A/N - More child-ish Emma/Doctor below!

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Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who. I only own my OC, Emma Walker.

"You're being a child."

"You're being a child."

"Stop that."

"Stop that!"

Emma let out a heavy sigh, turning to face the Doctor. "What the hell is the matter with you? You're such a jerk!"

"What the hell is the matter with you?" He grinned. "You're a jerk."

"Ha!" She stuck a finger in his face, laughing at him. "I said you're such a jerk, you left out the such."

"Ha! I said you're such a jerk, you left out the such." He matched her glare perfectly, though the smile was still on his face. She turned to look into his eyes and took a deep breath.

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?" She actually thought she had him for a moment, until he repeated her words even faster and clearer than she had said them. Her jaw dropped. "Are you kidding me right now?"

His jaw dropped as well, if not a bit more dramatic than her. "Are you kidding me right now?" He didn't even flinch when her glare darkened and she leaned closer to him.

"The Doctor's ugly."

"The Doctor's ugly." Damn. He didn't even make a face while saying it.

"Rory's my secret lover."

"Rory's my secret lover."

"Emma is the hottest woman I've ever met and I've wanted to have sex with her the entire time we've known each other."

"Emma is the hottest woman I've ever met and I've wanted to have sex with her the entire time we've known each other." He smirked as she threw herself onto the couch and let out some sort of cry. "It's adorable that you think you can outsmart me." Her head suddenly popped up.

"It's adorable that you think you can outsmart me." A disturbing smile slowly spread over her face. The Doctor actually looked scared.

"Oh, no."

"Oh, no."

He stood from his chair, tripping over it as he backed away and making it topple over. "Emma, don't start."

"Emma, don't start." She followed him out the door.

"Stop it!"

"Stop it!"

"EMMA!"

A/N - Please request! I want to have this story end at 100 chapters and I'm not sure if I can think of forty more :P Maybe twenty, but not forty.