Took a nap and over slept, but here's a new chapter! :D


FIRST DAY

"Wake up, you little piece of s***." Said Levi as he kicked me off my bed once again. "Let's go" he ordered. I got up and said "I haven't even changed yet, are you trying to make me go out in my PJ's?"

He smirked but didn't respond… I guess that's a yes. "Fine. I'll follow you"

I got up and followed Levi, who was already leaving my room. We arrived at the forest… "… Shoot this to go forward," Levi said as he showed me how. "… Like this?" I asked as I used the 3d maneuver gear exactly like hoe I've seen other soldiers do. Levi looked at me he tried to hide his astonishment, but failed to. (His eyes give away everything) … I guess he wasn't planning on teaching me how to use it correctly. Too bad Levi I made sure to observe other people after I got caught, so I don't need your guidance…

"…if you knew how to use it why didn't you tell us?" asked Erwin as he stepped out of the shadows.

"I didn't learn till yesterday, when I saw so soldiers practicing," I responded like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"… then our mission will commence tomorrow" He said

Yes! I don't have to have Levi as my teachers any more :) No more torture of having to listen to him…

"Tch"

"Is there something wrong Levi?" asked Erwin

"Yes the fact that HE will still be alive after this."

"o.O you know if you want to kill me the best way is to use this," I said as I pulled out a type of poison that only exists in the dimension I came from.

"? What's that? Asked Hanji as she appeared out of who-knows-where

"… Poison"

"What! Why do you have something like that?" Asked Erwin with a voice that was somewhat shaky.

"Why? Isn't obvious I collected this from random assassins back at home. Though personally I don't know where they got this…" I said as I put it away.

"…why are there people trying to kill you?" Asked Erwin

"Hmmm, because I existed? Or they just wanted to take me to their Master/ mistress so that we can get married…"

Erwin, Levi, and Hanji stared at me in shock

"…? It that not normal around here" I asked

"… didn't think anyone, other than titans would actually like you…" said Levi

O.o "they only like me cause I can make them filthy rich" I said in with much hatred in my voice.

"… before you said you were nothing but a peasant boy, and now you tell us that you're a rich noble? Is that right?" asked Erwin

"not Quite I said I COULD MAKE them rich, not that I was rich and they wanted money" I responded

"More importantly Erwin! we caught a titan 3 meters tall." Said Hanji excitedly, her eye were practically shining with the concept of experimenting on them.

"… looks like you don't have to do your mission anymore…" said Erwin

"so like I was saying I want to bring Dylan along with me today…" said Hanji

"Ok" said Levi and Erwin at the same time

"…Hanji-san could you please excuse me from this experiment?"

"Hmph scared?" asked Levi

"…very"

My response surprised them

"Who wouldn't be scared when a titan tries to have sex with you?"

"… You knew what it was doing." Asked Hanji in astonishment.

"Well yeah, it was saying that it was so I can only assume it was going to do what it said" I said while shivering at the memory. "One thing I can tell you is that I have Zero percent interest in getting married to a titan. So don't even think about putting me in the same room with some random creature like a titan."

I began to walk away leaving the three to think about what I had just said to them.


Hi yeah i didn't want to make my OC have to put up with Levi's sadistic personality for more than a day. Well they'll come to like each other more later but for now they don't like each other very much...