Tony flew with the boys actually being quite. As they neared the tower Tony groaned when he remembered that Pepper would be home. Then a grin lit up his face.
"So boys… how do you feel about messing with one more person?" The boys shared a look before matching grins appeared.
"We're listening."
Pepper was sitting on the sofa when the door opened.
"Hey Tony." She started when she stood and turned to the door. All she could do was stare as Tony walked in with tow little boys. He held the hand of a small red haired boy while he carried the small boy with black hair.
"Hi Pep."
"Tony who are they?" Pepper slowly asked.
"Meet our love children." Pepper just stared.
"Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't that be a bit difficult?" A voice asked.
"Rhodey!" Tony greeted happily.
"You didn't." whispered Pepper as she sat on the sofa, "You gave that crazy man our DNA for that cloning experiment." Tony wasn't sure what to say to that but luckily, or not, Wally spoke up.
"Are you our mommy? He didn't show us a picture."
"Your prettier than Mr. Daddy said." Robin added which earned Tony a glare.
"So what are your names?" Rhode asked looking at the two small boys.
"I'm Robin and he's Wally." The two adults gave Tony a strange look.
"Robin?" asked Rhode, Pepper was quickly panicking in her seat.
"Daddy thought Robin was a girl when he first met him."
"Better than acting like one." Robin shot back.
"Well you dress AND act like one." Wally said sticking out his tongue. Robin huffed and glared back.
"Well, I'm smarter than you."
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!" Tony shrunk back as Pepper glared at him.
"Oh yeah well what's quantum theory then?" Asked Wally in an annoying kid way.
"A theory of matter and energy based on the concept quanta." Robin shot back, " What's Einstein's theory of relativity?"
"Gezz could you have asked an easier question? E=mc2 or Energy= mass times the speed of light squared, duh. Try something harder math geek."
"Shut up, science nerd."
"Takes one to know one computer dork." Wally shot back. Robin scowled.
"It was this computer dork that hacked into the schools computer and got you out of detention and gave you early release, which I might add got me into a lot of trouble." Wally grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. Pepper and Rhode stared at the two bickering boys.
"Your kids all right" Rhode mumbled. Robin struggled out of Tony's grip and climbed onto his shoulders. Using Tony as a board he flipped off.
"Oh my god!" Yelled Pepper in shock and Rhode ran to catch the boy. Robin grabbed Rhode's outstretched arm and used it to launch himself higher. He grabbed a beam and grinned down.
"Attention whore." Wally yelled up. The three adults gaped.
"What have you been teaching them?" Rhode asked. Pepper fumed as she stood up and marched over to Tony.
"Anthony Stark! What have you been teaching these boys?" she shouted at him. Tony paled as he lifted his arms in defense.
"Now Pep."
"Don't you Pep me mister." She growled. Rhode was staring up at Robin as he dropped. Quickly holding his arms out he caught the small boy.
"…Why are you wearing sunglasses?" Robin just smiled and hugged the man. Wally snickered as Pepper chewed Tony out, not even letting Tony get a word in. Wally frowned when his stomach growled.
"Mr. Tony, as much fun as it is watching you get yelled at, I'm hungry."
"Miss Pots… Tony was lying." Robin added, getting the red head's attention, "We aren't his kids but he's stuck babysitting us because we got kicked off the base." Pepper's face turned a different shade of red.
"Well I was just stopping by to see if you could take care of them. You will thanks!" And with that Tony waved and ran off leaving the two adults with the two kids. Wally and Robin looked at the two adults before Wally went up to the still angry Pepper.
"Miss Pots…" Wally started hesitantly. Pepper looked down and her expression softened when she looked at the small boy. She crouched down so she was eye level.
"Yes Wally?"
"Can we have some lunch? We didn't get to eat and I'm really hungry." Pepper looked to Rhode.
"Think you can keep an eye on them while I make lunch?"
"Sure thing." Rhode answered.
"Anything I can help with?" Came a voice.
"Help Rhodey watch the kids okay?" Pepper requested as she left.
"Of course Miss Pots."
"Who're you?" Wally asked as he ran around looking everywhere, "Where are you?" Rhode stared with wide eyes and open mouth. He was going to have to talk to Tony and Pepper about this.
"Wallllllllly." Whined Robin in annoyance. "It's an A. I"
"An Artificial Intelligence?" Wally asked as he skidded to a stop.
"Correct young sirs, my name is Jarvis."
"Other wise known as Stark's butler." Rhodes spoke up. Wally looked to Robin and he frowned a little.
"Rob… are you okay?" he asked. Robin nodded.
"Just a little sleepy." Rhodes sat down and Wally clambered onto the couch next to him.
"So is Robin really your name?" Robin shook his head.
"I'm not supposed to tell people my real name. My daddy wouldn't be happy." Was all Robin said. He hopped out of Rhodes lap and tugged on Wally's sleeve. Wally got off and Rhodes watched as the two grabbed some paper and pencils. The two were pretty calm.
"Guess they wore themselves out earlier." Rhodes mumbled.
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A.N: I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update and I'm sorry this chapter isn't that great. There is so much things going on, my mom's been in jail (She might be coming home this weekend. Fun *sarcasm*) And I've been sick, which my dear grandma thought I was lying so I wasn't allowed on the computer at all. Well enough of that.
Okay so yeah not sure what to say really, I decided that they remember some bits of things from when they were older (Wally's vocab.) that's about all I can say, I had some medicine that's supposed to make me tired and I can feel myself loosing concentration, I can't believe I just spelled that right.
I just want to say quickly that someone mentioned how Robin couldn't hack pretty much anything or something like that. I do know that he can't hack everything, but if it isn't obvious I kind of hero worship Robin, well most of the Robin's anyway. I am trying to keep that sort of thing out of my story and keep it more, i don't know, real?
