How Bud pees
Bud hates sitting down to pee. He wants to ask his mom to give him a stole to stand on. He hates sitting down to pee at home. He wants to stand like his dad and brother. He is now using the bathroom at school. Standing up of course.
"Love standing to pee," said Bud, "Wish i could at home."
He pulled up his pants and underwear. Washed his hands and went back to color. And talking to DW and Emily. About how they pee. And how others. Just to themselves not the others. DW sure knows how boys pee. She saw one once.
"I saw a boy pee standing up," said DW, "My brother Arthur. I saw his Penis."
"I also have one," said Bud, "I pee out of it."
"All boys do," said DW, "As far as i know."
"I also heard that," said Emily, "So you can stand to pee. Me and DW has to sit to pee."
"I will ask mom if i can pee standing at home," said Bud, "I hate sitting to pee. I have a Penis."
At home after school. Bud will now ask his mom if he can stand up to pee. Since he hates sitting to pee.
"I want to stand to pee," said Bud, "I hate sitting to pee."
"I will think about it," said Cisely, "Well i will let you try. We have a stole you can stand on."
"Thank you mom," said Bud, "I stand up to pee at preschool."
"Your welcome," said Cisely, "You are a boy after all."
"I sure am," said Bud, "I love you."
Now we head to the Read house. Arthur and DW are now talking.
"I remember when you saw me peeing," said Arthur, "You saw my Penis."
"You boys are sure lucky," said DW, "You can stand because of them."
"That is true," said Arthur, "It was by accident anyway."
"Yeah i thought it was Santa," said DW, "Sorry again."
"No problem," said Arthur, "I forgive you."
Next chapter Bud stands to pee at home. See what happens next.
