This is the one hundred thirty-ninth chapter in Pokemon Heroes. I just love writing about these two. It just makes me so happy. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any of the songs.

(Opening song)

The Pidgeys and Pidoves sung as they soared through the open, blue, clear sky over the beautiful water-filled town of Hargeon.

Hargeon Town, a town near the southwest side of the Ransei Region, was a town filled with water. Water replaced streets, and people had to ride on boats just to get around. The buildings were decorated in an ornate style. On clear days, when the sun struck the water, it was reflected against the beautiful buildings.

It was just a peaceful, calm town.

Within the beautiful, two story Pokemon Center, was the favorited green-haired boy. He was snoring repeatedly, but then a Pidove crashed against the balcony door glass, waking him up. His eyes opened, and he looked toward the curtains that covered the balcony doors.

He was lucky to get the special room where he had a balcony.

Today, he felt energized and removed the blankets and jumped out of bed.

If this was a crappy musical, he would be singing right now.

He went for the balcony doors and pulled open the curtains. He forcefully opened them, knocking the Pidove that was trying to recover from the crash off the balcony toward the ground.

He looked out and saw the ocean in the distance, and saw the sun glisten on the blue waters. The peaceful area and the soft sounds of the people in the morning made him feel good.

He gave a large smile as he shut his eyes and listened to everything as the winds blew through his green hair.

There was only one thing going on his mind right now.

"Today's going to be a go-"

A bag suddenly covered his head, and then a sac covered his entire body. He was pushed to the ground, and then he felt himself being dragged away.

Drew and Green 3

Drew was yelling and squirming in the bag over and over again. He continued to hear water, and he felt the ground underneath him sway. He heard a motor somewhere around him.

He was freaking out. There was no way in his life did he ever think he was going to be captured. Who knows where he was going to go. Maybe this was someone who found him and thought he was awesome enough to forcefully bring him toward a meeting room where he would be forced to sign a contract that he now gives his life to them. Maybe this was a secret agent who was here to recruit him on a secret mission. Maybe this was some crazed bitch that he had a kid with, and she was forcing him to marry her!

Nothing could be even worse.

He then felt a hand get placed on his chest to stop him from moving around. He heard metal, and then he saw a knife with its pointed edge stab right through the bag near his face, making him squeal like a mouse. He saw this knife move downward, creating a slit, bringing in the sunlight. When it was removed, the slit was large enough for him to escape.

He gulped, taking a fork from his back pocket and placing his fingers on the slit. He was ready to fight this person.

"Not today!"

He ripped open the slit and gave a Tarzan-like yell while positioning the fork to strike his opponent, but as soon as he sat up, the shock made him drop the fork to the ground.

This was even worse than he ever imagined.

There was the brunette holding onto a pocket knife, with her elbow on the edge and her legs crossed. She was the most despised person that Drew could think of. She was the very bane of his existence. She was...whatever else she was that made Drew's life miserable.

This was Green, and in Drew's book, she was one crazy-assed bitch.

She was ignoring Drew's yell, looking at the pocket knife in her hand.

Drew, seeing that she hadn't even looked at him, looked around. He noticed that he was on a motorboat, riding along the ocean blue. He was placed on the ground while Green sat.

They stayed like that for a while, and then Drew gulped.

"H-Hi," he said.

Green's eyes turned to him. Those cold eyes made the boy's shiver.

She was just staring at him. Usually if you captured someone without even a motherfucking warning, you tell them what the fuck is going on!

"Well..." said Drew as he played with his thumbs. "What do you want?"

Green continued to stare at him, and then she closed her eyes and sighed.

"Sure."

"Sure?"

"I'll go with you."

"Go with me? Go with me where?"

"If you're just gonna keep bothering me about it, I might as well do it. I'm feeling nice today."

"I didn't say anything. Where are we going? Dafuq you sayin, bitch!?"

They were quiet for a few more minutes. Sweat started to pour down Drew's forehead. He was about to jump overboard in a few seconds if this silence continued.

"A-Are you gonna at least explain? Please."

A crumbled up paper was tossed at his face. He looked at it, and the title was "Treasure Hunters".

It was a flyer, made by random teenagers and wanna-be archaeologists giving news to people about things they should check out. A picture showed a cartoonish island obviously taken from ClipArt. Under it read:

Sup, dudes and dudettes! Today, we found something that'll blow your minds! On an island off the coast of Hargeon Town, there is said to be a whole bunch of treasure. Real, pure gold treasure! Many have gone, but none have returned! I'm making this flyer before heading out, dudes! If you ever see me, I'm wearing a red khaki shirt with a red hat, bruh! There's a whole bunch, so take as much as your bag can carry!

And in really, really small print:

Not responsible for any type of traumatic experience, injury, or death.

Drew looked up at Green.

"Excuse me?"

"We're on our way there," said Green. "You're lucky I was able to *cough* find us a boat."

Drew looked down at the paper, back to Green, out to sea, back at the paper, and then back to Green.

"I asked you to go on this with me?" asked Drew, putting emphasizing on the I.

Green didn't respond.

It was quiet for a few minutes, and then Drew sighed.

"What do you really want?"

"Hey, did you bring any weapons with you?"

"No," said Drew, remembering that all his stuff and Pokemon were still at the Pokemon Center.

"Uh-huh," said Green as she looked out. Drew could tell he did something wrong.

Drew stared back at the flyer and back to Green.

"Listen, I don't know what you're planning today, but it's not going to work on me. I'm not going. You can go yourself."

"What a shame. You'll be missing out on all that treasure, though," said Green as she started to position the pocketknife in her hand toward Drew and proceeded to wave it around. Drew could feel he was in danger, and he quickly looked back at the flyer.

"Does this island even exist? What's it called?"

"Dickcutter's Island."

"I'M OUT!"

Drew stood and placed his foot on the edge of the boat.

"What are you doing?"

"Swimming back."

"That wouldn't be a good idea if I were you. This part of the sea is infested with Sharpedos."

"Ha, ha, very funny."

He placed his foot in, and then quickly removed it before a Sharpedo chomped off his foot, but it bit off his sneaker, plus the sock.

Ten minutes in and he already lost a sneaker.

He slowly sat back down and waited. They sat in silence for at least twenty minutes before Green rose her head.

"We're here," said Green.

Drew looked out and saw the island in the distance. Already he saw the dark clouds shaped like skull and bones only over that island, and he could see large flying creatures flying around the island. Those were not Pokemon.

Tears flowed down his face as he gave a smile.

"Goodbye, world."

Drew and Green's motorboat landed on the island's shore. Green stepped out and stretched. Drew was just staring at Green with focused, stern eyes. After she was done stretching, she turned to Drew.

"What?"

"I'm watching you," said Drew as he pointed a finger at her while spinning it.

"Pfft. Whatever."

Green started walking on. When she entered the thick forest, Drew knew that this was a good time to hop on that motorboat and start riding away. There were multiple motorboats along the shore of the island as well. He checked to see if Green was anywhere and smirked.

"See ya, bitch!"

He was about to hop on that boat, but then a thunderbolt crashed down on the motorboat, setting it on fire. Then octopus tentacles grabbed the boat and brought it down into the water.

Drew only stared at what happened, and then he turned towards the forest, placed his hands in his pocket, and whistled while he was on his way.

Drew was right behind Green, shivering as he heard the screams, the movements, and the feeling of being watched.

He saw eyes looking at them from the bushes.

"You feel that?!"

"Feel what?" asked Green.

He saw carvings on trees saying: turn back.

"Doesn't this freak you out in even the slightest way?!"

"Is there supposed to be something to freak me out?"

Suddenly, she stopped and went down as an axe attached to a string came swinging down to them. Drew moved to the side quickly as the axe cut off pieces of his hair.

"Don't tell me you didn't see that!"

"See what?" asked Green as she went back up with a penny in her hand. She placed it in her pocket and kept walking.

Drew continued to follow Green, but then he felt a chilly wind go past him. He looked down and saw a skeleton against a tree on the ground wearing a red khaki shirt and a red hat.

"Holy shit!"

Before he could tell Green, five skeleton pirates popped out from the bushes with swords in their hands. They gave "arghs" at the kids. This time Drew didn't say anything. Green turned to him. Drew stared at her. Green moved her arms to them. Drew shrugged.

"Well."

"What?"

"There are walking skeletons in front of us with swords in their hands. Isn't that weird to you at all?"

"Not really. I've met aliens before. This is nothing."

Drew then removed his other sneaker and tossed it at the head of one of the pirate skeletons. It fell to the ground, leaving its sword and hat. Drew took the sword, hat, and also the eyepatch and placed the items on himself. He got into a fencing stance with the sword.

"You ready to do this, Green?" he asked.

No one responded. He turned back, and he didn't see anybody there. He heard rustling in the forest near him, and his open eye without the eyepatch twitched.

He thought they were in this shit together. Well, he didn't even want to be here in the first place. He was forced to come.

While he was distracted, one of the skeletons went toward him and knocked the sword from his hand, leaving him weaponless. He stared at them as they got closer and then he gave a weak smile.

"So...pizza tonight?"

Drew screamed and yelled as the pirates held onto him and he ducked and dodged at every swing of their swords. He kept running away, not stopping for anything as more skeletons popped up.

He jumped over a bush and sat behind it as the pirate skeletons ran past.

His hair was ruffled, his clothes were ripped up, he only had one sock, and a skeleton hand was still attached to his ankle.

In front of him was Green, sitting on a beach chair sipping a smoothie. She was wearing a grass skirt, a coconut bra, and sunglasses.

They just stared at each other.

"Where the fuck have you been?" asked Drew.

"Here."

Oh Arceus that floats in the clouds watching the stupidity of mankind, please help Drew not take the DAMN skeleton arm and slap the bitch with it.

"You done?" she asked.

Drew nodded slowly. Green burped, tossed the smoothie cup on the ground, got back up, and removed her sunglasses. He got up and walked with her until Drew started to hearing a river in the distance. They were getting closer to it.

Soon, after they past some trees and bushes, they finally got to the river.

It had a calm current, and it wasn't that large either. They could swim toward the other side if they wanted. Drew began to think that this may have been the most peaceful place on the island.

"Finally things are going our way. Let's start swimming."

Before he jumped in, Green grabbed the back of his shirt.

"What?" asked Drew with hints of being annoyed in his voice. She only pointed at the river. From where Drew was standing, he saw Carvanhas jumping out of the water, biting the air as a threatening sign toward Drew and Green.

Drew calmly pulled away from Green's grip and proceeded to walk back into the forest.

"What are you doing?" asked Green.

"Going back."

"But we've already gone so far."

"The boats by the shore are about five minutes away. I'd rather go back than get my face bitten off."

"Get your ass over here!"

"No way!"

Before Drew could take another step, Green grabbed his hair and rammed him backwards on the ground. Drew clenched the back of his head after it hit the ground and looked angrily at Green.

"Then you figure out a way to get past them, smartass!"

"Why are boys so lazy?" sighed Green.

"Says the person who ditched me to fight pirate skeletons by myself!"

Green looked around, and then she smirked.

"Get up."

Drew slowly got up, awaiting the plan. Before he could ask though, Green pushed him into the river.

The sight of those Carvanhas biting him all over his body will forever haunt the boy's mind. And with those tiny seconds of going above water while violently splashing around, he saw Green floating in the air with her inflated Jigglypuff to get to the other side.

After minutes of experiencing hell, Drew was able to get to the other side. He dropped his body on the ground and breathed heavily while water dropped from his face. He felt a Carvanha biting his leg, but he didn't pay any attention to it.

Green looked down at him.

"Why did you do that?" asked Drew.

"Because I needed to get to the other side, so I used Jigglypuff. Great plan, huh?"

"But why throw me in there?"

"Because how else would you cross the river? Come on, let's keep going before night comes. I hear it gets REALLY crazy at night."

She walked into the forest as Drew still lied on the ground. He finally looked at the Carvanha on his leg.

Maybe it would be better if he went back into that river.

After many other trails and close-to-death experiences, Drew and Green finally made it to the middle of the island, where a large volcano-shaped structure stood. But this structure didn't function as an actual volcano. At the base was an open doorway that led into a dark cave, and past that cave is where the treasure is supposed to be.

Drew, exhausted as fuck and so close to death that if he closed his eyes, he wouldn't open them again, walked sluggishly behind the brunette.

Green, on the other hand, was perfectly fine.

They had entered the cave already. There wasn't much danger in it at all, and it was like a single pathway that turned in different directions. It wasn't dark either, because there were torches on the walls that provided light.

"Are we there yet?" asked Drew.

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"I said no."

"Are we there yet?"

"For the last time, no."

"Are we there yet?"

"Now we are."

They entered a large, empty room. Above was a large hole that looked up into the sky. They were in the middle of the place.

"There's nothing here," said Drew.

"That's impossible," said Green as she looked around. "It should be here. Maybe we came to the wrong place."

"I'M NOT MOVING AROUND THIS ISLAND ANY LONGER!" yelled Drew. "IF YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME TODAY, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! I'M GETTING MY ASS OFF THIS ISLAND EVEN IF I HAVE TO FIGHT YOU, YOU..."

The rest was just a blur to Green, ignoring Drew as she looked around the place. She moved her foot, touching a large rock. But this rock was really a rock, for when Green stepped on it, the top tore like paper. Green, finding this suspicious, kicked it again, pushing the paper-mâché rock to the side. Underneath it were two big buttons, blue and red.

Green bent down and inspected them. The blue had the words don't touch, and the red had the words do touch.

Knowing that this wasn't a cliche cartoon show, she went for the red button, thinking that red buttons weren't always the most dangerous to press in these kinds of situations.

"...AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSH-"

Drew stopped when he saw small holes open up on the walls. Immediately, darts shot out. Drew moved his body in every which way to dodge them while screaming like a little girl. Green was bent on the ground, completely avoiding the darts.

When they were all finally gone, Drew stopped. He wasn't hurt at all. A smirk formed on his face.

"Ha!" he yelled as he raised his hands in the air. "You can't kill me today, Arceus! You just can't!"

A lone dart then shot out from one of the holes, injecting itself into Drew's right buttcheek.

Green, oblivious to it all, turned to the blue button.

"Well, that did nothing," said Green. "How about this one?"

She pressed it. Before Drew could turned to the dart on his butt, a large area of the ground opened up, and Drew was conveniently over it. He fell into it, but then after a few seconds, a platform was being raised from the ground, and Drew was lying flat on his stomach on it. When it was done, he looked up, and his eyes widened.

There, in front of them both, was gold stacked on one another that rose high up. Drew, in shock, moved back next to Green, who got up with a smile on her face.

"That went better than I expected," she said.

Drew looked at the treasure in pure shock. He never actually thought they'd make it.

"There was treasure here!" he thought. "Oh Arceus. T-This means I'll be richer than May, I think. I-I'll be able to buy a bunch of stuff. I'll...I'll...I'll be able to do other stuff that I don't actually care about!"

"We did it, Green!" exclaimed Drew as he turned to Green. "We actually d-"

Green was by him, just standing there motionless while looking at the treasure. Drew stared at her, and then back at the treasure, and then back at her.

"Wait a minute."

It all started to make sense. A look of shock appeared on his face as his mouth opened, and he pointed an accusing finger at the brunette, who stared back at him confused.

"Yes?" she asked.

"You!" said Drew. "You thought I wouldn't find out! You forced me to come here for a reason! You just wanted me to protect you while saying you'd give treasure to me, but in the end, you'll betray me by knocking me out or ditching me just so you'd steal all the treasure for yourself!"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me! I'm not gonna be tricked by you! I'll knock you out first. Come at me!"

"Why would I knock you out?"

"To steal the treasure!"

"But I told you I'd help you get it. I don't need any treasure."

"Ah-hah! So you finally admit that-wait, what?"

"I said I don't need treasure. We've made it. Now get your treasure so we can leave."

Drew was in deep confusion. The look on Green's face was just impatient now, like she just wanted to go. Drew didn't feel anything coming from her. She didn't look like she was going to do something to him. One part of his brain knew she was lying, and as soon as he faced the treasure, she'd kick him in the balls or something.

But on the other side of his brain, he actually felt like she was telling the truth.

He looked back at the treasure, and then to Green. She moved her head toward the treasure, signaling Drew to go for it. He pointed to it with a confused look, and Green nodded. He took a tiny step forward and looked back. She was just standing there, watching. He took a few more and looked back, but once again she did nothing.

He got to the treasure and slowly bent down while facing her. She extended her arm and did a shooing type of movement with her hand, telling him to go for it. He picked up a gold coin and slowly got up. Green nodded.

He looked at the coin, and then at Green.

"Is she serious?"

"Are we done yet?" asked Green. "I've got other stuff to do today."

Drew looked at the coin in his hand, and then smiled.

"Wow, I never thought you'd be this nice to me."

"I'm always nice."

"You know what," said Drew as he turned back to her. "When we get out of here, the first thing I'll spend my money on is for whatever you'd like. My treat. Maybe after this, then we'll-"

As he placed the coin in his pocket, a siren suddenly blared within that cave. Drew looked around surprised, but then he heard footsteps coming from an entrance on the other side of the cave.

When they arrived, they looked like tanned, buff men with markings on their bodies and decorations that made them resemble Native Americans. They had long spears in their hands, and they surrounded Drew.

Drew, still in shock, didn't move, but then a small, old man that dressed similar to the others broke through the crowd.

"Well, what do we have here?" he asked. "A thief?"

"A-A thief?" asked Drew. "What?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Certainly not looking for treasure."

"How dare you barge in our homeland and try taking our gold."

"B-But wasn't this supposed to be an abandoned island?"

"This is the island of Dickcutter," said the old man. "It is an island of people that governs itself rather than being told what to do by the royals of the Ransei Region. This island was passed down from generation to generation. We allow tourists to come to our island to see the beauties of it, but other than that, it is not acceptable to come uninvited. It is safe here."

"Safe? I almost died at least fifty times today!"

"Yeah...they usually come from the west side of the island. The east side's dangerous with wild Pokemon. We usually hold a Halloween event there for the children to spook them up a little. We sometimes forget to clean up after."

"So wait..." said Drew. "If this island's a place where tourists are allowed to explore, does that mean this gold is just for show and it's actually fake?"

"No, that gold's real as my dick. We collect gold from our people monthly to tend to the needs of them. And we don't appreciate that being stolen from a thief like you."

The men raised their spears and pointed them at Drew.

Drew stood there motionless, but then he started laughing.

"I see, I see," said Drew. "Then that means those pirate skeletons, those flying monsters in the air, random bolts of lightning, and that large octopus are all fake then. Even that skeleton dressed as that boy from the flyer with that red khaki shirt are fake just for the fun, right?"

"What?" said the old man. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Listen, this is just a big misunderstanding," said Drew as he took the coin from his pocket and threw it back into the pile. "It's too hard for me to explain, so how about I let my friend Green explain. Am I right, Gr-"

He turned back and saw an empty space from where Green was standing. He sighed.

"Of course."

The spears got closer, and he gulped while giving off a forced smile.

"So...you've got a gift shop?"

After running for his life while cursing Green's life, Drew barely made it to one of the boats by the shore and jumped into one of them. He hot-wired it and it started moving on the ocean while dodging flying arrows, lightning bolts, and the octopus that would occasionally try pulling his boat down.

He was so pissed he didn't even care if Green was still on the island or not.

When he got back to Hargeon Town, he went for the Pokemon Center.

He was walking slowly and was limping. His body was bruised up, his clothes were ripped, and he could swear he had internal bleeding. He just wanted to lie on his bed and sleep, forgetting about today.

But then he fell to the ground, unable to move, by some vending machines.

The dart that was still on his butt started to effect him.

"Bullshit."

No one noticed him, and he felt like he was there for hours as the sun started to set. Anyone who did notice thought he was doing the plank. They gave him a thumbs-up and left. He just had to wait for the paralysis to wear off.

After he while, he noticed a certain brunette standing over him.

"Where the hell have you been?" he asked angrily. She didn't even respond. She just bent down and reached for his pocket.

"H-Hey! What the hell are you doing in there!"

She pulled out his wallet, and then took out a dollar. She dropped his wallet down on the ground and walked toward the vending machines.

"Hey! Get back over here! We're not finished yet!"

Green walks in front of a vending machine and browses at the different snacks.

"Thank Arceus I was able to get this dollar from you," she said without turning back. "I've been wanting one from you since this morning. I lost my key, so I can't enter my room and get my own money. Nurse Joy said the locksmiths were busy and she'd get one by the end of the day. I thought I was gonna starve until I saw you passing by."

"Why didn't you just ask me for one?"

"Because I knew you wouldn't give it to me."

"Damn straight!"

"My point exactly. So I had to take big measures to take this off you."

"Big measures?"

"Yeah. Everything went better than I thought it would."

Then, with his mind getting corrupt thanks to whatever was in that dart, he made up such a silly accusation.

"I see," he said as his eye twitched. "So you purposely forced me to go on that island, risked getting killed, and watched me get maimed and possibly be scarred for life just for a dollar?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

Green put the dollar in and then bought a bag of nuts. She took it, opened it, and proceeded to eat.

Drew only stared at her. Murderous thoughts filled his mind after Green confirmed his accusation.

"I think that locksmith opened my door by now," she said. "I better go check."

She started walking away.

"GET BACK OVER HERE, YOU BITCH! YOU OWE ME A FUCKING DOLLAR!"

Green put a middle finger in the air as she continued walking.

Drew wanted to chase after her, but he couldn't move.

"She won't escape yet! This will wear off, and then I'll kill her!"

Drew was there for a full three days. No water, no food, no help. A videocamera was near him that some teenager placed there, making the world see live of the boy who'd break the world record for the longest plank. His mind was going crazy.

It was late at night, and the bell in the distance rang, signifying that it was midnight, marking this now as his fourth day.

"It's almost done," he mumbled. "I just have to wait a little bit longer."

As he stayed there, a pack of Mightyenas that must've snuck into town came toward him. They surrounded him and sniffed him everywhere. Drew only gave a small smile.

"Hey there, Dr. Momo," he said. "Who's a good boy? You are. You are."

"Dr. Momo" then growled, and the other Mightyenas growled as well. They they started biting the boy, dragging him away.

"WAIT! DON'T DO THAT, DR. MOMO! SIT! SIT! I SAID SIT YOU DUMB DOG!"

And that's how Drew was raised by Mightyanas for a week.

(Ending song)

Next Time on Pokemon Heroes: Legends say that a certain Pokemon that gracefully walks on the surface of water has the ability to purify that water immediately. After a village's water source becomes filthy, they wait for their savior, who doesn't show up, and Ash and his friends are there to help instead. What happened to this graceful Pokemon, and what connection does it have with May? Next Time: Embodiment of North Winds.

That was that chapter. I have plenty of fun writing about Drew and Green, mostly because when they are together, I can start writing random, unexplainable shit that wouldn't make any sense, and that's what makes it fun. These chapters just came out late because I just got a bit carried away while writing this chapter and almost forgot that I had to end it. They may be separated for now, but Drew and Green's crazy ass adventures will return once again. Next two chapters should come by Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, depending on how lazy I am, and then my updates will return to being every Monday from then on, so see you next chapter!

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