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Chapter 6

SETHS POV

This night has been a blast. I haven't had this much fun in a long time. I was trying to help my sister. She was drunk and stoned. It takes so much for us and nothing for her to get there. She was trying to get her leg up in the truck and it just wasn't going to happen. I took her hat off and tossed it into the truck. I picked her up and lifted her in. Knowing Bella, I better buckle her seat belt too.

She has not come to the Rez for so long. I know Charlie really misses her. Mom thinks it's because she does not approve of her marriage to Charlie. We all know that Edward won't let her come because of Jake.

Now don't get me wrong. I like Edward. He has not been anything but nice to me. But, we all know about the love triangle with Jacob. Believe me I've been in his head and wish I hadn't. Bella, Bella, Bella is all he thinks about.

There was a commotion going on across the street with the vampires. These guys had Peter's little dog. I know all about getting picked on. Everyone does it to me. Do you know what it is like to get your ass kicked by your sister, repeatedly?

But I still can't let them hurt humans. The pack will rip them apart and I will have no choice. Oh shit, what am I going to do? I have to stop this. So I ran into the woods and phased. I walked up behind Peter and Jasper showing my teeth and growling. I was trying to scare the guys off and put an end to this. They were practically running over each other to get away. The one holding Peter's dog threw it and ran. Peter caught him before he hit the ground. Going back to the woods, I phased back.

"Hey guys I'm naked, I need something to wear."

No response.

"Come on guys, don't leave me out here."

PETERS POV

Not believing what just happened. This crazy wolf boy stopped us from killing the humans and helped save Chichi. Well, doesn't that puppy have some big balls?

He was yelling from the woods that he needed something to wear. I took Chichi and put him in the front seat of the truck. I grabbed the blanket that Chichi sleeps on from the back and a pair of my boots. It all I had because I left my bag at the Cullen's.

"Thanks kid. What's your name?"

He wrapped the blanket around his waist "Seth."

"Well, Seth, I'm Peter Whitlock. If you ever need anything, don't be afraid to ask." We walked back to the truck and got in. Bella was passed out in the front seat with Chichi curled up on her lap. Well at least he was happy and she was being quiet.

Jasper was sitting in the back with Seth. Jasper leaned over the seat "Peter, we need to get some food for Bella. She has not eaten today. So stop somewhere and we will wake her up." He wants to wake her up. Why does that feel like I would be kicking my own ass?

The kid leaned over the console from the back seat. "I could eat." Chichi saw him and went over and started licking his face. Seth lifted him up and put him on his lap. They were playing and having a good time. Awe, my little man made a friend. Well, they are the same species, sort of.

I pulled up to something called McDonalds.

"So kid what do you want?"

"I want ten cheese burgers, three orders of fries and a strawberry shake."

Turning around in my sit to look at him "What, I was gonna share, I was gonna give Bella one?" We placed the order for their food and were waiting. Jasper woke up Bella.

She has laughing and snorting like a pig. We all looked at each other. We had no clue as what that was all about, we hadn't said anything. "It's too bad that you guys don't have a drive thru. I'll have a bag of AB+ and a side of O to go and skip the straw, because I can suck it out on my own." Then she started snorting like a pig again. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl? How can she joke about us drinking blood, human blood?

She rolled her window down and stuck her head out of it. "I'm not feeling so well." She just threw up down the side of my truck.

Smacking my forehead with my hand. "Fuck."

Jasper was trying to calm me down "I will pay to have your truck detailed tomorrow."

I slowly turned around in my seat and looked at him. "Damn straight you will!" But she was not done, oh no, not by a long shot. Only this time it was on a poor unsuspecting pimpled faced kid that was taking out the trash.

Seth videotaped the whole thing. Seth told Jasper "Funniest Home Video, ten thousand dollar prize, here I come." Yippy, another fucking Kodak moment captured.

Jasper finally convinced the Manager not to call the police to us, after making a generous donation to The Ronald McDonald House Foundation. But we were officially banned from McDonalds. I knew waking her up was a bad idea. Fuck my life!

EMMETTS POV

We pulled up to Tootsie Pops and were waiting for the others to get there. The wolves were munching on their food. I just spent over a hundred dollars at the drive thru but, it was well worth it for all the fun we've had tonight. I was running down a mental list of names that they had called Edward. I wanted to store them for later use.

Gayward

Cockward

Fuckward

Assward

Pussward

Suckward

Ed-licks-himself

Ed-no-dicks-Bella

Ed-couldn't get laid in a whore house on payday

Peter's truck pulled up beside us, finally. I asked Peter "Where the hell have you guys been?"

He just kept walking. "Don't ask."

I looked over at Seth and he was wrapped in a blanket with only a pair of cowboy boots on. "What happened to you?"

Seth laughed "Don't worry; I got it all on tape." He was rubbing his camcorder like it was his best friend.

Bella was stumbling along holding on to Jacobs arm. I really don't know why Edward hates him so much. He is a pretty cool kid. He and Bella seem to be so comfortable with each other. It's like they know what the other one is going to do or say. Edward always goes on and on about how unsafe Jacob is but, really I don't think he could ever hurt her. It is so obvious to everyone that he is head over heels in love with her. I almost feel sorry for the kid.

We walked in and it was wall to wall men. It was standing room only. They were having some EYE CANDY contest. I went over to the DJ booth. "Hey man, can I request to sing tonight?"

He shook his head no. "The contest is about over and we are wrapping it up for the night."

He looked up to me and over to our group. "Yummy, I might be able to squeeze one more in for the contest. But, you guys will have to do it at the same time." I did not know what this contest was, but I signed us up. There was no way I was going to lose this dare.

Going over to the bar, I ordered what I had seen everyone drink tonight. While I stood there waiting on the drinks; I put operation get Bella back on top of the list of things to do.

QUILLS POV

Emmett came back to the table with bottles and bottles of booze for us. Now I am not a leech lover by any means but, he is really kind of cool. If I didn't know what he was, I wouldn't. He acts so human. He is a total goof ball. But then again all of these vamps are some crazy mother fuckers.

We only agreed to let them come along so that Jacob could see Bella. Really it has not been bad like I thought it would be. The DJ came on. "Next up we have a group. Get your money ready to vote for the naughty hottie. Remember after this the winner will be announced. Also whoever the highest bidder is will get to dance with our new EYE CANDY. I give you, The Kings of Dare."

Emmett went up and took the stage. The DJ went over. "Where are the others?"

"It's just me." The DJ told him unless he could get at least two or three other dancers to get the fuck off the stage.

Emmett walked back over to us "Unless I can get a couple of you guys to participate with me, I can't do it." We all said no and hell no.

Emmett was so happy and threw up his hands "You guys give up then, I win, and I'm the King of Dare."

Peter stepped up "Look here mother fucker I have had a really really hard night, there is no way I'm letting you get out of this. But, if you touch me, I will beat you down."

Emmett looked at Seth. "No…No…No…" Emmett whipped out his wallet.

"Think of this as a business arrangement. I will give you five hundred dollars and all you have to do is, just stand there. Just go on stage and stand there."

Seth thought about it. "Okay." Emmett handed him the money. Seth tucked it in his boot and away they went.

Jacob turned on Seth's camcorder. "What are you doing?"

"How much of that money do you think Seth will give us not to show everybody on the Rez this?"

Knuckle bump "Good thinking."

They were playing some sort of stripper music when they took the stage. Peter and Emmett danced like professional strippers. Poor Seth just stood there looking like he was going to piss on himself. I never had seen guys run so fast to the ATM. I thought there was going to be a stampede of gay guys when Peter tore his shirt off.

But Emmett was not going to be out done. He tore his shirt off and grabbed the microphone. "Who what's to come up here? Come on up spank me and give your phone number?" There was a line, a very long line. They crowned Emmett the EYE CANDY KING. He received a twelve inch gold dildo and eighteen hundred and thirty six dollars. He gave the money to Seth. I did not even want to think about what guys did with a dildo.

Emmett also slow danced with a guy named Big Joe while he sang Stand by Your Man to him. I am pretty sure he didn't get that name BIG Joe because of his height either.

When Emmett had completed his entire dare he came over to Bella. He was dancing around and waving his gold dildo. "I am the EYE CANDY King of Dare; I am the EYE CANDY King of dare." Then he asked Bella, if she would like to use the dildo. She was red as a beet and grabbed it out of his hands and put into her purse along with all the phone numbers Emmett had collected.

We had met some interesting people here tonight. Some of the guys had stars in their eyes for Peter and Emmett, stuck like glue to them. Emmett handled that pretty well but Peter was getting a little aggravated. "Look guy, girl or whatever, I am not gay."

The guy looked at Peter sympathetically. "Muffin, I am gayer than the term gay can be. My gaydar zinged you when you walked in the door. I understand you're still in denial. But, honey if you're not gay than neither am I." Ouch that had to hurt and be a kick in the old man hood. Probably as much as when Bella tried to burn his balls, according to the story Emmett told us.

Bella stood up "He's my Bitch, don't fondle the merchandise."

The guy put his hands on his hips "You're a girl so, how can he belong to you?"

Peter walked over to Bella. Grabbed both of her boobs, one in each hand and was jiggling them up and down "These aren't real. His name is Edward and he is a transvestite." We were all rolling on the floor except Bella. The gay guy stuck his nose in the air and walked off.

Poor Bella just stood there with her mouth open. Peter let go of her boobs then finished his Jack Daniels and slammed his glass on the table. "Thanks Barbara."

She finally stammered out her name. "My name Is …Isabe… Be…Bella."

He smiled as he walked away. "That's what I said."

Huh, he must not know her name since he is new to the group. We thought we had better get out of here, while we still could. We went outside and Emmett pointed to Seth. "I pick you, Truth or Dare?"

Seth sighed "Dare I guess."

Emmett was thinking. "I dare you to go to Wal-Mart ask for help purchasing a feminine douche and then ask for a demonstration."

"Man, I thought you liked me?"

"I do, I would have been tougher on these guys."

Next stop WAL-MART!

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