Dear Diary,
So we almost got killed... again. Gandalfs 'old friend' was not so friendly, but instead was a giant bear that chased us through the forest into a house. His house, apparently he's our host but hopefully he won't put us in sacks and then on a spit like the trolls did. His house is really nice though except everything is twice as big and Fili had to help me up onto a bench earlier. There are animals everywhere and me and I got attacked and chased by a hoard of massive beas, Fili said it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen and apparently even Thorin smiled. Anyway here's hoping we aren't going to get killed, either by giant bees or a giant bear.
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
The bear man didn't kill us and his name's Beorn. In fact he was quite nice other than when he said that he didn't like dwarves (tad racist) but he agreed to help us out anyway. He lent us some horses and pointed us in the right direction towards Mirkwood. It was funny watching Mr Boggins try and get onto his pony and he fell off a couple of times so Uncle Thorin had to help him! They're so cute oh my god!
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
Man this forest sucks
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
Oh. My. God. She's beautiful. I think I'm in love. Shit I hope not, last time didn't go to well. She saved me from the spiders and she is absolutely gorgeous. Yeah I mean she's an elf so Uncle Thorin's going to kill me but then again he's in love with a hobbit so why can't I love an elf. She even smiled at me. And when she put me in my cell I tried a pick up line and she answered me! She spoke to me! She's so funny and gorgeous and ugh, this isn't fair I've got butterflies. Anyway for the mean time I'll probably be in this cell for a long time but at least I'll see her everyday. Her names Tauriel, I love that name!
Love Kili x
Dear Diary,
Mr Boggins to the rescue! He somehow got the keys and got us out of our cells, although he did make me get in a barrel and I almost drowned but it was hella fun! The only downside is that I got shot in the leg, but I don't want to let Thorin down and I have to try and I have to impress Tauriel who once again saved me and we had a really cute heart to heart last night where I gave her the stone that Mum gave me. Anyway her and the jealous blonde elf helped us escape from the orcs. She's such a good fighter as well, this isn't fair! I think she's my one!
Love Kili x
Dear Diary,
My leg is killing me! It hurts too much and Fili's getting worried about me but I can't tell him how much it hurts because I don't want him to see me weak. Some guy, I think his name was Bard, helped us get into Laketown by putting dumping fish on our heads. My hair is ruined! And now I smell like fish which isn't very attractive really. The weapons that Bard tried to give us were pretty much useless so we tried to raid the armory but I messed up again and fell down the stairs which alerted the guards. They took us to the Master and Thorin basically managed to get them on our side so now we're having a party. My leg still hurts though. On the plus side I saw Fili eyeing up Bard's daughter Sigrid, I'm so happy for him!
Love Kili
Dear Diary,
Uncle said I wasn't allowed to go to Erebor with him so Fili and Oin stayed behind with me, plus Bofur's here. I think I'm dying though.
I can't really remember what happened except that there were Orcs and then Tauriel came. She killed the orcs and then saved me! She was so beautiful working her magic on my leg even though it hurt so much but without her I think I would've died. I hope the others are all right, We heard Smaug earlier and I'm actually pretty scared right now. Im so lucky I've got Fili and Tauriel here though I think we can get through this.
Love Kili x
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