Sorry about the delay, I've been busy with tests and many other things. I do plan on updating more frequently and if all goes as according to schedule I should have the next chapter up before the end of the week. Not saying much seeing as it's currently Monday but you never know.

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Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb characters belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.

Erick and story belongs to me

Beta read by Sabrina06


(Phineas's POV)

(The next day)

I sat at Isabella's desk, trying my best to, once again, get ready for the day. "Now let's see, Isabella said to try washing it to help calm it." I got up, walked to the bathroom, and began washing my hair. Sure enough, after half an hour of brushing, I almost had Isabella's regular hairstyle. "Man, I can't imagine doing this every day." I said to myself. "I guess Isabella got used to it after a while." After my hair was done, I went back to Isabella's room and opened a drawer to find undergarments. I quickly closed it as my face turned red. "Damn, I can't just skip changing my underwear again … no one would notice one day, but after that, it's just not healthy." I slowly re-opened the drawer and took a breath. "Come on Phineas, you've already gotten a few peeks at her naked body … nothing more than a nanosecond … but you've also felt it a number of times … with respect …" I shook my head. "You have to do this, you can't skip it again or Isabella will be extremely angry." I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, ad began getting changed. "This can't be good for my feelings."


(Isabella's POV)

I awoke, once more, to Phineas's alarm clock. I felt as though I had just falling asleep, only this time, according to the clock, I got one more hour than last night. "I swear, if this thing doesn't stop poking me, I will smash it." I said as I avoided the pokes.

"You might want to try talking to Phineas first." Ferb said as he got dressed. "Not to mention, this wouldn't be a problem if you simply went to sleep when you were supposed to."

"That's easy for you to say, Ferb." I retorted as I rolled out of bed. "You've been a boy all your life, I've only been a boy for a few days and some things are a little … uncomfortable."

"You mean like when you have to go to the bathroom you have-"

"YES FERB!" I interrupted. "It's extremely strange; I mean I didn't expect that … I didn't expect it to feel like it does."

"Well you should be used to it soon and after that it shouldn't be an issue."

"Yeah." I said as I folded my arms. "And then I will have a whole bunch of other things to deal with."

"Phineas will have more than his fair share to deal with … or might … seeing as it's only two weeks, I don't know."

"Oh, that'd be fun for him." I said as I got dressed. "So what's the plan for today?" I asked when I finished getting dresse).

Ferb looked at me then pointed at my face. "What?" I asked. I reached up to touch it and realized that it was fuzzy. "Awe man, I need to shave, don't I?"

Ferb nodded.

"All right, where does Phineas keep his electric razor?"

Ferb was awkwardly silent for a moment. "Phineas doesn't have an electric razor, we all use blades."

I froze as I scratched my chin again. "Um … I … don't think it needs to be shaved that badly now does it?"

Ferb sighed, grabbed my hand, and dragged me into the bathroom. "Well, this is going to be fun."


(Phineas's POV)

(Later)

I was walking into my backyard with my hair still somewhat of a mess and a blood red blush on my face. "I need help with this and fast." I said to myself.

As I opened it I saw Ferb sitting down next to our tree and Isabella who was in my body sitting next to him with numerous red marks on her chin. As I got closer I realized just what the red marks were and began to laugh. "Have you ever used a bladed razor before?" I asked causing both of them to look over at me.

"Well no, it was my first time." Isabella retorted. "And what about you? Have you ever used a comb before?"

I reached up and tried to pat my hair down again. "Well excuse me, I don't have to deal with this amount of hair every day. Maybe it would be better if I just cut it."

"You will not get my hair cut!" Isabella exclaimed.

"Oh really?" I said playfully as I turned to the side. "Maybe I'll get one tomorrow, my favorite barber shop is always open on the weekends."

Isabella gave me an angry look before a look of shock over took his face. "Wait, weekends? Does that mean today is Friday?"

I looked at her, confused. "Yes, today is Friday."

She looked nervous as she began to pace. "This isn't good, I have a Fireside Girls meeting today."

"Can I just skip it?" I asked. "I mean I don't really know the first thing about being a Fireside Girl."

"No Phineas, I'm their leader, I can't miss unless I'm extremely sick or there is an emergency."

"Does this not qualify as an emergency?" I asked as I motioned to my body.

"I would rather the girls not know about that." She said sheepishly. "Or would you want word to get around that we swapped bodies?"

I paused for a moment before responding. "Fine, you win but I still don't have the slightest idea of how to be a Fireside Girl, let alone their leader."

She began thinking to herself before coming up with a response. "We need one of those communicators that spies use. The type that fit in the ear. And on top of that I will need to be close by to keep an eye on things."

"I get the communicator thing but why do you need to be close? Can't we just use a mini UAV or something?"

She shook his head. "No, the girls always check for spy equipment and are always on the lookout. If they catch something like that, they won't stop until they find out who it was; and why they were spying."

"Well if they catch you spying then it won't be any help, now will it?"

"I'll think up some excuse, but at least that would be the end of it." She retorted.

Ferb taped Isabella's shoulder which caused her to glare in his direction. "What?!" She snapped. Ferb whispered something into her ear which caused her eyes to go wide. "Oh, crap, that's right." She began pacing as she ran her hands through her hair. "I'm sorry Phineas, but I need to talk to Ferb in private for a moment."


(Isabella's POV)

I pulled Ferb far enough away from Phineas so that he wouldn't hear what we were talking about. "I completely forgot about that Ferb, if Phineas goes to the Fireside Girls meeting as me, he's sure to find out about my feelings for him."

"So how do you propose we prevent that?" He asked.

"I don't know." I said as I threw my hands into the air. "What can I do?"

Ferb gave me a look that made me take a few steps back.

"I can't tell Phineas the truth, if he doesn't feel the same way ... he will laugh at me or never want to be my friend again." Ferb just continued to stare at me, so I continued. "Not to mention that this wouldn't be the best of times for him to find out now, would it?"

Ferb blinked once.

"Glad you agree, now what are we going to do?"

He blinked again.

"I guess I could tell one of the girls of my predicament; maybe they would help me. But what should I have them tell the rest of the troop that would make them not bring up my feelings for Phineas?"

Ferb blinked again.

"That's an excellent idea! Simply tell them that Phineas was freakishly oblivious again, which really hurt me so I'm not in the mood to talk about my crush. Ferb, you're amazing! But who to call?"

Ferb blinked once more.

"Adyson, of course, she has to pass by here anyway." I pulled out my phone and began walking away.


(Ferb's POV)

I stood there in awe, I hadn't even thought up a single thing that Isabella just assumed. Is that part of Phineas's physical being? I thought. I quickly shook the thought out of my head. No, that doesn't even make any sense … she must have picked it up at some point.


(Isabella's POV)

I quickly walked over to Phineas and took my phone after I remembered that I wasn't holding my phone and shot Adyson a message. I notified her I was at Phineas's house and that there was a code green; something extremely embarrassing that I needed help with, and couldn't let the other girls find out about. I immediately received a response that she would be right over, meaning that all that was left to do was wait. "I so hope the other girls don't find out about this." I said as I began to pace. "If they do, then I will be the laughing stock for the rest of my Fireside Girl career."

"Relax Isabella." Phineas said as he placed a hand on my shoulder. "I'm sure that everything will go back to normal before anyone else even finds out."

Not a moment later, the gate opened and Adyson came running inside. "I got your message Isabella, what's the big embarrassing emergency?"

"Well …" Phineas began. "You see … we … kinda … how should I put this?"

"Phineas and Isabella swapped bodies and we can't swap them back any time soon." Ferb said bluntly.

Both Phineas and I slowly turned to look at Ferb then looked back at Adyson who was looking at us in disbelief; before bursting out in laughter. "You two … seriously … switched bodies?" She shook her head. "Man, this has got to be one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to either of you."

"I know that Adyson." I said as I walked up to her. "That's why I called you; I need someone whom I can trust to keep this a secret."

"That doesn't explain why you contacted me." She said with a laugh. "Why should I keep this a secret?"

"You mean aside from getting a 'Helping Out A Friend In Need' patch?" I asked.

"One." She held up a finger. "I already have that one, and two." She held up a second finger. "It would be wrong for me to keep something from the other girls."

"It would be all right for you to assist in something like this and keep it from the others Adyson, and we really need your help." She looked at me unconvinced. "If you help then I'll owe you one."

She thought to herself for a moment, then crossed her arms and turned away. "Fine, I'll help. What do you want me to do?"

I directed her away from Phineas and Ferb. "I just need you to keep the others from talking about … you know what."

"You mean your feelings for you know who?" She asked.

"Yeah, tell them that he acted completely oblivious again. That it hurt me so much that I don't want to talk about him at all today."

"All right." She said. "Do you also want me to assume leadership today; seeing as you obviously can't?"

"No, I'm going to have Phineas wear a wire and I'm going to try to coach him."

Adyson smiled and placed her hands on her hips. "And if the other girls catch you?"

I thought for a moment. "I will cross that bridge when I get there."


Alright everyone, quick note, I did originally forget to update this story but I was reminded by a reviewer, so don't be afraid to leave a review. Now I'm a little tired so I'm going to go and do homework or something.

Hello, my name is Axis23 and I enjoy torturing characters.

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