Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks
Hey guys and gals, Munk It here. Weirdly, I've done 3 chapters in one day. So let's continue. As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Rule no.21) When you bring up "that" season, expect Austin to get you first.
Toby: Hey guys it's Ap-
Everyone: You will die the worst way ever, Toby Seville!
Austin: Me first! Sandstorm Blast!
10 minutes later…
Everyone: Aren't you going to resurrect him?
Me (M.I.): No, not until the next chapter. I warned him.
Rule no. 22) When Austin and Rachel are having a moment, do not call them by their couple name or die!
Alvin: *chuckles*
Austin: What's so funny?
Alvin: You and Rachel's couple name! Rastin! *laughing hysterically*
Austin/Rachel: We are going to rip your fur off and make it a pillow! Die!
Simon: You should run.
Alvin: Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.
Rule no.23) Brittany, why can't you just admit your feelings to Alvin?
Brittany: Because I already did.
Austin: Finally!
Eleanor: Congrats, Brittany!
Rachel: I knew she could do it!
Rule no. 24) Alvin, lucky, lucky you.
Alvin: Not really.
Austin: Why not?
Alvin: Dude, she always wants the latest fashion clothes. It's too expensive!
Rachel: Have you ever told her that?
Alvin: …
Austin/Rachel: That's your problem.
Rule no.25) Simon… Whatcha doing?
Simon: Making a hovercraft
Austin: Looks cool, when is it done?
Simon: Based on metal supply and natural resource, it should be done in 4 days.
Austin: Can I help?
Simon: You are not exactly the building type
Austin: *glares* Have you learned NOTHING from my bio?
Rule no. 26) Never underestimate Austin's personality disorder.
Austin: Hey Si, come here
Simon: What now?
Austin: I made a matter-operated jet plane.
Simon: *Jaws dropped*
Austin: *smug face* NEVER underestimate my smartness.
Rule no.27) Rachel… what happened to your hair?
Rachel: I got it curled down.
Austin: Wow…. You look amazing.
Rachel: *blushing* Really?
Austin: It is… you look beautiful.
Rachel: Thanks
Austin: *gaze*
Rachel: *gaze*
Alvin: ahem…Rastin…ahem.
Austin: *infuriated* Die, Seville, DIE!
Rule no. 28) Jeanette… no more Laffy Taffy.
Jeanette: Awwww
Brittany: It's just like Ellie's chocolate addiction. No offense Eleanor.
Eleanor: A lot taken.
Brittany: Sorry.
Rule no. 29) Alvin… no more "Call of Duty".
Alvin: *crying*
Everyone: Munk up!
Rule no. 30) Keep Rachel away from "Monster" energy drinks
Austin: As a matter of fact, keep us all away from it.
Everyone: Aw maaaaannnnnn.
10 rules… again :)
I want the next chapter to be special, so I am making the munks and 'ettes do truth or dare!
R&R! No Flaming! Submit some truths and dares for this chapter.
Everyone: Munk No!
M.I.: Munk yes.
Until then, this is Munk It, signing out.