catch Hiccup as he
HURTLES toward collision. His locked tail makes manoeuvring difficult. He's UNABLE TO PULL UP at a steep enough angle. At the last second, Toothless BLASTS the jagged rocks just ahead of Hiccup, then WRAPS Hiccup in his wings as they fly through it. The obliterated peak rains down around them.~ (I copy pasted it from the script…. I am too lazy right now and I am spamming Fear with stickers…. J)
'I can be your hero baby.'
"Unicorns!" yelled Sapphie suddenly, her hair turning rainbow and her wolf ears and tail became rainbow and on her forehead was a sparkly horn. What also happened that Fear and Wolfy had a horn appear on their foreheads too! (Unicorns! XD)
"Um…" was everyone else's response.
Sapphie's ears and tail changed back and the horn disappear, same with Fear and Wolfy.
"Nothing." Was Sapphie's reply.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Toothless looks very energetic, bounding around the house knocking things over~
~Off screen voice~
"Bada da bada da bada bidida bada da da. *pop* I'm a nut."
"I have to say, he acts like one sometimes." Teased OHiccup looking at OToothless, who sawt him on the head with his tail fin.
"Wait! So Toothless is our brother!" said YTuff.
"No." said OHiccup.
"Aww!" YTuff whined.
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Toothless is a nut'~
~Shows Hiccup placing his prosthetic foot down next to his boot, Toothless bends down into view and sniff it~
PToothless grumbles sadly and looks at his Hiccup who scratched him under the chin.
'The stars are glowing.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup throwing his hands up and spinning around, repeats on loop~
'Woohoo! Weehee! Woohoo!'
~Repeats~
"Woohoo!" yelled Nerdy.
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Woohoo!'~
~Tucked into his riding position, HICCUP appears to be part of TOOTHLESS. They dip, roll and dive, over a sea teeming with Thunderdrums, pulling off daring manoeuvres with honed refinement, making them seem effortless. They jack-knife, heading skyward, rolling and tumbling through the ethereal cloud-scapes~ (Copy pasted from screen play)
"Ooouuuuuhhh!"
'Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh. Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang'
"Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh. Oh Eh Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang" Sapphie sang.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup lying on the saddle talking to Toothless, you can see clouds in the background~
"Don't worry bud. I won't let anything happen to you. I promise."
~He places his hand down to pat the dragon for reassurance~
~Gandalf! '1 minute later'~
"GANDALF!" yelled Wolfy.
~Shows a dragons claws heading straight for Hiccup, comes closer and grabs Hiccup out of the saddle~
"Oh, I'm sorry Hiccup." Said OValka who looked guilty.
"It's ok mom." Said OHiccup giving her a hug, OStoick joined in.
~You can see the frozen over ocean with cracks floating aimlessly~
~Hiccup gets taken away~
"TOOTHLESS!"
~Toothless falls as there is no rider to control the tail fin and he roars back and keeps fall and roars once more before crashing into the ice, bubbles fill the screen~
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Liar'~
"Makes sense." Said PSnotlout.
~Shows Hiccup with the ignited Inferno as he stares at the dragon/s wearily and swings the flaming sword above his head slowly~
"Cool!" the crowd chorused mesmerised.
"That's great blacksmithing I see there!" said the Gobbers who were proud of their apprentices.
'We're gonna let it burn. Burn. Burn. We're gonna let it burn. Burn. Burn. Burn.'
~The dragons' eyes dilate~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Drago walking towards the screen, looking menacing. Changes scene to Drago brushing off some smoke and dust~
'I'm too sexy for my …..'
~Drago roars?~
"RRROOOAARRR!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Did I scar your soul?'~
"Yep." Everyone said. Some had gone to puke in the bathrooms that where at the back of the room.
~Shows Hiccup talking to the screen waving his pointer finger~
'Can't touch this!'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup's shocked? Surprised? Angry? Um…. I dunno? Face~
"Like a boss!"
"PPFFFFHHT!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Gobber pointing his mug hand near the screen while looking off screen~
"Trolls exist!"
"They steal your socks." Said Rumble. (Also I have to say that in my '50 ways to annoy Hiccup' I'm sorry but that was a typo for the sock one ok! So stop flaming me! Especially you! Guest! Otherwise I'll send Sparky on you!)
"But only the left ones." Said Fear.
"What's with that?" said Mark.
Everyone laughed at their antics.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup and Toothless flying up above Stoick and Gobber, in the storm gate place that is underground~
"He never listens." Groaned the Stoicks teasingly at the Hiccups.
'I want to break free.'
~Hiccup and Toothless dive under the first gate~
~They are now shown to fly towards another gate but it shuts closed, they fly towards another but it closes~
~Shows Hiccups determined expression~
~They dive out the last gate, away!~
'I want to break free!'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup gesturing to Toothless, Eret has his back to the screen, Astrid is in the cargo hold, the screen is paused~
~Zooms onto Astrid who is looking at Hiccup's bicep~
'DUN DUN DUN!'
~'Soon….' Slide onto screen~
"Wha?"
"Oh! Oooohhhhhh!" said the Stoicks who caught on then the Gobbers and Valkas who were grinning.
Then the Hiccups and Astrid caught on, "WHA!"
~Fades black~
*Colourful Bleep*
They (Hiccup and Toothless) LEAP into the bright blue sky, together as one. Astrid follows, giving chase. Hiccup and Astrid race their dragons through the village - under eaves, over rooftops, down cliff-sides, and between ship masts. It's a high energy, romantic dance of sorts. Their fellow recruits join them as they take to the open sky, rocketing far above the village. The Northern sky swirls with blazing, multicolored dragons. Hiccup and Toothless break from the pack, spinning into the blinding sun.~ (Copy pasted from the HTTYD 1 Screen play with some tweaks)
~Retarded horse music~
"Oh my god!" said Rocks.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Astrid and Hiccup looking out into the distance to the left~
~Astrid speaks~
"You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend."
"Best pep talk ever!" said Blue.
~Zooms out and music starts~
'Tell, me. Tell me. Something I don't know.'
~Hiccup turns to her and rants doing arm/hand gestures, but is muted as music plays~
'Something I don't know. Tell, me. Tell me. Something I don't know. Something I don't know. Something I don't know. Tell, me. Tell me. Something I don't know. Something I don't know.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Toothless smacks Hiccup with his ear flap~
"URGH!"
~This repeats, speed up~
~Slow mo~
"Slow mo." Said Brie.
~Super speed up~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup and Toothless, and the fiery inferno behind them~
~They crash into the Queen's tail and Hiccup falls off the saddle into the fire~
~Toothless spins around and flaps towards his rider~
'Oh! Oh! I will never let you down.'
~They are enveloped by the fire~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Toothless at the Great Hall doors, with something in his mouth, he bounds towards Hiccup~
'All of me! Loves all of you!'
~Shifts scene to Hiccup and Astrid, Astrid smiles at their reunion, Hiccup calls to Toothless and runs towards him~
'Love your curves and all your edges.'
~ They meet in the middle and Hiccup hugs Toothless, they have a moment then it slows down~
~Hiccup frowns and pushes Toothless away and proceeds to scold him~
"Well that ruined the moment." Said Derpy and Mark.
'All you perfect-'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Stoick chatting with a Viking and Gobber walks/hobbles forward and nudges him~
~Gobber has some bells as his prosthetic hand, his helmet is different looking like a reindeer antlers covered in holly? And berrys?~
'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.'
~Changes to Gobber being surrounded by some Vikings, Gobber talks and points upwards with his beels and his other hand holding a net with glowing balls or lanterns~
'Had a very shiny nose.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Gobber the red nosed reindeer'~
"Hm."
~Shows three children, the two boys at patting their snow dragon, then girl walks forward and is about to hug it~
'Do you want to build a snowman?'
"Do you want to build a snowman?" sang Sapphie, Nerdy, Blue, Brie, Rocks, Agent 101 and Derpy.
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Astrid walking into view with a shield with *shivers* yaknog!~
'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, it's better than yours.'
~She looks excited, the children in the background watch~
~Scene shift to Astrid pouring the death drink, I mean. Festive holiday cup of cheer into a mug~
~Tuff is shown looking disgusted~
"Yep, gross." Said the twins and they were punched by their respective Astrids.
"OW!"
"OW1 OW! OW! OH1 I'M HURT! I'M VERY MUCH HURT!"
'Damn right, it's better than yours.'
~Snotlout drinks it in one gulp, his cheeks full of the terrible taste but swallows it, Astrid looks off screen with a smug grin~
'I could teach you, but I have to charge.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Hiccup arms spread in balance and 'dances' around the scribbles~
'Calcutta. Ehyo. .'
"You can dance?" asked PSnotlout looking at his cousin.
"I don't dance." Said PHiccup.
~Repeats of what Hiccup is doing, music continues~
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Toothless trying to catch a light on the ground it moves away he follows, it stops moving then he gets ready to pounce~
'Cat, I'm a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance.'
"He like a cat!" said the Hiccups, Toothlesss grumbled.
~He pounces on it by it moves away~
~Changes scene to Toothless pawing an ember in the smoke, Eret and his men and Stormfly are in the background~
'Cat, I'm a kitty cat.'
*Colourful Bleep*
~Shows Toothless, poking his tongue out slightly and licks his lip and this repeats~
"Sugoi! Sugoi! Sugoooi!"
*Colourful Bleep*
~'Sugooooi!'~
"That was um…. Interesting…."
So that is it. The second last or third last chappie of this story. So I have some explaining to do. When I was working on this I was sick so it was sloppy, the first half. Some of it I was working on during class. (Class was boring) Some is when I have free time. Some somewhere else. So this might not flow properly and stuff so I apologise. Sorry for any errors also sorry for not updating in like over a month. I hope you enjoyed, sorry it was rushed but doing videos is hard. I dunno if I have said this already but all members in the Wolf Crew are important, it is just the author's choice for who that want in the story. Happy Easter! I have had way too much chocolate. BUT I AM STILL VERY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! Also I won't really swear in my stories but I might, if anyone gets offended tell me. I will try to refrain from swearing. I won't take anymore video suggestions, sorry. I hope you enjoyed. Now I shall spam Fear and Wolfy with stickers on messanger! MUHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL! :D
PEACE!
~SapphireWolf2002 ^x^
