A/N - Thank you to HaruHaruxLove, Whyna Katran, Take-Me-Away-Now, and UltimateDoctorWhoFanGirl for reviewing!

MAY WANT TO READ: I've decided that, once I reach one hundred reviews, I'm going to put up a poll with different plots for a (separate from this story) one-shot with the Doctor and Emma. Whichever one gets the most votes will be written! I just hope you guys will want to vote?

Also, I was going to make you guys wait for another kiss, but I just couldn't do it.

Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.

"There's an arrow sticking out of your arse!"

"What?" The Doctor started spinning around, going faster and faster until he caught sight of said arrow. "Oh, didn't even realize that got in there." He chuckled. "Going down now." He started to fall forward and Emma tried to catch him around the shoulders, but she ended up slamming to her knees with him slumped against her chest.

"Doctor, stay with me." She propped him up, slapping his face lightly. "It's not even that bad. Come on, look at me, you idiot."

His eyes popped open. "Not an idiot. When a man has an arrow in his backside, you shouldn't call him an idiot. It's impolite."

"You're not a man, you're a Time Lord."

"A male Time Lord. Oi, what are you doing?" He looked down to see that her hand had snaked around his right side and was wrapped around the arrow. "Don't take it out!"

"I have to!"

"No, you don't have to. I can live with it."

"You can live with it?" She scoffed. "You'll most likely get an infection, and you'll never be able to sit down."

"Good! I don't even like sitting down. Sitting down is boring, not fun at all." His eyes were beginning to drift closed again.

"It's going to hurt worse if I leave it in."

"No, it's not."

"Yes, it is."

"No."

"Yes."

"N-"

Emma cut him off with a hard kiss. He let out some strangled noise and tried to push her away, but she wasn't having it, moving one hand to pull on his hair. Just when he decided to give into the kiss, she pulled back. "What was that for?"

"I needed to distract you." She held the arrow in front of his face.

"You...oh." He proceeded to pass out on top of her.

"He's saved the world hundreds of times, but he can't handle a flesh wound."