Austin's Guide to Living with the Chipmunks
What is up, people? Munk It here today with a special chapter. Today, Alvin and the gang are playing truth or dare. These were sent in by your posts, so I appreciate it. Let's get started!
In the Seville residence…
Everyone: *yawn*
Austin: I am bored to death.
Alvin: I can finish you off if you want. *chuckles*
Austin: *glare* Shut up.
Rachel: How's about a game?
Alvin: I've got one!
Everyone (except Alvin): Oh no!
Alvin: Truth or Dare!
Austin: Munk that! I'm out!
Everybody (except Austin): You're not going anywhere!
Austin: *sweatdrops* Oh boy.
In the living room…
Austin: This sucks.
Alvin: Don't be a killjoy. Alright I have some truths and dares from our dearest fans.
Rachel: Let's get started!
Alvin: This one is from Hulk Adventures and it reads:
You've done a good job making this story. I have some truths and dares for everyone.
Alvin: Dare: Kiss Brittany for 5 minutes. Truth: Have you ever killed Simon?
Austin: Dare: I dare you to wear pink for a whole chapter. Truth: Do you love Rachel?
Simon: Dare: I dare Simon to challenge Austin in smartness. Truth: Are you and Jeanette dating?
Theodore: Dare: I dare you to bake the largest muffin then eat it! Truth: Do you like Eleanor?
Austin: Let's start with the boys first. Then, the girls can do theirs. Alvin, your up!
Alvin: Alright then, Britt?
Brittany: Let's just get this over with. *starts kissing Alvin*
5 minutes later…
Alvin/Brittany: *stop kissing*
Brittany: You're a really good kisser.
Alvin: Thanks I guess. *chuckles* Oh, and by the way, I never killed Simon. Though, there have been some close calls. Austin, go on.
Austin: Someone kill me. Brittany, can I borrow some pink clothes?
Brittany: Sure. I'll be right back.
Austin: This is so munking stupid.
Alvin: Don't be a rule breaker.
Brittany: Here you go.
Austin: After this I'm doing seppuku.
M.I.: No you won't!
Austin: *takes clothes*
1 minute later…
Austin: There, happy?
Everybody (except Austin) *Laughing hysterically*
Alvin: Ok…ok… So do you love Rachel?
Austin: *blushing* Maybe…
Alvin: Bro, it's a yes or no question.
Austin: Fine! YES! Ok?! *sigh*
Rachel: *blushes*
Simon: My turn, Austin?
Austin: What now?
Simon: What is the square root of 1296?
Austin: That's easy, 36. Your turn, how do you make an anti-matter energy hovercraft?
Simon: … Aww man. Anyway, me an Jeanette have been together sometimes, I wouldn't exactly call it a date, though
Austin: *chuckles in victory*
Theodore: I'm next! I'm gonna make a blueberry muffin.
30 minutes later….
Theodore: Done! *starts eating*
3 minutes later…
Theodore: I'm so full. *belch* Excuse me.
Austin: So… do you like Ellie?
Theodore: *mutter*yes…
Austin: Speak up, man.
Theodore: Yes!
Eleanor: *smiles*
Alvin: All right, now for the girls.
Brittany: *shoves Alvin aside* Move aside! I'll read it.
Brittany: Dare: Switch clothes with Eleanor for the rest of this chapter. Truth: I know I broke the rule but… did you use to have a crush on Austin?
Jeanette: Dare: Switch glasses with Simon for this whole chapter. Truth: Are you ever jealous of Brittany?
Rachel: Dare: Drink some Fanta and see what happens. Truth: What do you like so much about Austin's tail?
Eleanor: Dare: same as Brittany's. Truth: Do you like Theodore?
That's all. Thank you!
Brittany: Come on Eleanor.
Eleanor: Ok. *leaves room*
1 minute later…
Brittany: This is to…erm…big.
Eleanor: This is…nugh… too… nugh… tight.
Brittany: I never had a crush on him. He's too annoying and has a dryer humor than Simon.
Austin: Hey!
Jeanette: Um... I guess it's me next. Simon? Here you go. *switches glasses with Simon*
Simon: Whoa… this is like high definition!
Jeanette: Yours is like that, too. Also, I have never been jealous of her. Her ego is too much to handle.
Brittany: Hey!
Rachel: My turn, give me a Fanta. *drinks Fanta and goes crazy*
12 minutes later…
Rachel: What happened… ow… my head! Did I drink Fanta again?
Austin: Yes, you did. We had to hide for 12 minutes.
Rachel: Oops, sorry.
Eleanor: Me next. My dare was the same as Brittany's so… I'll do the truth. Yes I do like Theo, he's so cute! *giggles*
Theodore: *blushes*
Austin: Were done! Finally! I'm NEVER EVER doing that again. And you can't force me into it, Alvin!
Alvin: It looked like you had fun.
Austin: The next time you decide this game… I WILL KILL YOU, RESSURECT YOU, AND KILL YOU AGAIN! *leaves*
Alvin: *sweatdrops* Well… that's enough playing for today, don't you agree?
Jean/Si/Brit/Theo/Ellie: Yeah.
Alvin: Sooo…. Wanna watch a movie?
Jean/Si/Brit/Theo/Ellie: Yeah. Let's go.
Another chapter… and this was a long one, possibly the longest I will ever type.
Next chapter a surprise visit will come. Until then, this is Munk It. Signing out!