A/N - Thank you to MayFairy, ConfusedSoAmI, The Author42, Orchidellia, UltimateDoctorWhoFanGirl, Last-Catastrophe, Lady Island Rose (I was grinning as I read all your reviews, haha), skidney, Whyna Katran, and Eternal Awesomosity for reviewing!

By a show of hands, who wants an entire series of M-rated one-shots of these two? Also, I've been considering writing something with Jack/Emma having a relationship and perhaps there could be some jealous Doctor...it all depends on what you all want. I do this for you.

Okay, sorry, anyway. This chapter was requested by Whyna Katran! As soon as I saw the request, I got so excited because I absolutely LOVED it.

Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.

"And Jesus said to him, 'Go your way; your faith has made you well.' And immediately he recovered his sight and followed him on the way!"

Emma tried to focus on the pastor, but a squirming Doctor made it a bit hard. "Doctor, sit still." She grabbed his leg to stop his foot from tapping. That just made him start drumming his fingers on the pew. "Doctor!" She hissed and grabbed his hand in her free one. "Stop it."

"I'm bored." He whined.

"We've been sitting here for ten minutes." His other foot began to tap. "Oh, I swear to God, I will sit on you if you don't stop tapping your bloody foot." He mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like, 'I wouldn't complain about that'. "Excuse me?"

"Nothing! Can we go now?"

"You said that you'd sit through church with me if I let you take me to any planet you wanted."

"But I hate this. We're just sitting on wood for an hour and a half and listening to some man preach about things that we could easily teach ourselves."

"I don't care!" She snapped. "I'm trying to listen, so you're going to sit still and shut up, or I'm going to shove one of these pews up your-" She froze at the sound of someone clearing their throat. She slowly turned to see the pastor standing in the aisle, glaring at her with his arms crossed over his chest. "Oh." She let out a weak laugh. "Hello, um, man of God...sir." She stood from her seat, pulling the Doctor up with her. "We'll just be going, then."

"Yes, that would be best." He stepped aside, allowing them to make their way into the aisle.

"Sorry about the disruption!" She offered him a smile before turning around and practically dragging the Doctor out of the church. "You went and got us kicked out!" She gave him a hard smack on the back of his head.

"Ow! That was unnecessary!" He rubbed the spot where she hit him, frowning. "Let's go to that planet now." He started to walk away, only stopping when he realized she wasn't following him. "Come on."

She grinned. "Oh, no. The deal was, you had to sit through the whole service. That was only about twelve minutes." She saw the wary look on his face from her sudden mood change and she skipped over to him, grabbing his hand. "We have to find another church. I'm thinking a two hour service, with lots of sitting still."

"Please, no!"

A/N - Okay, that wasn't as good as I thought it'd be, haha. But I'm pretty sure the Doctor would absolutely hate having to sit through a church service, considering they're usually pretty long. Alrighty, requests your little hearts out! No, no, keep your hearts. But still, request anything! And let me know about the M-rated one-shot series, and the Jack/Emma with jealous Doctor thing :)