A.N- I don't own Hetalia or Pokemon. As alway, thanks for reading, please tell me what to think, and I'll try to update again soon.


I was now ready to face the gym leader. As I walked into the gym, my heart pounded with excitement and anticipation. I turned around and saw that Greece was fast asleep. "Come on Greece! Wake up!" I said loudly as I shook Greece. Chibitalia tugged at my dress. "Miss, do you by any chance serve any pasta?" it asked. I sighed in annoyance. Chibitalia asked that every five minutes. "No I do not!" Chibitalia tugged again. "Can you find Miss. Hungary? They're here!" I turned around to see three figures.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all people within our nations!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to territories beyond!"

"Antonio!"

"Gilbert!"

"Team Bad Touch Trio coming to invade your vital regions!"

"Surrender now or face our legions!"

"Ohonhonhon~ Francis, that's right!"

Oh no, it is the notorious Bad Touch Trio. They are a criminal organization which invades vital regions and steals hetamon. What makes it worse is that their member called "Antonio" was confirmed to have an unhealthy obsession with all hetamons that are Italian! Chibitalia is in danger. "Bad Touch Trio, I challenge you to battle!" I shouted. They laughed and told me I would have to face them one at a time in three double battles. Thankfully, the gym leader agreed to fight with me.

*battle scene*

Bad Touch Trio's Francis would like to battle

Francis sent out France and Child!Canada

Leader Rock sent out Austria

Go, Chibitalia!

France used rose throw

Austria used piano

France fell asleep

Child!Canada used maple shield

Child!Canada's defence rose

Chibitalia used paint

France is fast asleep

Austria used rant

Child!Canada refuses to fight and runs away

Chibitalia used paint

France woke up

France used flirt

Not very effective

Austria used rant

Chibitalia used paint

France stole the painting for a museum

France used rose throw

Austria used cheap tacky patched-up clothing

It's super effective

France fainted

*end battle scene*

*battle scene*

Bad Touch Trio's Antonio would like to battle

Antonio sent out Spain and Chibiromano

Leader Rock sent out Turkey

I chose you, Greece

Greece is not asleep due to presence of a Turkey

Greece disobeyed you and attacked Turkey instead of the opponents hetamon

Greece used cat scratch

Turkey disobeyed Rock and attacked Greece instead of the opponents hetamon

Turkey used masked assault

Spain used tomato attack

Chibiromano used tomato attack

Turkey noticed chibiromano

Turkey used conquer

Spain used charging bull

It's super effective

Turkey gave up and attacked Greece

Turkey used visit Japan

Greece became enraged

Greece used visit Japan

Turkey became enraged

Turkey used walls of Troy

It's super effective

Greece uses Trojan Horse

It's super effective

Turkey and Greece both fainted

Spain used Italian Obsession

Spain stole Chibitalia

*end battle scene*

I sighed in frustration before shouting out in anger. "How dare they steal Chibitalia! Who the hell do they think they are? Come on Rock, we have to go hunt them down! I'm gonna get my hetamon back if it is the last thing I do!"

Rock grabbed my shoulders. "Calm down! We need to think things through. First off, it was probably not smart to try getting a Greece and a Turkey to work together. Second, we are going to rescue Chibitalia, I promise you. Can you look in your hetadex to see what we are up against?" I nodded my head and took out my hetadex to learn about the hetamon we faced with the Bad Touch Trio, along with Rock's hetamon.

*hetadex data*

France, the perverted hetamon. This grass type hetamon is highly romantic, to the point of being perverted. They are known to constantly fight with Englands, another hetamon. They demand to live elegant and glamorous lives and hate anything ugly, tacky, or plain. Although not the weakest hetamon in the world, they are still very weak in battle, so their main strategy is to profit from the sidelines. This hetamon does not evolve.

Child!Canada, the calm hetamon. This grass and ice type hetamon is not weak, but they are calm and peaceful children and will often refuse to fight. They are the sibling of Child!Americas and the two species of hetamon are often fought over in long battles between Frances and Englands. Due to their calm and quiet nature, they are becoming less noticeable, especially in comparison to Child!Americas. Child!Canada is a basic hetamon and the pre-evolved form of Canada.

Spain, the tomato hetamon. Spains are cheerful and easygoing hetamon which love tomatoes and are confirmed to have an obsession with any Italian hetamon. They are usually seen with a Chibiromano and will suddenly go from being cheerful and easygoing to being a scary and powerful if a Chibiromano is threatened. They usually fight using tomatoes, axes, or bulls. This hetamon does not evolve

Chibiromano, the lazy kid hetamon. Chibiromanos are typically seen with Spains, whom they call "Boss Spain". They work for Spains as underlings but are so lazy that they are useless as workers. Despite the fact that all they do is sleep, eat tomatoes, and complain, Spains adore them and are highly protective of them. They usually battle by throwing tomatoes or offending their opponent. This is the pre-evolved form of Romano.

Austria, the musical hetamon. This normal type hetamon are very much strict young master or mistress individuals. They have a fondness for hetamon known as Hungarys and view hetamon known as Prussias as annoying nuisances. They are much more artistically inclined than they are battle inclined, but this doesn't make them weak. The are masters of making music, which can be used to lull opponents to sleep, which makes them great in double battles. They do not evolve.

Turkey, they masked hetamon. Also known as Ottoman Empires, this dark and fighting type has a love of conquering territories. They will sometimes get in fights with Spains while trying to conquer Chibiromanos, but their main opponent are Greeces. They cannot be in the presence of a Greece without fighting it unless there is catchy, upbeat music, which will cause both it and Greece to start dancing. This hetamon always wears a mask and specializes in sneak attacks. Turkey does not evolve

*end hetadex data*

And with that, Rock and I set out to defeat the Bad Touch Trio.