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"I don't want to pretend to be your wife!"
"It's a bit too late. We've been getting special treatment all day because they assumed we're married. Do you think they'll be happy if they think we've been lying to them?"
"Can't we just explain that we had no idea they thought we were married?"
"They won't listen and they'll throw us in jail."
Emma sighed. "Fine. Let's go." She grabbed his hand and practically dragged him out of their hotel room.
"Oi, we're newlyweds! You don't start pulling me around until at least a year into our marriage!" He pulled his hand out of her grasp and grabbed her arm, wrapping it around his waist while his arm went around her shoulders. "See? It almost looks like we're in love." By the time she stopped glaring at him, they were in the elevator with a few aliens.
"Doctor," she whispered. "why are they staring at us?" Apparently she wasn't quiet enough as one of them stepped forward.
"You are a truly beautiful couple." She said shyly. "You compliment each other well. Would you - could you show me how humans kiss?" The others nodded their heads in agreement.
"Um..." Emma pulled away from the Doctor, looking up at him. "Sure." She saw his eyes widen and she leaned up until their lips were inches apart. "Why are you so nervous, darling?" She tugged on his bow tie. "We've actually done this before." With that, she kissed him. His arms didn't even flail this time. When they pulled apart, the group of aliens were staring at them in shock. The one who had asked them to kiss slapped another one on the arm.
"Why don't you ever grab my bum, Harry?"
"What?" Emma shrieked, looking back to see that one of the Doctor's hands was gripping her butt. "Doctor!"
He gave her a sheepish grin when she turned back to scowl at him. "Never done that before."