A/N - Thank you to ZeDancingHobbit for reviewing!
Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.
"You're a terrible dancer!" Emma laughed, watching as the Doctor did some ridiculous move with his arms. "I'm already awful, and I'm a bit drunk on top of that, yet you're worse than I am!"
"My dancing is all about having fun! You can tell me that you're having fun, just shaking your hips like that? Come here." He grabbed her hands and began spinning around the dance floor, making people spread out to avoid getting hit. "See? Fun!"
"I'm going to be sick!"
The spinning abruptly stopped. The Doctor lifted one arm, twirling Emma beneath it until she came into contact with his chest. "That means you were having fun." He spun her again so he could dip her, holding her so low that the tips of her hair brushed against the floor. "What if I dropped you?"
"I'd kill you." That was met with a large grin, and she glared up at him. "Don't you dare." She felt his arm shift beneath her. "Doctor!"
"Oh, alright." He yanked her back into a standing position and she stumbled in her heels, one hand grabbing onto his shoulder to keep herself from falling.
She let out a breath she didn't know she'd been holding. "I hate you."
"No, you don't." He smiled, letting go of her hand to wrap his arms around her waist as they swayed side to side to the now slower music.
"I think I'd know whether or not I utterly despise you."
"I think I'd know whether or not you absolutely adore me."
"I do not adore you!"
"Yes, you do. You adore me. You want to travel with me forever, and bake me Jammie Dodgers."
"I want to do no such thing. I'm not your housewife."
"Bet you'd like to be my housewife. Practically everyone does."
"You're insufferable."
"I'm completely sufferable."
As they bantered back and forth, their faces inched closer and closer. "If by sufferable, you mean people are able to suffer while around you, then yes."
"May we cut in?" They immediately jumped away from each other, looking over to see Amy and Rory staring at them expectantly. "Are you two alright?"
"Fine!" The Doctor said too quickly. "Completely fine. Of course you can cut in." He grabbed Rory's hands and started to drag him to another part of the dance floor.
"Wait, this isn't what I meant!"
Amy and Emma exchanged an amused look before bursting into laughter as Rory was forced to dance with the Doctor.
A/N - If you think I'm not going to tease you with almost kisses, you're wrong.