Taste Test
Sex Pollen AU

Summary: Dean's love always started with his stomach.

Authors Note: You try and do a Sex Pollen AU and have NO SEX in the fiction. It's hard man! Sorry if it sucks! All research on this was done on the internet so yeah it was probably more realistic to make it up but I didn't. ALSO AMBIEN is not a sex drug, the side effects in men have the "sex pollen" I was going for but they are not to be used in this fashion! It can cause a number of medical problems not limited to COMA and DEATH! Do not attempt to reenact anything you read below.

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Dean was a little confused when he came home off duty for his best friend and his brother's room-mate started to make him meals. Nothing too creepy, not like he was making every square meal Dean ate but dinner was all his. The first night had had been home it had been his favourite, a simple meal of burgers and beers and good friends. Without thinking about it he had given his friend a large hug and sat beside him for the entire night.

The second night was nachos and the third was wings, each night without thought Dean offered a hug and a pat to the seat beside him as they tucked in and enjoyed the food that Castiel had worked hard to create and deliver to them. The fourth night Sam had classes and was out when they sat down, this time the meal was a little different. It was pork with a large helping of asparagus that had been treated to some butter and spices. While Dean complained at first he ended up enjoying them.

He ended up asking for a second plate of them and devoured them with Cass as they moved into the living room to watch TV. It was a relaxing evening and Dean didn't even notice that they both sat on the same end of the chesterfield. The next night Sam was staying over at Jessica's and Cass had the meal ready for them when Dean pulled himself away from the car detailing he was doing.

He had created a simple salad that had covered in Almonds and another round of burgers but this time they had been created with Avodado. Dean wasn't sure what Castiel was doing here, if he was trying to expand his food knowledge or get him on a health kick or what he was attempting to do but it was working. The food was fantastic and he ate two burgers and most of the salad. The evening ended with them kicking back with a few beers in the backyard watching the night sky move around them.

The next day Dean was back out working on the car when Castiel brought out a drink before taking off to work. He had asked what it was and the man just smiled promising that if he liked it he would tell him what was in it later tonight. Turned out that it was a banana and chocolate smoothie, it had been to die for and Dean had begged the man to make him one every morning before he took off to work.

At this point Dean figured it was time to start working out again, running wouldn't hurt anyone and it would only help him. He started to take up running in the morning with his brother and Castiel. It was nice to work out now that he wasn't on active duty anymore. He hadn't slowed down on his drinking or eating so he really needed to make sure he focused on staying fit now that he didn't have a daily work out he had to maintain.

Over the first weekend of Dean's return, Cass made a great if not little weird pizza that had the normal stuff and then some Basil and Garlic mixed in with the paste. It was a great pizza but Dean was about two seconds away from googling the food from this week to see if this was some random challenge or evil prank that he had been dared to complete against his friend. It was Sunday night when the Oysters and champagne came out that Dean finally demanded to know what was going on.

A lot of stuttering and blushing later, Dean was kissing the man across the table from him. Telling him that nice time just to ask for them to jump into bed together. The next morning then went downstairs and a breakfast already laid out. There was even Honey, Dean hadn't had that in years and he grabbed it putting it over the toast and Cass picked up the note and started to read it out loud as Dean ate his honey toast and let Cass take a bite to try.

They didn't get to the end of the note before repeating the bedroom activities on the table, but if they would have read the note to the end they would have seen the P.S note from Gabriel.

'I laced the honey with Ambien, Have fun!"

THE END