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Chapter 8

EMMETTS POV

The cops were on their way. So we were all leaving quickly. Jasper and Peter jumped in the back of my jeep so I decided that I would drive his truck. I opened the door and there was Bella passed out behind the wheel. Her head was thrown back with her mouth open. I don't know if it was because she was still drunk, exhaustion or due to knocking herself out again. I lifted her up and put her in the middle between me and Jacob.

This night has been so awesome. I wouldn't get to have this much fun at home. I didn't want this night to end yet "So, Seth, have you picked your person?"

He was in the back playing bartender for us. They drank what they called a Bulls Ass. It was red bull mixed with grain alcohol. To be honest it was damn good.

"Yeah, I pick Jacob. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Pick a vampire."

"Why?"

"Because it's part of your dare. Just pick one."

Jacob downed his drink and handed the empty glass back to Seth. "Okay, Peter I guess."

"Your dare is to kiss Peter for five second then remove his underwear, with your teeth."

"There is no way in hell that I'm going to kiss a leec..., him and I'm sure as the fuck not getting anywhere near his underwear either."

Seth was being a little too cocky for his own good "I know what you and Quill was gonna do to me. So, who's blackmailing who now?" Jacob was over that seat and was beating on that kid. So I broke it up.

"Jacob if you don't want to take the dare, then you have to take Seth's punishment. You need to keep in mind that I slow danced with a gay guy named Big Joe." Jacob finally agreed to do it if Seth wouldn't video tape it. Seth told him okay.

We pulled into the rest stop where the others were waiting for us. When we got out, Seth handed me his camcorder. Well, Jacob didn't say that I couldn't record it. Now did he?

Spoiled sport Peter didn't want to do it. But Seth convinced him by saying that Peter had told him if he ever needed anything, just to ask. I don't know what that was about. I would ask Seth later and get all the details.

Peter stripped down to his boxer shorts. They had a whale in the front on the crouch that said: Do You Want To Free Willey?

Seth was the timer, a very slow timer at that. Jacob and Peter kissed until Seth counted to five. They were spitting, wiping their mouths off and rinsing with booze.

Then Jacob got down on his knees and grabbed the bottom of Peter's boxers in his mouth. Poor Jacob, he was gagging and making all kinds of noises. It almost sounded as if he was trying to get a fur ball up. Jacob sat up on his knees took a shot of whiskey and spit.

But from the angle that I shot it from, that's not what it looked like. It looked like Jacob was on his knees in front of a naked Peter. Making all kinds of gagging sounds. Then popped his head up, turned and spit. I called Seth over and replayed it for him.

Seth was laughing so hard he could barely talk. "Emmett you are the king. This should be good for Jacob taking my patrols for at least a month."

I love this kid. He is so laid back and fun, we could be related.

JACOBS POV

Still not being able to believe that Seth made me do that. At least Paul wasn't here to see it or I would have never heard the end of it. Fuck, when we phase he will see it. Wait until I get Seth alone.

That was the nastiest thing I have ever had to do in my life. I drank a whole bottle of whiskey to get the taste of man underwear out of my mouth. Even though that was some fucked up shit I did, I had to admit that tonight has been fun.

Emmett came up beside me. "Well, Jacob who do you pick?" It is time to embarrass the vamps a little bit

"I choose Jasper. Truth or Dare?"

He smirked "I only do dare?"

He was different from the others. He is a thinker and a planner. But they seem to care about each other like a real family and they do love Bella. Tonight at the bar when I thought I was going to have to fight Emmett, Jasper made sure that she was safe first. I worry about her everyday being with them. I am always so scared that they will slip up and kill her; or worse she becomes one of them.

"Well Jacob, what is your dare for me?"

I know they can't eat human food so I ran with it. "I dare you to go Dough Boys Bakery, buy a dozen doughnuts and eat them all. But you have to do it naked."

Jasper laughed. "Okay, let's get going."

Jasper drove Peter's truck and when he got in he tossed Peter's underwear in the backseat. Yeah, that's what I wanted to see again.

Bella was still passed out and snoring a little. Thank god she will never see what I did. She has been different tonight. But I couldn't decide what or why the change was. I know she has had fun, something Edward won't ever let her do. Even though I have got along with the vamps tonight, it doesn't mean I approve of her being with him. He lies to her and controls her all the time.

Emmett was knocking on my window. "I think we are too close to home for this. We need to disguise Jasper." We got out and followed Emmett to his jeep.

He pulled out a duffel bag. "This is my sexual role play materials that Rosalie and I use." That was gross to have to think about. He took out an I Dream of Genie costume, a Police Man costume, a Cat Women suit, some black leather stuff and a Shrek mask. I really didn't even want to ask.

Jasper picked up the mask and looked at me. "Would it be alright if I wore this Jacob? I have to agree with Emmett. We have caused enough problems this evening."

"Sure a naked Shrek eating doughnut should make it funnier."

"Hey have you guys seen Quill?" They all said no. I hadn't seen him since we left Wal-Mart. Oh well, he's a big boy and I'm sure he will catch up with us eventually.

QUILLS POV

When I phased at Wal-Mart, Sam was in my head. He had seen everything that had happened tonight. "Quill, come home now!" I had no choice but do as my alpha told me. Really I wanted to find Jake and warn him.

"Don't you even think about it, Come home." Hell Sam saw that too.

Running as fast as I could. I came up to Sam and Emily's house and they were sitting on the front porch together. He tossed me a pair of shorts. "Go phase." I picked the shorts up in my mouth and ran to the woods. I phased, got dressed and did the walk of death back to the house. I stood there waiting for my punishment.

"Would you like to explain all that has happened tonight?"

"Well, you probably saw most of it."

"Yes, I did. What were you thinking by phasing in Wal-Mart? Chasing around humans, we are here to protect them, or have you forgotten? You could have exposed us all."

Hanging my head in shame for my actions. But I only did it to save Seth "Sam look, I only phased so that Jacob and Jared could get Seth out of Wal-Mart. Nobody got hurt."

"Really, is that how you see it? You guys got vampires stoned. Went to gay bar and I still haven't figured out how the hell Seth got in. You guys have had a good old time with what you're born and bred to kill." He started pacing on the porch.

Emily being the sweetest person in the world was trying to defend us. "Sam, please calm down. They are just kids that have been thrown into this world. They never get to leave the reservation. Don't you remember what it was like when you were a kid?"

"Emily, please let me handle this."

"Where are they going next?"

"I don't know."

Sam started walking to his car "Well, come on or do I need to bring Leah with me? I know she would never behave like this." I followed Sam and we went to look for them. Man, he sure knows how to suck the fun out of this night.

JASPERS POV

Stripping down and putting my mask on. I went inside the doughnut shop while the others waited outside snickering and laughing. They were watching through the store window. I walked up to the counter "I would like to purchase a dozen chocolate doughnuts, please." I knew about these because they are Bella's favorite.

The guy behind the counter named Chris, was looking me up and down. He asked me if I knew I was naked. I told him that this is the way I like to eat my doughnuts because then I could just wipe away the crumbs so they would not get on my clothes.

He smiled and told me he did the same thing at home with Cheetos. Well that was more than I needed to know. He boxed them up and told me that would be eight dollars. Since I left my money inside my pants outside, I turned around to go get it. There stood Charlie with his gun drawn.

"Put your hands up, where I can see them."

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