Kili's diary in An Unexpected Journey. I hope you enjoy! x
Dear Diary,
Me and Fili arrived in The Shire tonight. I was so excited to meet Mr Boggins so I tried to be extra majestic so I didn't embarrass Fili or Uncle Thorin. When we bowed for Mr Boggins I noticed he had really hairy feet, I wonder if he brushes them?
It was a really weird party, I offered Mr Boggins an ale but he just seemed to squeak at me. Mr Boggins just sat in the corner looking distresses and upset so me and Fee decided to throw his dishres around to cheer him up. It was a good idea, and I think Mr Boggins was a bit happier until Uncle Thorin arrived.
Uncle came in so majestically and him and Mr Boggins kept looking at each other, like they were checking each other out. I can tell this is going to be a great adventure, maybe me and Fee can try and get Mr Boggins and Uncle together. Fee says Mr Boggins might be our new uncle. I hope so, him and his feet were adorable.
P.S: Mr Boggins said he was the champion at conkers? I don't know what the a game of conkers is, but me and Fili will have to try it at some point.
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
Today me and Fee told Mr Boggins that there were orcs in the woods. He totally bought it and it was funny until Uncle told us off. He is so serious lately. He never used to be like this.
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
I think it's safe to say that I do NOT like being tied in a sack. And for the record I don't have parasites, I can't believe Mr Boggins would be so rude to me! So yeah basically what happened is me and Fee messed up. Big time. We were looking after the ponies but it was boring so we decided to try and play conkers and see what Mr Boggins was on about it. And we were just getting the hang of it but we were then rudely interrupted by some trolls that came and took some of our ponies.
Bilbo came to give us our stew and so we thought him being our burglar that he could go and investigate whilst me and Fee tell Uncle. I went out to Mr Boggins rescue first but then the troll threw Mr Boggins at me and we fell on the floor. Anyway, hopefully Thorin won't be too mad at me because I'm still trying to prove myself to him.
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
So once again I embarrassed myself in front of the whole company. We had arrived in Rivendale after meeting some mushroom wizard and killing orcs. And we were in the middle of eating and I was just saying to the other guys that I don't fancy elf maids. But then I said that one of them wasn't too bad and it turns out it was a boy! I can't believe it, they all laughed in my face and I know that Fee will continue to take the mick out of me.
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
So we just got attacked by some rock giants, they were pretty angry and were throwing other bits of rock at each other. Anyway no big deal, we then went into a cave to spend the night but then the floor caved in and we're now in Goblin Town. Fun times.
The Goblin King just threatened to rip me apart, and he was just about to put me on the torture weapon when Uncle came out, he started majestically but the Goblin King just insulted him. But then Gandalf magically appeared and told us to fight. It was amazing but also terrifying, I managed to fight a load of them off with a ladder, which was pretty cool but I don't think Uncle saw.
P.S We've lost Mr Boggins
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
Today went pretty fast. Uncle Thorin was nearly killed which wasn't so great. In fact it was horrible. Just when we got out of the mountains we got attacked by Azog. He was everything Balin had said but much more scary. I'm so glad Fili's here with me, I don't think I'd be able to continue without him. He means the world to me and if we ever get separated or grow apart I wouldn't be the same.
Then the eagles came and we flew over to the Carrock. It was absolutely beautiful but with Uncle Thorin possibly dead I didn't have much time to think about the scenery. When we landed on the rock Gandalf used his magic to wake Uncle up. I was so glad he was okay and then he hugged Mr Boggins! Mine and Fili's plan is coming together and I think the whole company now knows about Uncle and Mr Boggins 'relationship'. Anyway apparently we're on the way to see one of Gandalfs old friends so hopefully Mr Boggins and Uncle will get even closer because we're nearly at The Lonely Mountain now.
Love Kili
Okay so I'm sorry it took me a while to upload this but I've just been a bit busy this week and my internet started playing up. I hope you enjoyed this but I didn't really know how to write it. Next chapter will be the Desolation of Smaug so if you've got any suggestions on what I should include in it please let me know! One other thing, when it comes to writing BOTFA I don't know if I should keep Kili alive, or if I should let all the durins live, or if some of them should die. So if you could help me out with that that would be great! Anyway thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed! x