Mission Mistletoe
Mistletoe
Summary: Sam, Charlie and Kevin are over Dean and Cass walking around on eggshells so they bobbytrap the bunker. So what if it's out of season at least the angel already knows what to do.

Authors Note: I am kinda not sorry, figure I'm not a Christmas type of person so best you will probably ever get. Probably the most fluffy story so far….enjoy

Charlie couldn't tell you what day was the final day, the straw that broke the camel's back so to say. It had been a long week for everyone and between Kevin, Charlie and Sam they couldn't take the unresolved sexual tension anymore. Cas had arrived at the bunker two days before Charlie and the boys had looked ready to pull their hair out when they skyped her demanding she get her ass in gear. She had been in a rush assuming that someone was dying, it was just two confused little boys.

"I don't get what the big problem is." Charlie stated as Sam twisted uncomfortably in his seat, she knew he was thinking of how to put it into words and she pushed on. "It's a matter of three things, does Dean like his own cock, does he like Cass's cock, and would he like said cock somewhere near him."

"I don't think it's that simple."

"It really is."

"Nothing with Dean is that simple, " Kevin advised the redhead and the lesbian sighed softly and flopped back into the wide chair. The two in question had made a store run, picking up food for the next week which left the other three with time to plan.

"We could cast a spel-"

"Nope!" Sam vetoed before she could finish, she frowned.

"Talk-"

"Nope." Kevin this time, "one is an Angel you don't think he's well aware of all the facts." Charlie hated that the geek had a point and was silent for a moment before pulling out her phone.

"The great and glorious google god will provide us the answer." She rapidly type something into her phone then snorted and handed it over to Sam who snorted then handed it to Kevin.

"That might work."

The trio had a few hours to put their plan into play and set about making sure the plan would go off without a hitch. Thankfully it was a human custom that the Angel knew, Dean had told him it was only hugs but after wondering last year Sam had set him straight so he knew it really was a kiss you offered the other.

They set up in the living room and they heard the doors open and the two men made their way in arms loaded down as they walked carefully towards the kitchen. "Feel free to help out." Dean called as they disappeared into the kitchen, at the moment the food could wait and the three raced to the doorway to watch. Neither man seemed to notice the mistletoe that was hung over their heads as they sorted and put everything away.

The trio ran for the door when they started to run out of supplies, they were heading back in with the rest of the food when Dean and Castiel made their way back into the living room.

"Have fun, we're going to go down to the firing range." The trio nodded and watched as they realised their plan had failed and they were stick with the tension until another plan could be unfolded.

"Next plan?" Kevin asked seeing Sam's thoughts and Charlie wrinkled her nose. She wasn't so sure everything was on the up and up.

"You guys take care of the food?" she asked and with the nods as confirmations she trailed after the two other men they had headed to the gun range as promised but they weren't firing off weapons. Charlie already felt like she was a peeping tom when she catches them directly to the left of the doorway, Castiel pressing Dean into the wall and over Dean's head was a piece of mistletoe. She covered her mouth with her hand to stop the gasp from giving her away.

Dean was blushing and saying that it was only for in season, Castiel of course disagreed. Charlie bit her lip as she watched knowing she should leave but this was her plan. If it was anyone else she would totally publish it, Dean had enough of that in his life already. Then it was happening, their first kiss. The kiss, sweet and a peck at the start then a rush. Both men holding the other tight and Charlie is smiling widely as she walks back upstairs.

The food is all packed away and the boys have returned t the living room, she can't wipe the grin off her face as she took her normal seat between the two of them.

"Mission accomplished."

"Called it." Kevin remarked grabbing the remote from Sam in victory. "Smithsonian channel here we come."

END