A/N - I seriously have so much fun writing these. And I'm glad you guys like it enough to review and follow!
Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.
"If you would just listen to me-"
"You're the most-"
"-instead of being the most stubborn-"
"-infuriating-"
"-insolent-"
"-smug-"
"-naive-"
"-self-centered man I've ever met!"
"-woman I've ever met!"
The Doctor and Emma stared each other down, both breathing heavily. "Insolent?" Emma's fists clenched at her sides. "Where do you get off calling me insolent? Have you even met yourself?"
"Oh, please." He spat. "You're practically a child."
She crossed her arms over her chest. "Again, have you met yourself?"
"Yes, of course I've met myself because it's impossible not to!"
"Well, I...your bow tie is stupid!"
The air seemed to go cold around them as the Doctor gaped at her. His mouth opened and closed a few times. "You...you're stupid."