A/N - Still no angst, haha.
Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.
"Doctor, it's licking me!"
"It's what-ing you?"
"Licking!"
"...where?"
"My ankle, you little pervert!" Emma looked from the garden gnome that was licking her foot to the Doctor, who was tied up and blindfolded. "Look, any time you wanna get us out of- ow! Don't bite me!" She kicked the gnome as hard as she could, sending it flying back into the wall and shattering into hundreds of pieces. There was a group of growls and she looked over her shoulder to see the gnomes that had surrounded the Doctor were now looking at her, eyes bright red. "Oops."
"What?" He tried to look around, despite the scarf that was over his eyes. "What happened? Emma, what on earth have you done now?"
She chuckled weakly. "Nothing! I kind of broke one...and now they're all mad. Oh, my God, they've got shark teeth!"
"Shark teeth?"
"Rows and rows of pointy teeth!" She dug her heels into the cement floor, pushing herself and the chair she was tied to back. "No, no, I didn't mean to kick him, little fellows! I love gnomes! Had a garden full of 'em back home, y'know? Eat the Doctor! He hates gnomes. He's...racist against them."
That had the gnomes growling even louder, turning back to the Doctor. "Emma, they're coming for me, aren't they?"
"Yep."
"You know I'm going to leave you alone on a planet full of snakes and spiders, don't you?"
"Yep."
A/N - I'm updating so quickly because this one just sort of came to me, and it wrote out easily.