Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks

Hey guys and gals, Munk It here.I hope you enjoyed chapter 4. Today a special guest(s) at rule 34 will be at the Seville house. As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Rule no.31) Don't touch Toby's Xbox One

Toby: EVER!

Everyone: Ok… shesh!

Rule no. 32) Never challenge Alvin in a sing off, unless you're Austin

Alvin: Cause I'm the King of Rock and Roll

Austin: I could beat you any day

Alvin: Is that a challenge?

Austin: No it's the truth, tell him Si.

Simon: Read the rule above

Alvin: Aw what?!

Rule no.33) Brittany… stop listening to Justin Bieber

Brittany: No please anything but that!

Austin: Nobody wants to hear the word "baby" like, 15 times.

Eleanor: He's a rebel!

Rachel: And he is a terrible singer.

Brittany: :'(

Rule no. 34) And now the moment you've all been waiting for… The Lovecast are back!

Ian: Hey Dav-o

Dave: I told you not to call me that!

Ian: You remember the girls, don't you?

Dave: Are they here?

Ian: Yep. Girls come on in.

The Lovecast: So good to be back here.

Rule no.35) Hide Austin!

Simon: Got it!

Austin: What's going on?

Simon: The Lovecast are here!

Austin: Lovecast?

Simon: They are 5 crazy female chipmunks. Remember when I told you about the people who stalked Ki and Lucas?

Austin: Yeah.

Simon: They were the stalkers! Now hide before they find you!

Austin: Can I just introduce myself?

Simon: No!

Austin: Too bad. I'm going to.

Rule no. 36) No Austin don-

Austin: Hello.

Amy: Who

Jessica: The

Cindy: Munk

Charlene: Is

Cassie: That?

Austin: My name is Austin.

The Lovecast: Date me! No me! *start fighting*

Austin: *thinking* Ok… I should have listened to Simon.

Rule no.37) Rachel… are you ok?

Rachel: They better not lay a finger on him!

Austin: I hope they don't. They look crazy.

Rachel: They are staying here for a while. You might want to hide.

Austin: *Leaves*

The Lovecast: What a tail!

Rachel: Rule breakers must die! *starts beating up the Lovecast single handedly*

Austin/Jean/Si/Brit/Theo/Ellie/Al: O_O

Rule no. 38) The Lovecast is temporarily banned, again.

The Lovecast: Awwww

Brittany: You guys need a break.

The Lovecast: Bye Austin!

Austin: *gags*

Rule no. 39) Austin has a dry sense of humor.

Alvin: So Simon took a bite out of it and the juice went all over his face

Everyone (except Austin): *Laughing*

Austin: * has a "not impressed"*

Everyone: …

Rule no. 40) Simon and Jeanette…. No more teleporters.

Austin: You almost ripped up Time-Space continuum

Everyone: Huh?

Another 10 rules

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