A/N - So close to 100 reviews, ugh! I'm excited. Thank you to Whyna Katran, MayFairy, 11Dr. Luv, ameliority, rainbowcheeselol, and Guest for helping me (and you guys, since I'll be writing you a one-shot that will be voted for!) get so close :D

Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.

"Pst! Pst!"

Emma spun around to shine her flashlight in the direction where the noise was coming from, the beam of light showing her the Doctor. "Oi, no need to blind me!" His hand went over his eyes.

"Ooh, sorry." She grimaced, lowering the flashlight a bit. "You startled me! I've been looking all over for you, you know, yet here you are. Hiding in the basement, naked." She paused. "Good Lord, you're naked! Why are you-"

"Quiet! Look, I sort of got caught in a machine that tore my jacket off. Then I may of stumbled into another that tore my trousers to shreds. And then my bow tie..." He held up some scraps of red fabric before letting them fall to the floor. "But we need to be quiet, because that thing is still lurking around here. Now!" He slapped his hands together, stepping from behind the boxes that were previously hiding his lower half from her. "I need some clothes."

"Oh." She blinked as she let the light trail over his body, stopping right above his waist. "Wait! No, no, stop it." She was tempted to hit herself in the head, but decided against it. "Sorry to inform you, Doctor, but I don't have any clothes that would fit you." A blush was heating up her face and she was glad he couldn't see. Of course, the lights flickered on just then, letting them both see each other clearly.

He smirked. "What are you blushing for? Just...give me your jacket and I'll tie the sleeves around my waist, so I can cover my-"

"No! Don't finish that! My jacket will not be touching your...area."

"I don't see why you're so embarrassed! It's just a body."

"I don't see why you're not embarrassed! I mean, your face is as red as a tomato when anyone flirts with you, but you'd gladly walk around naked in front of a stranger if the situation arose! Honestly, how are you fine with people seeing your," trying to avert her eyes, she made a gesture in his general direction. "thing!"

"You could always turn your back and close your eyes, but you're not doing either."

"...you know, my life wasn't this much of an awkward mess before I met you."

A/N - I hope I didn't destroy your innocence with that one. I hope Emma didn't seem out of character, reacting the way she did to the Doctor being naked.