PETERS POV

Putting everything back just like I had found it. I did not want Bella to know I had found out this way. I wanted her to tell me she and I were going to have a baby together. It seemed like the impossible but, then again everything about us is.

Trying to let it all absorb into my brain. I wasn't sure if I wanted to have it written in the sky I was going to be a daddy or take the more subtle approach of screaming it from a roof top. I know that this is going to change us forever but what changes will come I don't know. I have already started to make changes and maybe it was why it was happening.

But I know I don't want my child to be born out of wed lock. It probably seems old fashion but, it's all I know. Maybe she will change her mind now about marriage. I didn't exactly ask her in a proper way to begin with. I will have to come up with something to show her how much that I love her.

Since Bella is a human; what would that make our child? Would the child be like me or maybe all human? I had to shake my head at that. If the baby is human or partly human; I couldn't ever kill again anything that resembles my child. I am already having problems when I feed now. I can't imagine seeing my child's face when I make the kill.

I decided I needed start making more changes and talk with the one person that always understands me, Jasper. I asked Jasper if he would go on a run with me. When I knew we were far enough from the others; I told him about finding the pregnancy test.

He was shocked and thought the same thing that I did; it would be an impossible thing to happen. But I still wanted her to tell me so I told him do not tell anyone, especially bull horn Alice. Because when she knows something; so does everyone within a thousand miles around.

When I asked him about his veggie life style he was getting a kick out of that.

"Captain you have given me hell for a long time about eating bunnies and now you want to try it?" I wanted to try but I still wasn't sure I would be able to convert to their way of feeding.

He suggested I try it; wean myself slowly from human blood. He said the fact I can be with Bell and it doesn't bother me; means converting should be easier on me than it was for him. I know how hard it has been for him because it still is for him sometimes.

Jasper told me for the first kill we should do something small. That it was not like feeding on humans. He knew just the thing for me to try; a chicken. He said it was one of his favorites so I went along with it. Jasper always knows best.

We found an old farm that had a huge chicken house. Jasper told me the first thing I had to do was blend in with them; they are apparently very smart animals.

"They smell like shit. Jasper are you sure about this?"

As he was shoving me in the chicken pen "Yes I am positive. They smell bad but they taste so good. Now get in there and start acting like a chicken."

I watched them and I found them to be a strange little animal. They only had one male and he had a harem going on. All of the chicks flocked to him. So I mocked his movements just like Jasper told me to do. I was scratching my feet at the ground. I flapped my arms like his wings and moved my head back and forth just like he had done.

But they honestly didn't seem to pay any attention to me. So maybe I was doing it wrong.

"Captain you need to get closer to the ground so that they can see you at their eye level."

So I got down on the ground and used my nose to make little movements against the ground just like they did.

"Captain gently stroke the feathers on one of the chicken's necks. Be careful not to kill it yet. They have very small necks and it will bring their blood up for you to bite."

So I did.

"Major how much longer do I have to do this?"

"Oh Peter you can stop now; I just wanted to see if I could get you to choke your chicken for me. I think we are now even for all the years of your making fun of my style of existence. I cannot wait for Emmett to see this."

That son of a bitch did all of this to make me look like a dumb ass. He was using his phone and I would guess he was sending it to Emmett as we speak.

But that was not the worst part of it. The male chicken was pissed I touched one of his females. He started making a squawking noise and I think he was trying to gouge my eyes out. Then all the females joined in. There were feathers flying everywhere and there was so much chicken shit all over me.

When I finally got the chickens off of me and stood up; Jasper was gone. I heard a clicking noise and there was a fucken human standing behind me.

"What the hell are you doing to my chickens boy?"

When I turned around an old guy had a shotgun pointed at me; he was an obvious chicken lover.

After I spit the feathers out of my mouth "I'm sorry sir; this is just a total misunderstanding."

"Maw we have another one of them retards that likes to be a live chicken licker out here."

Huh this must be a reoccurring problem in this part of the country.

(****)

Garrett was the first one I saw when I got back at the Ranch.

"Hey Peter, you smell like shit. Stroked any good chickens lately?"

I just kept walking. Then it was Quill and Embry's turn.

"Dude we have the porn movie called Debbie Does Dallas. Maybe we can go next time too and record it; we can call it Peter Does the Chickens."

I just kept walking. But Emmett just pissed me off.

"Peter can you tell me who won the cock fight; you or the rooster? By the looks of you; I would say his cock was bigger than yours." I jumped on him and that big bastard had me to the ground in seconds.

But I was smiling when he let me up.

"Damn it Peter you got chicken shit all over me.

"I think Emmett I just showed you who won the cock fight between me and you."

When I got to the house, the first thing I did was take a shower. I have noticed I had showered a hell of a lot more frequent with these guys around.

While I was sitting outside Jasper came over and wanted a truce between us. I had to admit I had made fun of him for his way of life but I don't think I deserved what I got. But he said on his serious side he would help me out. So we called it a truce, at least for now.

We were all discussing a plan of how I would ask Bella to marry me again, this time the right way. I wanted to tell them I was going to be a daddy, but I really wanted Bella to tell me first.

Jasper and I ran to town. I found the ring I wanted to give Bella; my baby momma.

The girls were back by the time we got there. I could barely wait to hug her. But she was acting as though she was in pain. I'm going to have to be gentler with her right now. I picked her up and carried to the chair out in front of the house.

"Bella are you hungry, thirsty; do you need a foot massage? Whatever your little heart desires, I will do."

"No I don't need any of those things but I could really use a smoke."

"Do you really think you should be smoking right now?"

Rosalie walked up and was toking; I don't think she ever stops anymore.

"Here Bella you can smoke this." I knocked it out her hand and put it out with my boot.

"What the fuck did you do that for? Oh never mind I have more. I will just go get it."

Rosalie stopped in her tracks before she ever got back to their house; about twenty huge muscled men were jogging by in only tight black shorts. I thought they looked kind of gay being dressed all the same way. She was completely fascinated with them.

"Oh holy fuck me. I don't know where they came from; but damn I want to go there."

Personally I didn't think they were all that hot. There really wasn't anything special about them. It was not until I walked over to where Rosalie was; then I saw why she was drooling. It was their packages that she was fascinated by. Some of them did seemed to be on the large side but we are vampires; they can't hold a candle to us.

She was gone in a flash and came back out wearing a white sports bra and tight hot pink shorts.

"Just where do you think you are going Rosalie? apparently Emmett didn't think they were hot either by the way he was eying Rosalie.

"Oh I thought I would go for a jog. You know to get some fresh air."

Alice came out dressed in hardly anything too.

"Alice why are you dressed in that?" Jasper made it unanimous; none of us thought they were all that.

"I thought I would go jogging with Rosalie; so I could keep her company."

Bella wasn't even really paying any attention to them. That brought a smile to my face. Half naked guys and she seemed to be off in her own little world. I would say it was our own little world she was thinking of right now.

Leah was off somewhere with Garrett. So we didn't have to worry about her either. But it was Emmett and Jasper; they were pissed off at Rosalie and Alice's behavior over those guys.

"I think it's time we teach thong boys a lesson; they are not so hot. Because you know this shit is only going to get worse as the summer goes on if we don't put a stop to it. Maybe our women need to be reminded about just how sexy their men are." I knew it was only going to cause more problems and trouble. Especially with Emmett being in charge of a plan and it could only mean it was going to end badly.

I tried to convince them that they were over reacting and just let the new wear off.

"Okay fine, let's see how you feel about it when Bella starts drooling over them too Peter."

"Bella didn't really pay attention while their dicks were swing as they jogged by."

BELLA POV

Peter had been so strange for the last couple of days. It could have something to do with this change thing he has been going through I guess. So I figured I would humor him when he was being like that.

Standing out on the balcony I saw him out mending the fence for the horses. Being shirtless; looks so damn hot on him. He was just moseying along, as he calls it. He was in no big hurry to do anything. It was breath taking to watching him; no other man could be as perfect as he is.

I was still having a little pain but nothing like it was. In a few more days I should be back to normal or at least I hope. I put on a denim skirt that was loose and a tank top and went outside to join the girls.

We took a walk and decided on what we were going to do to the guys first. Rosalie said by doing little things to them; they will think Leah has gotten her revenge and will never see the big one coming.

Rosalie had hired some of the guys next door to give us all riding lessons for the horses at the Ranch. She is going to piss off our guys and start a battle of the sexes. I could see it coming.

I tried to talk to her about it but she was in Rosalie sexy mode.

"Bella stop being a party pooper. They are just giving us riding lessons in tight jeans and they are going to be doing it shirtless, but that is all. So if you are not well enough to ride then sit back and enjoy the show. But stop pissing on my parade of hot guys. Besides our guys will be the ones receiving the benefits of it so I don't see how we are doing anything wrong."

The van pulled up and seven huge men that were hot, I will have to admit it they really were, got out and asked if we were ready to ride. They had on matching TWILIGHT MEN R HOT black t-shirts. The one with dark hair kind of reminded me of Emmett, except he had bronzed skin from being outside so much.

They took off there t-Shirts and gave us each one. Well except for Rosalie; she got three. Leah was watching them but said she was not going to ride either. So it was just Rosalie and Alice.

The three that were not giving the riding lessons came over and sat down with me and Leah. They kept trying to encourage us to get on a horse. But there was no way in hell that I was going to do that.

Leah had them being her bitch boys. They were waiting on her hand and foot.

"Bella this is better than any riding lesson could ever be. Now if I could just teach Garrett how to do this, I would have it made. He is not really on the care giving side in case you have not noticed. I think it's because he doesn't know how to."

That made sense. Peter had told me Garrett really never had a constant relationship.

One of the guys was walking around the ranch taking pictures. He said it was a passion of his and he has always wanted to be a photographer; open up his own studio.

He introduced himself as The Fireman; because he puts out the flames he creates. But his real name was Dave.

"Why don't you do that instead of being a dancer?"

"Because I make a lot of money dancing. I figure when I get older I can pursue my real dream then. Besides once you get past a certain age you cannot be a dancer any longer. I always setup a dark room where we go so I can take all the pictures I can."

I was flipping through the pictures he had on his camera. There was one of Peter; his back was to Dave when he took the picture. Peter had his arms up on the fence and all of his muscles were showing from not having his shirt on; it made me hot just looking at it. It was a great side profile shot, showing part of his beautiful face. I loved the cowboy look Peter had going on; his hat just made him even sexier.

"Dave will you take a walk with me?"

"Sure Bella."

"Will you blow this picture up for me? I want to surprise Peter with it. Can you do one in black and white then one in color so I can choose which one I want? I will pay you for doing it."

"I would love to. It will take me a day or two. I love doing this and you don't have to give me any money. Your friend paid us a lot of money to teach you how to ride and I haven't done anything. I should give her the money back."

When we got back; Dave did try to give Rosalie her money back but she would not take it. She told him I would still need those lessons and she would see them all tomorrow. Rosalie has definitely become a TWILIGHT FAN. She was reading their show brochure and of course now she LOVEs READING TWILIGHT.

We were going to have a girl's night out to go see their show. They even invited us all over to their house for a barbeque.

When I went inside the house Peter had showered and was getting dressed.

"Bella where did you go with that guy?"

"Um... I... I wasn't in the mood to ride horses so Dave and I went for a walk." I also hit him with our girls night out.

Peter was walking out the door and I asked him where he was going.

"I have to go talk to Emmett about our neighbors. I love you and I will be back in a little while."

PETER POV

Emmett, Jasper, Garrett were all outside waiting for me to get there. Emmett had a huge smile on his face.

"So Peter, did Bella enjoy her little walk with the hot guy? I am sure you are just over reacting." I knew he would wanted to shove it down my throat.

It was easier to agree with Emmett than argue with him. I really didn't like Bella just going off with that Dave guy.

Emmett told us his first plan and Jasper smacked the back of his head.

"Emmett do you ever listen to the fucked up shit that comes out of your own mouth? We cannot do that to them; we would kill them."

"No man I try to never listen to myself. Besides Rosalie always tells me if what I say is fucked up. Okay we will not do that to them so how about this?"

We all agreed that tomorrow night at the barbeque; operation thong would be in progress. Yeah I let Emmett name this one too.

Waiting outside the house until the little boys went for their daily jog; Emmett gave us all walkie talkies so we could communicate. Why the hell we needed these I have no clue because we can hear each other with a whisper.

Emmett was already starting to get on my nerves.

"This is Mama Bird; are my Baby Birds in position, over?"

Jasper told me to just humor him so we could get this the fuck over with. So I did.

"Yes."

"Yes what, over?"

"Yes Mama Bird we are in fucken position."

"You forgot to say over, over."

"I am going to kick your ass over and over. Now let's get on with it."

"And?"

"You are an asshole Emmett, over."

"Okay now we can get on with it."

"Oh and, over."

Emmett had overheard them telling Rosalie they would give our girls a preview tonight of their show. We would like to see them perform after what we just did to them.

(****)

Now I was really starting to have a dislike for that Dave guy. Since we got here all he had done is monopolize Bella's time. For some reason she really seemed to be enjoying his company too.

Jasper must have sensed what I was feeling "Will you stop worrying about Bella and Dave. She loves you. I understand being jealous over their looks. Hell I am even jealous of the way Alice looks at them."

"I am not jealous over his looks. He is a human man. He can give her a normal life I can't."

What if the baby is all human? Will she want to be with a normal human man then?

It was time for the show to begin. The girls of course all took their seats in the front row. We stood back snickering and waiting to see how good they could dance with itching powder being in their little performance panties.

When the guys came out they started dancing fine but then they were scratching themselves and screaming their balls were on fire. Yeah those guys really know how to put on a good show. Who would want to go see a repeat performance of that shit?

But what happened next made all of our eyes pop out of our heads. Rosalie went running into the house and came out with gallons of milk. Handing one to each of our girls.

"Girls the milk will stop the burning. Get their G-strings off of them and pour milk all over their cocks. Rub it in if you have too; the faster you do it the better."

After we all beat the shit out of Emmett and I swore to myself that I would never listen to him again; I went back to the house.

I was watching Bella sleep wondering why she still has not said anything to me about the baby yet. She was already moving around so I might have shook her to make sure she was awake.

"Bella is there anything you want to tell me? Or is there something we need to talk about?"

She acted as though she was clueless. I even kept dropping little hints and she still wouldn't tell me.

After I let Bella go back to sleep Jasper and I went to try this veggie hunting shit again and he promised this time it would be the right way.

Jasper and I smelled Leah and heard her crying. We ran to find her. She was sitting on the ground crying her eyes out.

"What's wrong?"

"Peter you did not get Bella pregnant; it's Garrett's baby. I am sorry, I should have told you yesterday when I overheard you and Jasper talking about it but I didn't know what to say."

"Garrett has been fucken around with Bella. I will kill that son of bitch."

"No you fucking moron. Garrett knocked me up. I used your bathroom to take the test so Garrett wouldn't know. Garrett was calling my name and was looking for me before the results were done so I came back later and got it. God for being a vampire you sure are a dumb ass."

Bella and I were not going to have a baby and I was heart broken. How could I even think I would make a child a good dad? That is why Bella had no idea what the hell I was talking about. Leah is right I am a dumb ass.

Leah went back to crying and Jasper was trying to calm her down. But I didn't understand why she was upset. She should be happy and thrilled. I asked Leah why she was not happy.

"I'm scared this baby will come out all fucked up. What the hell will it be? What if Garrett doesn't want it? I don't even know how to take care of a baby. I killed my chia pet because I forgot to water it."

"You have to tell Garrett. If anything stupid comes out of his mouth; I will kick his ass for you. You are not in this alone. We will all be there for you no matter what."

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