Chapter 18

BELLAS POV

Rosalie created lessons of becoming sexy for me. After reading just the first one, I could not believe that I had actually agreed to do this.


PUSSY- KNOW IT, FEEL IT, LOVE IT-LESSON 1

1)Making yourself comfortable with your own naked body.

2)Self discovering your sexuality.

3)Self discovering your sexuality in public.

Once completed we will proceed to Lesson 2


Handing the paper back to Rosalie "I don't think that I can do this. I mean really how much can you guys teach me in just one day?"

"Look Bella, we can't teach you what you need to know in one day. Maybe we should come along with you on your trip with Peter? We could take one lesson at a time, complete that one then go on to the next one"

"Peter only invited me won't he be mad if you guys just get invited to come along?"

"Don't be ridicules. Peter doesn't know what he wants until you tell him. But I will tell Emmett that he can swim with a DOLPHIN where we are going. For some reason he has always wanted to do that. He will handle Peter."

"I will tell Jasper that it is a history tour and you won't be able to keep him away. All I have to do is smile and say its 4 ME JASPER please, no worries. Jasper is his brother, do you think Peter will tell him no? We will be by your side every step of the way. When we are done with you, your vampire will be on his knees begging you for more."

"I don't even know where we are going. So are you guys really going to do those things with them?"

They said at the same time "No of course not."

We let Rosalie drive us around. She pulled over "Everybody get stripped down to your panties."

"Uh..nope. I'm not going to be doing that."

"If you cannot become comfortable with your own naked body Bella how do you expect to please Peter with it? You are going to be getting naked a lot." Up until now when Rosalie had said something I never even thought about the fact that I had already been naked around him. I really do want to please him and I don't really know anything about sex. I told myself baby steps and just keep breathing.

"Okay when we pull up to the stop light, we are going to do a nude Chinese fire drill. Everybody get out and run around the car three times. We will do it at human speed with you Bella." The first time was the worst. At least I didn't fall. I would hate to think of what I could have skinned up being naked.

When we came up to the next light, there were cars around. "Rosalie there are people around. I am not doing it."

She shoved me out the door "Oh yes you are Bella even if I have to drag you around the car. Now move your ass."

As we were running we heard brakes stretching and then we saw an ice cream truck and a black Harley Davidson truck colliding.

Garrett stuck his head out of the window "Evenen ladies, nice tatts."

Peter had to do something and told Garrett to take his truck back. Garrett was asking us if we thought Peter would notice. I was pretty sure that he is going to notice the front end all smashed in.

Garrett swore us to secrecy. Rosalie told him not to panic. She would have it taken care of and all we had to do was keep it away from Peter for one day. That doesn't really sound like a good plan to me. But, they told me I have to keep him busy until then.

We went back to the house and continued my lesson. We all did a circle including Garrett. Rosalie was directing this "Okay everyone take off your shirts."

Looking over at Garrett and he had his phone out ready to capture the moment. "Um… what about Garrett?"

"Well don't just sit there dork take yours off too."

That wasn't exactly what I meant. Rosalie explained that they were giving me a few pointers and if Garrett said anything that she would tell Emmett, Jasper and Peter that he wrecked the truck while ogling over my, hers and Alice's naked body. That he needed to keep his mouth shut about mine and her tattoos. They were also a secret until we were ready to show it to them.

Rosalie had planned to show Emmett after the party and remind him why she calls him her monkey man. I think that it is so sweet that she is still so in love with him after all these years.

Rosalie told Garrett to raise his right hand "You are now taking the penis oath. If you share anything that was discussed here with anyone, it will be the last time you ever feel your dick again."

Garrett's eyes were huge "Your secret is safe with me. I love my penis and would not want to lose it."

"Now Bella have you ever self-pleasured before?" I must have been twenty shades of red, it was bad enough with the girls but somehow now Garrett is involved.

"I don't know."

She smiled and took out a dildo "That's okay because we will walk you through it."

Standing up to put my shirt back on and I put the dildo in my purse "You know what I think that I can handle this one by myself. But what is the purpose of this?"

"Once you have had the time to discover your body and know what you really like, it will only make sex better. Trust me; it will turn Peter on as well."

Rosalie took me to Charlie's house so I could pack and I told her I would get a lift back with Leah. Leah called earlier and wanted to know if I wanted to get something to eat with her. She just needed to get away from the reservation for a while.

Picking out some things that I wanted to take with me. Then I thought about what I did with Rosalie and Alice tonight. I actually passed number one on the list.

Taking the dildo out of my purse "Titty the fuck up Bella it is time to do number two."

Taking off my clothes and I couldn't believe how good it actually felt. Then I felt the bed move. Gasping when I looked over and there set Peter just watching me. I was so embarrassed; he caught me playing with myself. What he must be thinking right now. Trying to cover up but he stopped me.

"No, don't stop Bella. I was enjoying the show."

He laid down with me and showed me that it was okay and it didn't bother him at all. He kissed and touched me while I self pleasured. It was only making it better for me and the orgasm was so much more intense. He was just as into it as I was. As matter of fact I could feel on my leg how much he was into it. Maybe Rosalie was right. Maybe I can do this after all.

After we laid holding each other afterwards. I needed to get Peter out the room "Would you mind going down to the kitchen and getting me a glass of water?"

When Peter left I grabbed my phone and texted Rosalie; I love you and you were right. It was great.

I hope you enjoyed your surprise visit from Peter. I called him and told him to meet you at Charlie's house. It is time for number three. You're becoming more seductive by the minute. Don't forget to keep Peter busy until tomorrow so I can fix his truck.

Getting out of bed to put my clothes on and I felt his hand rubbing over my tattoo. Fuck, I wasn't thinking, I wasn't ready him to see it yet. He sat the glass on the night stand and sat down. He didn't say anything.

PETERS POV

Sitting down on the bed. I couldn't believe that she did that, no woman has ever done something to show me that I mean so much and that I was special to them.

"Do you not like it? Maybe it was too soon and I shouldn't have done it?"

"Bella that is the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. I have feelings for you that I have never experienced before. Sometimes I have trouble expressing them and deciding exactly what they are. When I came here I was really messed up and not sure that I actually had a purpose anymore. I know what that purpose is when I am with you. I have not felt like a man for a long time. But with you not only do I feel like a man again, you make me want to be a better man. It means so much to me that you want everyone to know that you are my girl."

She started crying "I'm sorry I went and got all sappy on you."

She pushed me down on the bed "Say it."

"What do you want me to say?"

"Tell me that I am always going to be your girl."

"You're always going to be Peter's Girl and I love you." As I ran my fingers over her tatt.

Leah was yelling from down stairs. Bella had already told her that she would go to dinner with her. I didn't want to let her go but, I did to get up and finish getting dressed.

"You go with Leah and I'm gonna go find Garrett. I'll get my truck and be waiting for you when you get back." Bella almost jumped on top of me

"No you can't, I mean why don't you come with me and Leah?" Bella was acting very strange

"Don't you want to spend some time with just Leah? I am sure she would rather talk without my being there."

Bella took out her cell phone and asked for Garrett's number. She sent a text; Peter and I are going with Leah for dinner. He wanted to find you so he could get his truck back but, Leah drove so we can ride with her. Do you want to go?

I will be right there.

"Why would you ask Garrett to go?"

"Because I wouldn't want you to be the only guy there silly." That was so sweet of my girl. Always thinking of me first.

Dinner for the girls was very quiet, they really didn't say much. Leah told us that Sue wanted to talk to just me and Bella. Leah called her mom, and she told her to bring us to the reservation. Leah made it very clear to me that it was by invitation only and to never come on their land without being asked to.

Leah and Garrett were going for a walk on the beach while we went to see Sue. At least Leah was not trying to stab him today.

Sue greeted us and asked us to come in. She asked us to sit down at the kitchen table. "Well how are the love birds doing?"

"We're fine. What did you want to talk about?"

Sue seemed a bit uncomfortable "I wanted to make sure that your leaving didn't mean that you would not be attending our ceremony. I love your Father very much and he would be crushed if you weren't there."

Bella took her by the hand "I will be there; I wouldn't miss it for anything."

Sue extended her other hand to me "Peter, if you don't mind?"

Laying my hand in hers. She put my hand over Bella's then covered ours with hers. She closed her eyes and dropped her head. She was talking in a language that I didn't understand. She gasped "The magical two."

Looking over at Bella and she just shrugged, she has no more clue than I did "Excuse me Ma'am; I don't understand what you are saying to us." Sue released our hands.

"I believe in a lot of things, magic being one of them. We have magic in our blood, which is our gift. All I can tell you is that you and Bella have magical powers. They are relying and feeding off of one another. I can't tell you details because I don't believe that you have discovered them yet or yourselves together. But united you two are unstoppable."

She wanted to talk to us alone because she told us it was better to keep it to ourselves until it was time. We sat and talked to Sue for hours. The only thing she wanted was to make sure that Bella did a fitting of her bride's maid dress before she left. I could have talked to her forever; she has so much knowledge and wisdom.

"You know Peter it really doesn't matter what Charlie thinks of you. Really it's only Bella's opinion that counts." Sue has a kindness that I would not expect towards our kind.

As we were driving back to Charlie's, I was trying to really understand the meaning of Sue's words. I knew things have happened over the last few days that even I don't really comprehend. Like today when I went to feed with Garrett, I froze when it was time to bite. I've never had remorse for the lives I have taken. They were considered less than a piece of shit even by human society standards.

All I could focus on was their heart beats. Just like the one I heard and felt all night last night when I held her. I did drain them but, am I getting weak? Even my senses and vampire instincts have been off since I've been here.

Garrett knew that something was wrong and kept asking me if I was alright. That's why I sent him on back. I just need to clear my head. I went for a human walk. I came up to a store window and stood there just staring in for a long time. I know that this cannot happen right now but, maybe someday. I laughed to myself, when do you know you're in love? When all you can think about is heart beats and wedding rings. I do love my girl.

Bella was shaking me "Hey, are you in there? Do you want to come in; I still need to grab my stuff? We can take my truck back to the Cullen's."

She hugged Leah goodbye and told her that she would see her tomorrow. Garrett hugged Bella too, they seem to be closer as well. Leah was even going to take Garrett back to the Cullen's on her way home. He was grinning from ear to ear about that.

Following her up the stairs and watching her little butt swing back and forth "Peter, do you want to stay here tonight? I was thinking since the house is empty, we could be alone."

She didn't have to say that twice to me. I grabbed her waist at the top of the stairs and guided her to her bedroom "I would love to be alone with you. Maybe I can make love to you on a real bed."

She took some clothes to the bathroom to get ready for bed. I took my boots off and my shirt. If Charlie was going to pay a surprise visit, at least I wanted to have my pants on to face him this time. When she came back "You can get comfortable if you want to. I promise Charlie is not coming by tonight." I smirked because she just knew what I was thinking.

When I took off my pants she was giggling "What?"

"You're wearing superman underwear."

Slowly crawling up on the bed to her "Do you know what my kryptonite is?"

She shook her head no "You Bella, you're the only thing that can hurt me."

We lay together kissing and touching until she started yawning. Kissing her forehead "You're tired, you need to sleep."

"I'm sorry it's been a long day."

"You don't have to be sorry. We don't have to have sex every night. However, I would not complain if we did."

Reading her old worn copy of Withering Heights. She told me it was her favorite and she has read it over and over.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because I HAVE TO READ SOMETHING."

It was morning and I woke her up. I was just getting friendly with Bella when my cell rang over and over. Getting out of bed and I took it out of my jeans, it was Jasper "What?"

"Well brother, I think that you might want to come and look at this."

"What is it now Jasper?"

He laughed "I don't think that I could explain this even if I had to over the phone."

"Is everything all right Peter?"

"I have to go but, I will come back for you."

She got out of bed and stretched "No, I will get my things together and shower. I will meet you at the Cullens."

Were my eyes playing trick on me? Hell no they weren't. My truck was scattered in hundreds of pieces around the yard. There was some frame pieces hoisted up in the tree just hanging there. "What the fuck happened?"

"I don't know, Emmett and I just returned from hunting and no one is here right now."

"Maybe we can put it back together? Somebody had to take it apart right?" Emmett was actually trying to be helpful this time. At least I think he was.

Taking out my cell "Garrett, where the fuck are you at right now?"

He hesitated "Where are you?"

"I am standing in the middle of what used to be my truck. Or at least that is what it was when I fucking gave it to you yesterday."

"Uh oh." The asshole hung up on me.

"It doesn't matter. Come on Jasper, we are going to go buy a new one. It's time that I let it go anyways."

EMMETTS POV

Sitting around watching ladies wrestling when Alice, Rosalie and Garrett got back. Garrett sat down "How do you think they keep those small pieces of fabric in place?"

"The goal is that doesn't stay in place while they are wrestling. I hope that's the case when LEEZER LISA, FRI GIRL and KOUGAS OLDER WOMAN comes on because they are hot. I wouldn't mind getting a peak at their goodies."

"Cool."

Bella came in and sat down close to Garrett "How did Peter take it?"

"I don't know I haven't seen him yet. But when I talked to him on the phone, he was not taking it so well. But don't worry; your secrets are still safe with me."

She kissed Garrett's cheek "Thanks."

When Bella walked in the kitchen "What secrets do you know about Bella?"

Garrett grabbed his dick "I don't know anything about anything. I need to go help Rosalie get Peter's truck put back together before he comes back." I've never noticed him doing that before, maybe that was a nervous tell sign. Hmm… what are they trying to hide from me?

Going into the kitchen and Bella was making a sandwich "So Bella, what's going on between you and Garrett?"

She almost choked "There is nothing going on." Her face was bright red and she was biting her bottom lip. That's her tell sign and I am going to find out what the hell is going on around here.

Not liking those guys keeping secrets away from me. I questioned Rosalie too; she acted like I was crazy. She wouldn't even let me be in the same room when she got done putting Peter's truck back together. She showered and wouldn't let me see her naked. Since when does she not want to show me her body?

Really I was starting to get a bad feeling. Is she cheating on me? Does that have something to do with Bella's and Garrett's secret too? I knew that something was really wrong when Rosalie told me that I had to leave the house for a while because she needed to have just some girl time. That was it. Since when does she need just girl time?

Maybe I need to do a little 007 mission. Dialing my cell "Quill, why don't you and Embry come on over. I need some help with watching a few people in this house that are acting very strange right now."

Meeting them far enough away so that no one could hear us. They asked what was going on. I told them that the house was full of secrets and I think Rose might be cheating on me.

Quill put his hand on my shoulder "That's harsh man, you can count on us. What can we do to help?" Going through the garage, we pulled out some security cameras to set up before we left.

"I will find out what you're doing Rose and for your sake, I hope that it is not what I think it is."

They helped me set up ten cameras. I went to tell Rosalie we were going to leave and I would be back soon. I put my hand on the small of her back.

She took my hand off "I wouldn't want to get my dress wrinkled before the party. I'll see you when you get back." She kissed my cheek. As I walked out the door, I felt like someone had punched me hard in the stomach.

We went just far enough so that no one knew we were nearby. I turned all the monitors on. I told Quill and Embry to watch for someone we don't know coming in or out of the house. Most of all look for a strange man that was coming there behind my back, in front of my face to see Rosalie.

Rosalie, Alice, Bella and Garrett came into the living room and all sat down together. Why would they let Garrett stay when it was supposed to be girl time? They were talking about Bella and Peter's night they had.

Rosalie handed Bella a pair of Love Panties, they had a built in vibrator inside. It had a remote control so you could turn it up or down. Bella was supposed to wear them to the party and no one would ever know.

"I don't know Rosalie. Maybe I should wait because it's to soon for me to do this."

"Stop worrying Bella. I will only apply a small amount of vibration at a time. If it gets to be to much for you, say the code word mama and I'll turn it off. I'm so proud of you. You have almost completed the first lesson. Being in public and still maintain control will be the real test for you."

Then she handed Bella a piece of paper. .


COCK- KNOW IT, LOVE IT, BLOW IT-LESSON 2

1)Making yourself comfortable with his naked body. Touching and loving it only. But no intercourse.

2)Pleasure him with your hand or mouth. But no intercourse.

3)Pleasure him with the one you didn't use in number two in public. But no intercourse.

Once completed we will proceed to Lesson 3


What kind of shit is going on with those four? They are sexing Bella up. Peter will not see it coming and he will never know what hit him. That is until our little Bella makes this YEARs PRINCESS of seduction and rocks his world.

Being really grateful that Rosalie is mine and mine only. I felt like an ass for even thinking it, but I can't help it. She could have anyone she wants and I know that.

They were also talking about the trip and I guess we are all going now. Quill and Embry said they would love to come along and see how this all ends up. So I invited them to come along too.

But I am still a little pissed that they are keeping secrets from me. I think they need to be taught a lesson about who they are really messing with. Quill asked me what I was going to do to teach them a lesson about keeping secrets. I have something planned for new little sex kitten.

"I think we need to go to Spank Me and get a pair of Love Panties."

"Are you sure Emmett that this is a good idea? Won't we get into trouble for it? We are still on Sam's shit list."

"Have you guys ever known me to get us in trouble?"

When we got back from Spank Me, everyone was busy and didn't even notice us. While Quill and Embry were keeping a lookout, I went into our bed room and exchanged the panties that Rosalie had laid out for Bella. The remote that she has is now worthless. I will teach them to try to scam Emmett 007.

Helping Quill and Embry make the brownies for the party. They wanted something that crunched, so I went around the house looking. I found Rosalie's stash. I crushed it up and put them in the mix. They told me when they took them out of the oven, not to give the ones on the left to any humans. They had added healing herbs to those. So I guess the others are okay, they didn't say not to give those out.

Peter was showering and people were starting to arrive. When he came down he told Jacob that he would be doing him a favor to take his old truck off his hands. My Rosie had made it look brand new again and I would say that she also made some upgrades

"I can't except that. I don't have the money to pay for it."

"Consider it a gift for what you have done for Bella. Besides I happen to "JUST KNOW" that you're going to need more room soon."

Peter looked over at Karen "She is the one Jacob, never let her go man."

Everyone was laughing and having a good time until Charlie and Sue arrived. Then it seemed to be a little tense. Peter was outside smoking a cigarette when they got here. Charlie was still a little upset with Peter.

"So you're not happy with just violating my daughter, you want to give her lung cancer too?" Peter went to put it out and Bella grabbed it from him

"Thank you, I really needed one of those. I have smoked for almost a year dad. I have always felt that I had to hide it from you but I don't feel that way anymore. I am an adult and I will smoke when I want to. So please do not blame Peter for my choices."

"Sorry. I didn't know Bella smoked before she met you."

"See, I told you everything would be fine. Charlie is all bark but, no bite."

Carlisle, Esme, Sue and Charlie were discussing the wedding. The Cullens were extended an invitation. So far everything was going great. We weren't sure exactly how much Charlie knew about us so we kept up the image and fixed plates of food as well that we would get rid of later.

Bella and Rosalie slipped off together and I knew where they were going to. Rosalie told Bella the purpose of this lesson was to learn self-control. That this would teach her how to have control over her orgasms, it would intensify them when she was with Peter. That it was very sexual to be able to do it around people and for them never to find out about it. Rosalie was coaching her.

"Now Bella, I will start very slow. Remember if it gets to be too much just say the code word, mama and I will turn it off. Then we can move on to lesson number two."

It was time for desert, Alice brought out all the cakes, pies and brownies "Oh shit, that's not good."

They were all mixed up now. I had no idea which pan was which.

Grabbing Quill "We need to take a walk."

"Please tell me Quill that you know which pan of brownies are which?"

"Dude, what do mean? I told you that the humans can't have the one with the herbs in it. You were supposed to keep them straight."

"What would be the worst thing that could happen if they got the one with shrooms in it?"

He stood there with his mouth open "We could od them, you know kill them."

"Oh shit, that's not good."

"It will be fine, no one has had any yet. So we will just grab the pans and take off with them."

When we got back there was half a pan of brownies from each one already gone "Oh shit, that's not good."

Looking to each one of the humans. Karen had cake and Bella was sitting on Peter's lap, with no desert thank god. Emily and Rachael had cake and pie. Sue and Charlie each had brownies on their plate.

"Oh fuck, that's really not good."

"Fuck is right man. We need to get the brownies away from them somehow."

Now I was really starting to panic. So I did the first thing that popped into my head, I grabbed the water hose. Maybe I can water the brownies down and that will water the shrooms down as well. But before I could turn it on Charlie stood up and started taking off his clothes.

"Wow it is just me or is it fucking hot. Sue, you're my good looking lover, do want to go home and do a war dance on cock?"

"Oh shit, I could be a little late. Don't worry Charlie, I'll cool you off." Turning the sprayer on full blast because this hose job needed to be done real fast.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Jasper came over and was trying to take the hose away from me. Until I blurred out what had happened. He went and grabbed the other hose, now he was helping me hose down the whole table.

"You idiot, you better hope that you don't kill them."

"Shut up Jasper and just keep hosing them down."

Bella was bouncing up and down on Peter's lap "Mama, for the love of god mama. I am going to ..." Peter was moaning now to, apparently he was feeling the vibration through his pants.

Bella was riding him like a cow girl in front of everyone "Rosalie MAMAMAMALEA!"

Taking the remote out of my pocket and it wasn't even on "Oh shit, that's not good."

Then Bella panties started smoking. Maybe I should not have used water around them. Peter threw her up on the table, raised her skirt up , spread her legs apart and ripped her panties off her.

"You son of a bitch. What did I tell you was going to happen Emmett?" Peter was growling and I would say he is a little pissed off right now.

When Quill and I turned around there stood my little TINKER BEAR. When Rosalie was pissed off about something, she can be a real hell cat to deal with. I would rather face Peter any day.

Flipping the remote to Quill "Run. Run buddy like the wind and don't stop." He was on his own now because Rosalie took off after hm.

We ran into the forest "Emmett you son of a bitch, I asked you to behave for just one day."

Running behind a row of trees until he could calm down a little "Now, Peter you have to admit that it worked out in your favor my getting Charlie high. I really don't think he even noticed when Bella's panties started smoking and you ripped them off of her in front of everyone. But hey I understand, you can thank me later."

He was knocking down the trees to get to me "Everyone noticed you dick."

Jumped up on a bunch of boulders because this little cuss wasn't ready to quit chasing me "Now don't worry, I will make it up to you on our trip. You can swim with the dolphins too."

"Come again, what do you mean by our trip?"

Jumping to another set of boulders until Peter realizes that I went above and beyond the brotherly duty of helping him out "We are all going with you and I might have invited Quill and Embry to go as well."

"We have to get back now." Peter took off towards the house and I was right behind him.

"Is there room for two more at this party?"

"Oh shit, that's not good."


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