Just a heads up there is some swear words Oh and apparently the formating hates me.
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Wally and Robin were giggling. Robin quickly shushed his friend as they spotted Thor, Conner and Clint walking into the kitchen.
"What the!" Clint yelled cutting himself off. Thor and Conner stared in confusion. The entire kitchen was painted. The walls, floor and ceiling were painted in bright shiny chrome. All of the counters, tables and chairs were an olive green while all of the appliances were now a hot pink. The trio stared at the sight unable to look away.
"What happened?" Agent Hill asked as she walked over.
"I don't know." Clint answered. Hill frowned at the archer.
"…We should speak to Fury about this." She turned and walked out. Thor and Clint shared a look before following.
Phil was walking down the hall when someone bumped into him. He looked up to see Iron Man.
"Oh hello Stark." He greeted. Iron man didn't respond and just continued past.
"Well then." Phil mumbled irritated.
Wally and Robin stared at the small screen they had in the air vents. Robin held the controller.
"Do you see anything yet?" Robin asked quietly.
"No not- over there!" Wally whisper yelled pointing to the corner of the screen.
"Sweet!" whispered Robin. The two of them grinned.
Thor stopped and handed Conner to Clint.
"I must retrieve Mjölnir." With that he left the agent with the small child. Clint and Conner stared at each other not sure what to do.
"Umm…" Clint said and then Conner burst out crying. Clint sighed and held Conner hopping the god would be back soon.
Thor opened the door and stared in horror at the sight of his beloved hammer.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS ATROCITY!?" shouted the god of thunder. He grabbed his now neon hammer. The Hammer it's self was a bright yellow with the engravings being neon pink while the handle was neon green. Thor stomped back to where Clint finally calmed down Conner. He stormed past the two. Clint looked and spotted the god's weapon and had to hold back a snicker. He really didn't want to get on Thor's bad side when he was angry. Adjusting his grip on the young boy he followed the rage filled god.
Phil was minding his own business when it happened. Out of nowhere he felt something hit his back. Whatever it was broke and he felt a chill. He turned around just to get pelted a few more times. One hit him on his head. Broken water balloons littered the ground around the sopping wet man. He whipped the water from his face.
"Stark!" he yelled angrily as he saw Iron man standing there with a few more water balloons. In response to the shouting Iron man lifted his arm.
"Don't you dare." Iron man ignored him and raised his arm higher.
"I'M WARNING YOU STARK IF YOU THROW THAT-!" Iron man through it hitting him square in the chest then quickly threw the others then ran off.
Natasha and Artemis were trying to find Fury. Natasha stopped and listened.
"What?" questioned Artemis. Natasha raised her hand and tilted her head. After a few moments she responded.
"Nothing, I just thought I heard something." Suddenly they were assaulted from behind. Turning around while the firing didn't stop they saw iron man with a paint ball gun. The girls looked down at their now red splattered suits.
"STARK!" Shouted Natasha in rage. Artemis looked like she was about to rip him to shreds. In response to the double glare he shot them a few more times then ran as the girls followed. Both were too focused on catching Iron man to notice the laughing from the vents. Natasha and Artemis growled in anger as they lost sight of the metal man as he rounded a corner. By the time they got there he was gone.
Bruce and Tony were walking with Steve as he carried Kaldur.
"So we're still trying to isolate the possible compounds that could have caused this reaction. Once we determine the type we can figure out which it was."
"There's more than one?" Steve asked.
"Well duh, there's molecular, Ionic, inorganic, organic, binary..." Tony trailed off.
"What he means is that it will take a bit of time to figure it out." Bruce interrupted saving the confused soldier. Before Steve could respond there were three equally outraged screams.
"STARK!" The trio stopped. Phil came down one hall soaked to the bone while Artemis and Natasha came from another. Their outfits having orange and purple added to it.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" questioned Steve asked.
"Stark!" Barked Natasha in anger.
"What? I Didn't-"
"Who has ruined Mjölnir?" growled Thor as he walked in. The shouting and arguing grew.
"Whoa, whoa! Everyone calm down and let's discuss this like civil people." Steve yelled.
"Coulson?"
"He hit me with several water balloons."
"Now, ladies?" he turned to the fuming girls.
"That little shit snuck up on us with a PAINT BALL GUN!" shrieked Artemis. Tony was about to argue before Steve silenced him.
"He snuck up on you?" Clint questioned. Natasha glared at him.
"What? Doesn't it seem odd that he would ever be quiet enough to do that?"
"Now that you mention it…" Natasha trailed off.
"Hey!" Tony protested.
"Oh just shut up." Snapped Artemis.
"So that means someone else is controlling the suit." Coulson spoke up.
"We need to find MY suit!" Shouted Tony taking off running.
"Well I guess we'll split up to find it. Meet in the main area in half an hour." Steve ordered.
"What's going on?" Megan asked appearing threw a wall.
"We're looking for my suit!" Tony yelled running the other way.
"What is he doing?" Artemis asked. Natasha shrugged.
"Oh. I know where it is." Megan called, "I saw it in the control area of the ship." Everyone quickly headed towards that area. When they got there they found the suit lying outside. Tony rushed over and opened it.
"Empty." With a sigh of frustration he had JARVIS send it back to the hold. Thor continued through the door but everyone stared in shock as music started playing.
"Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady"
"What is this?" shouted Thor. Tony and Clint had busted out laughing.
"O-Oh man!" Laughed Clint. Tony grinned and whipped a pretend tear from his eye.
"Man I needed that. Hey I wonder if there's a different song for each of us?" He asked.
"Is it just me or does Stark seem a little ADHD today?" Artemis questioned. Natasha snorted.
"He probably just had to much caffeine again."
"Okay let's see… Capcicle!" Steve frowned at Tony but decided not to argue with the slightly out of it man. With a deep breath and after adjusting Kaldur he walked through.
"Captain America is that you
Flying down the highway
In your red white and blue
You remind me of the days
In that infamous war
When we weren't quite sure
What we were fighting for
I see you again and it makes me think
About just who I am
Is there someone in charge
Who can lead the way tonight
Who knows the plan
Where there's love
There is grace
There's still hope left in this place
And the smile on your face
Gives me faith in the human race
Captain America what do you see
Millions of your brothers say they'll fight to be free
Who could have known you would be the chosen one
To kick start our dreams
The cycle of life goes around and round again
Tell me what does it mean
Can it be true
Where there's love
There is grace
And there's hope left in this place
And the smile on your face
Gives me faith in the human
If we could trade all of our tomorrows
For the best of our yesterdays
Erase all the pain and the sorrow
Would there have to be a high price to pay
Hey Hey
We run for our lives
And we're searching for shelter now
From the coming storm
Are you the man who can lead us once again
So come on, suit up, let's go
Where there's love
There is grace
And there's hope left in this place
And the smile on your face
There's not a damn thing we can't face
Where there's love
There is grace
And there's hope left in this place
And the smile on your face
Gives me faith in the human
Faith in the human race
Yeah, I got faith"
Steve blinked in shock.
"They actually have songs about me?"
"Duh, did you not listen to the lyrics?" Tony spoke.
"You're a hero and a legend, so yeah people made songs about you." Phil said with a smile.
"Hmmm… Blondie you go." Artemis glared at him. Tony in response rolled his eyes and said,
"Fine, Artemis, your turn." Artemis walked through and nothing happened. Megan floated through as well and received similar results.
"So no one on your team gets a song, guess you're not special." Tony shrugged He turned to Phil. Sighing he walked through but nothing happened.
"Aw, too bad. Your turn Brucie Boy." Tony decided pushing the man towards the door.
"No need to push." Bruce said and walked through.
"Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days, it's just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on TV
It's just one of those day, it's just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
It's just one of those days, gonna be one of those days."
Bruce chuckled.
"That pretty much sums up this week." Another song playing cut anything else off.
"First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on."
Tony laughed with the others. Bruce chuckled going along with it. After Tony sobered up then mocked bowed.
"After you." Natasha rolled her eyes at him and walked through.
"She keeps Moet et Chandon
In a pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris
for cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime ."
"How fitting." Clint said as Natasha smirked a little. Clint then walked through but nothing happened.
"That was lucky." he mumbled quietly.
"Your turn Stark." She called back. Tony stood straight and walked through.
"I'm bringing sexy back (yeah)
Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
I think you're special, what's behind your back? (yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. (yeah)
Take 'em to the bridge
Dirty babe (uh-huh)
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave (uh–huh)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave (uh–huh)
It's just that no one makes me feel this way (uh-huh)
Take 'em to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it"
Tony smirked.
"Oh great like he didn't have a big enough ego." Clint groaned while the others silently agreed.
"Aw don't be hating. Just because I'm amazing," Tony said.
"They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men..."
Everyone looked and snickered quietly when they saw that Tony was still standing in the door.
"I am not crazy!" Tony growled angrily.
"Weellllll…" Artemis and Clint trailed off at the same time.
"May want to get out of the door way before we hear what else the person thinks of you." Steve suggested with laughter in his voice. Tony sulked as he got out of the doorway. The group stood there calming down when the door opened. Suddenly the Imperial March started playing. Everyone turned and watched as Furry walked through. They tried not to laugh, but they couldn't stop. Tony, Thor and Artemis burst out laughing while Clint and Natasha snickered. Steve and Megan quietly laughed to themselves. Furry's glare got them to sober up but some (Tony) still had a huge grin. Clint was the first to ask the question that most were thinking.
"Where are the boys?"
"They have run off."
"You lost them?" Steve asked in horror.
"There are two little kids running around the ship?" Natasha yelled. Artemis groaned.
"What?" Furry asked.
"We know why all this stuff has been going on." She spoke.
"Wally and Robin love pulling pranks so them being little…" Megan started
"They probably don't know where to draw the line." Finished Artemis. Just as Furry was about to speak the all the lights shut off.
"Sir! Lights are down in the entire ship." Reported Phil.
"All engines are up and running all systems are fine but we cannot turn on the lights." Reported agent Hill. An eerie laughter ran through the entire room, causing several people to shutter.
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First thanks to all the little gremlins that gave me a prank, if it's not in this chapter it will be in the next:
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Second: So longest chapter I've done. I was determined to post a new chapter so I did this instead of doing my homework. (About two months behind and in two weeks are finals, fun.) So until I catch up with my work I probably won't post more. Did you know it's possible to fail band? I had really wanted to have this posted on New Year's Eve, HAPPY NEW YEAR by the way, but it turned out longer than I thought.
Third: Here are the songs and the artist:
Dude looks like a lady by Areosmith
Captain America by Styx
One of Those Days by Weird Al
White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Killer Queen by Queen
Bringing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
Going to take me away by Dr. Demento
Imperial March is Star Wars