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Chapter 11

PETERS POV

Looking up and there stood a cop with his gun drawn and pointed at me "Bella, get away from him honey." So I figured I better got off of her. She reached down, grabbed my t-Shirt and slipped it on.

"Dad, this is not what it looks like." She just said dad, oh fuck me. She got out of the truck and went over to stand by him. He never took his gun or eyes off of me.

"Really Bella, then why don't you tell me what the hell is going on? I saw this truck pulling away from Dough Boys tonight after there was a crime in progress. Then I find him molesting my engaged daughter. Where in the hell is Edward? Why aren't you with the Cullens?" Well, sure when he says it like that, it probably does look bad.

"Get out of the truck now and that's the last time I'm going to say it." So I did as he asked. I was standing there in front of Bella's dad with my pants undone and my boner sticking out. He pulled out his cuffs.

"Turn around and put your hands behind your back." Sure not a problem, at least I get to point my dick in another direction.

"You're under arrest as a possible suspect in a possible attempted robbery." That fucking Jasper getting me into trouble for something that I didn't even do.

The back door opened to my truck and Seth come tumbling out with empty Grain Alcohol and Jack Daniels bottles. Can this night get any fucking worse?

I use to think that I was a stealthy mother fucker. Now, I didn't even notice that Seth was asleep in the back seat while I was trying to do his sister in the front seat. I even let her dad sneak up on me. All I could come up with was, Bella.

"Son, what are doing out so late? Does your mother know where you are? Have you been drinking?" Well fuck me again, Seth is his kid too.

Seth was doubled over holding on to his stomach "No. I wasn't drinking." Then he threw up. I could really see how Seth and Bella are related. Neither one of them can hold their liquor worth a shit. Bella's dad was really furious now.

"That is my step son and I will be adding contributing to the delinquency of a minor to your charges." Yeah, I guess it could get worse. Perhaps now would not be the appropriate time to ask his permission to take his daughter out.

Sitting down on the ground still hand cuffed while Bella and her dad took care of Seth. Chichi was barking because he wanted someone to let him out. Bella went and got him. She came over and sat down beside me. When her dad came walking over too, Chichi started growling and showed his teeth. He was trying to protect me. So brave, my little man.

"Well Bella, I'm waiting for answers."

"I had a fight with Edward tonight. I decided that you were right. In that I have been letting him control me too much. I wanted to spend some time with Jacob. So we all went to Emily's birthday party. This is Jasper's brother Peter. We got separated from the others and he was taking me and Seth home. I swear dad, I don't know anything about a crime at Dough Boys. About me and Peter well…. it doesn't matter. I'm eighteen so there is nothing that you can do about it. It's not his fault. If you're going to arrest him, then you're going to have to arrest me too." Feisty, I like it. She was trying to defend me.

"Okay."

She was surprised "What?"

He motioned for her to stand up. So she did. "Isabella Marie Swan you're under arrest for indecent exposure and underage drinking." He cuffed her and sat her on the ground by me.

Leaning over and kissing her forehead. "It will be alright, I promise." She gave me a halfhearted smile.

"Mom wants to talk to you." He is trying to save my ass again tonight. Is this kid for real?

"Hello Sue. You gave Seth permission to be with him. Seth has had the flu all day and that's what's wrong. I do think that it is necessary, she broke the law. Just because Bella is my daughter, it doesn't excuse it."

Hearing Emmett's jeep and another car pull up. I'm so glad that they're here. Now maybe this will be over with. But when they came walking around the truck, even I was speechless. Her dad's eyes were huge. "Sue, I'm going to have to let you go."

"Where the hell have you guys been? At the YMCA robbing the Village People?"

Jasper's eye brow raised and he looked between me and Bella. "Where have you been brother?" I smirked and he knew.

Emmett went over to talk to Bella's dad. "Hey, Charlie. Nice night isn't it? What did these crazy kids do anyways?" Well at least I know the name of the man I pointed my loaded weapon at.

He was looking Emmett up and down. "Son, do you know that you have battery clamps hooked to your uh….?" As Charlie was pointing to Emmett's chest.

"Actually Charlie, they are nipple clamps. A gay guy named Big Joe gave them to me. I kind of like them. They make my nipples feel all tinggly."

"Could someone else please talk to him before I get the chair?" They all rushed him at once. He told everybody to shut up and sit down. They could talk but, only one at a time. They all came up with a hell of a story plot that even I would have believed if I had not been there.

The Cullen's car pulled up too. Well isn't it a fucking party now. Edward went straight to Bella. "Love, are you okay? Don't worry I will take you home where you are safe."

I started to growl and so did Edward. Carlisle came over and grabbed him by the arm. "This is neither the time nor the place." He took Edward with him to talk with Charlie.

Yeah, I can kick Edward's ass any place he wants.

EMMETTS POV

We all sat on the ground, hoping that Carlisle could reason with Charlie "Jasper, what do think our punishment will be?"

"If we get to live, I have no idea."

"Yeah."

Edward came back over to where Bella was "I want to know what is going on. Why is everyone blocking me? Tell me the reason that you have this low life's shirt on?" It was so quiet that you could have heard a pin drop.

Peter was staring Edward down "Do you really want me to tell you why she has it on?"

Bella was stammering "Well…I…we…" Jacob was up on his feet. Even in pink chiffon genie pants, he still looked like a bad ass.

Don't worry Bella, I'll save you. I'll give you time to get your story straight. I ran over to Edward and started singing loud and proud the little ditty I wrote for him tonight.

"Gayward is a Pussward that's because Ed-licks-himself a lot. That's why the Pack nicknamed him Suckward."

"Ed-no-dicks Bella with his Cockward as he acts like an Assward."

"It so sad that Ed-could not get laid in a whore house on payday and Jacob hates your guts!"

"Fuckward you, Fuckward you"

"FA LA LA LA LA LA ! "

He just stood there in shock. Everyone was rolling around on the ground even Bella. "What is that gibberish? Stop using profanity in front of Bella."

Then Edward made the mistake of coming closer to me "You have done enough already tonight."

Crossing my arms over my nipple clamps. "You might want to back down now little brother. Maybe if you would take that stick that is shoved so far up your ass out. Perhaps you could treat Bella like you should and maybe she wouldn't feel like she had to sneak around to see Jacob." Edward got kept getting closer to my face.

"Edward if you do not back away from me, I will remove that stick for you."

He backed down and since I was on a roll. "Just so we are all clear, Jacob would never hurt Bella. So you can stop with that bullshit too."

Charlie came walking back with Carlisle and Sam. "Everybody listen up. Dr Cullen and Sam have agreed with me, instead of arresting you all. You're going to volunteer to better your community. The station sponsors a carnival and it is to raise money for the orphanage. So as long as you all agree to be there this Sunday, I will forget about tonight. Well except for you Edward apparently you have been gone hiking."

"I would like to spend that day with Bella Sir, so I will volunteer my services as well."

Charlie rolled his eyes "Great."

Charlie went over to take the cuffs off of Bella then Peter "I will be watching you. If you are going just one mile over the speed limit, I will be there. Throw a candy wrapper on the ground, you're going to jail. Do you understand?" Peter gave a nod.

"Oh and stay away from my daughter."

Peter whispered it "I can't."

Bella walked Charlie to his car. "I love you dad and I'm sorry that I haven't been around lately."

"I love you Bells and I will see you Sunday."

Bella was walking towards Jacob and Edward grabbed a hold of her arm "Bella, don't."

Going over to them but, I wasn't fast enough. Peter got there first "Let her go."

"She is my Fiancée. Stay out of it."

"She has the right to talk to whoever she wants to. Why do you care that she talks to Jacob? After all, how many times has he saved her because of you? So, what the fuck is your problem?"

Edward stood up to Peter which really surprised me "You're my problem." Well I'll be dammed, Edward found his balls.

Peter shoved him "Come on pussy. I'm not Bella. I can defend myself against you and I'll kick your ass."

"Please don't do this." Bella really didn't want them to fight and then she started crying.

Jasper went over and broke it up. He was dragging Peter off "Calm the fuck down. You are scaring her right now." Bella went over hugged Jacob good bye and told him she would see him Sunday.

"You and I need to talk Edward." They left with Carlisle. Man I think it is a tossup of who is going to kick Edward's ass first, Jacob or Peter.

Jacob came over to the jeep as I was getting ready to leave "Well, it's been fun. Thanks for believing that I would never hurt Bella." Then stuck his hand out and I shook it.

"Yeah Man, it's been a blast but, I have to go home now so Carlisle can kill me."

Jacob laughed and looked over at Sam "Yeah, I know what you mean."

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