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I'm Sorry if this chapter doesn't make any sense but i was running out of ideas so i started to add random stuff

Mostly Hanji who doesn't make any sense... But Hanji never makes any sense so it doesn't matter :) neither do i :)

"Everything looks good… It's time to go back now." Said the squad leader of the right flank as they met up with us...

"Yeah good enough for a titan to devour every one right now," I said fairly amused by the look on the soldier's face.

"… Dylan you send the flare," Said Levi with an unamused look on his face.

Bang! I shot the flare for to show that our expedition was done. We headed back to the wall, but just a few miles away from the wall we met an abnormal… Eren jumped up with killing intent in his eyes as he impulsively rushed towards the titan, confident he could kill it… He was wrong the titan took a swing at him, Eren tried to dodge… "He's not gonna make it!" I yelled as I jumped up and pushed Eren away from the titan. The titan grabbed me, darn it why did I do that I thought I had stopped caring about who died and didn't I thought as I looked down at the group. What I saw was shock on their faces well I guess there's no helping it after all that was the very first time I was desperate for something in front of them…

Sigh I always wished that if I could die I would be more than willing I thought as the titan brought me up to its mouth… But the titan did something complete different from what I expected… it licked me "EWWW, why are you licking that so gross" his spit smelt like rotting bodies and blood…

"What the heck if your gonna take your time eating him why not, not eat him at all!" yelled Oluo

SPLAT! Levi cut out the titans' nape. I began to fall… But unfortunately for me LEVI caught me before the titan hit the ground. Great another failed attempt…

"Quit causing trouble for other people," said Levi with an expression that showed that he wanted to murder me for no reason.

"More importantly Dylan how come the titan just licked you and didn't eat you?!" asked Hanji in her obnoxiously loud voice. "Could I run experiments your body?"

"… I don't know, and could you not run experiments on my body." I replied

1 HOUR LATER

"Dylan thank you for helping me." Said Eren

"Hmph I should have just left you"

Eren looked at me uncomfortably. "You two stop it, we're almost at the wall" said Erwin. Finally back in the walls now I can clean all this titan spit off of my. Until I was directed by how the "happy" atmosphere in the area. "… Look everyone's there…no injuries, looks like a success." Damn these people are annoying I thought as I looked down at the ungrateful civilians…

BACK IN HQ

"… congratulations to you Dylan, you have been proven innocent" said Erwin to me

"… Could I go take a shower now?" I asked as I stood in his office, Levi at the side looking very annoyed

"Just because you were 'proven' innocent doesn't mean we trust you" said Levi.

"… Levi all I asked was if I could go wash up, it's pretty gross to have so filth's saliva all over you. Or could it be you want to get covered too?" I retorted as I walked towards him ready to wipe titan spit all over him.

Levi scowled and backed away from me.

"You are dismissed," said Erwin trying to prevent any conflicts inside his office.

"Thank you very much Sir!" I said as I saluted and left.

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