Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks

by Munk It

Living with the chipmunks can be a pain in the "you know what". Austin definitely would agree with you. His household is not normal. 8 munks with only 2 that act sane. Fortunately, he has a lot of experience with them. So here is his guide to living with the munks.

2. Chapter 2

Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks

Hey guys and gals, Munk It here again. As you've seen in the first chapter, Austin wants me to make the guideline so… yeah let's get started. As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Rule no.11) Theo… if you want to impress Eleanor, ask Rachel how to.

Theo: How do you impress her?

Rachel: I'll tell you later.

Theo: *whispers* Thank you.

Rule no. 12) Alvin… don't try to flirt with Rachel. Either Brittany or Austin will kill you.

Alvin: Who says I do that?

Austin: You flirted with her 5 days ago!

Alvin: Why are you yelling so defensively? Oh, I know you ha-

Austin: *duck-tapes Alvin's mouth* Don't finish those sentences!

Rule no.13) Austin, you will accept pink!

Austin: * Makes a "Munk No" face*

Brittany: * Dances in victory* In your face, Austin!

Austin: I hate that Author sometimes. *sigh*

M.I.: :'(

Rachel: You hurt the Author's feelings. You're so dead!

Rule no. 14) Never hurt the Author's feeling

M.I.: Die in pain, Austin!

Austin: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Simon: *sigh* I'll call the vet.

Rachel: I'll buy a coffin.

Rule no.15) Always resurrect a character

M.I.: I miss Austin so… * Brings Austin back*

Austin: I'm alive

M.I.: Just don't do that again.

Austin: Agreed.

Rule no. 16) Brittany can only take 5 minute showers.

Brittany: What?! Why?!

Austin: Because you take sooooo long.

Brittany: It adds to my perfection.

Austin: It adds to my impatience.

Austin/ Brittany: *start arguing*

Alvin: Jeez, they argue more than me.

Rule no.17) Simon… Stop trying to have a "Competition of the Brains" with Austin.

Simon: He needs to learn how smart I am compared to him.

Austin: And I thought Alvin was the bragger of the family.

Simon: I'm not a bragger!

Austin: Bro, the point is… I'm not doing it.

Simon: Bu-

Austin: That's final!

Rule no. 18) Jeanette… stop trying to wear contact lenses. Simon likes you just the way you are.

Jeanette: You think so?

Everyone (except Simon, because he is not here): We know so.

Eleanor: Jean, he thinks your personality is special. He will still think it will be today and possibly forever.

Jeanette: Thanks guys. Forget these lenses.

Everyone (except Simon): *group hug*

Rule no. 19) *Sniff* ok, next rule. Eleanor… stay away from chocolate bars of any kind.

Eleanor: Why?

Rachel: You are crazy for them.

Alvin: Yeah last time you ate 20.

Eleanor: … Well, i-it's not my fault that I like eating

Austin: Just don't eat it.

Rule no. 20) Now this goes for everyone. Never talk about Austin's tail in front of Rachel

Austin: Is it attractive? *smirk*

Rachel: *blushing madly* Sh-Shut up!

There you have it, another 10 rules… phew hard work.

Anyway, Hulk Adventures replied to my questions

1) Who is your favorite couple? His answer: Alvin and Brittany

2) Did you make OCs? Would you like to add them to this story? His answer: No

3) Do your OCs have superpowers? If so, what power? His answer: No

1/3 sucks. R&R. Until then this is Munk It, signing out.