Things were finally beginning to calm down again. At least, we hope that it did so in Klink's office as well - it had been suspiciously quiet from that corner for quite a while.
But, as it was, LeBeau soon came over with the results of the next category. Of course he had only eyes for Katie, so that's where the list ended up. And with her French admirer at her feet, Katie announced the winners in the category for the best quotes.
BEST QUOTES
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Gold:
"Are you always this infuriating?"
"Oh no, sir. Sometimes I'm asleep."
Said by: Klink and Hogan
Story: Let's Not Tell Anyone about This
Author: SamRosinenbomber
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Silver:
"Sir, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?"
"That's exactly what I'm thinking."
"Great. Would you care to inform the rest of us?"
Said by: Newkirk, Hogan and LeBeau
Story: Unsung Man, Unsung Hero
Author: Book'em Again
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Bronze:
"Friends are like balloons.
When they get too full of themselves, there's nothing like a successful prank to let out some air
and bring them back down to earth."
Said by: Carter
Story: Postscript to a Dear John Letter
Author: Book'em Again
and
"Got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, if you ask me."
"Well, Newkirk, I can't see how that's possible. The other side is the wall."
Said by: Newkirk and Carter
Story: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Author: Snooky-9093
and
It was 2355 on a winter night in Germany (for it was always winter, except when it was not).
Said by: narrator
Story: According to Plan
Author: Fortune Maiden
and
"You're out of regulation, Corporal. And out of fashion. Shave off those sideburns."
Said by: Hogan
Story: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Author: Snooky-9093
The winning quotes were greeted with cheers and laughter.
"We must be about through, aren't we?" Katie asked Baker as she stepped off the porch again.
But Baker shook his head. "Uh-uh. The most important category is still to come: the Best Story of the Year. I guess it's coming in right now on the radio."
At that moment, a huge shadow encrouched on Stalag 13...
Author's note: rullo di tamburi... tomorrow will be the finalissima, when *finally* the winners of the Best Story of 2014 will be announced. Make sure you don't miss the announcement!