Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks
Hey guys and gals, Munk It here.I hope you enjoyed chapter 5. Today, we are… well… just writing rules as usual. *sigh* I need some more Ideas. As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Rule no.41) NEVER give Austin any Ginger Ale
Austin: *"running" from his tail* Stop following me!
Rachel: Uh… That's your tail.
Austin: I like ponies. WHEEEEEEEEEE!
Brittany: Let me guess… he drank Ginger Ale
Rachel: You think.
Rule no. 42) Five Nights at Freddy's franchise… banned.
Alvin: R.I.P. Mike Schmidt
Austin: *gets jumpscared by Springtrap* *faints*
Rachel: No more power! *jumpscared by Freddy* Aaaaaaah!
Austin: *jumpscared by hallucination* I'm done! *blasts computer*
Simon: This is why it's banned.
Rule no.43) Brittany… can you please not overdo the makeup.
Brittany: Well sorry if I'm trying to look like a star!
Austin: It cost $40.
Brittany: I'm not trying to argue. I just want more freedom
Austin: You get a lot of freedom. But everyone has to set some limits on themselves.
Brittany: Whatever.
Rule no. 44) Alvin… put down the pocket knife!
Dave: It's too dangerous.
Alvin: Aww come on, Dave. You trusted me in the third movie when I used it.
Dave: Yeah, but you are starting to misuse it a lot. You almost cut poor Theo's tail off!
Alvin: Well excuse me for trying to give him a fur-cut.
Rule no.45) Simon… is that hovercraft done yet?
Simon: Almost.
Austin: Dude, it's been five munking days! You said it would be done in only four days!
Simon: Relax. The only problem is that I can't find my battery.
Austin: So that's why the remote batteries look new.
Simon: What?!
Austin: Alvin is using them for the remote.
Simon: *Inhales sharply* AAALLLLVVVIIIIIINNNN!
Austin: *chuckles* That's my bro.
Rule no. 46) Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel: Reading a magazine, why?
M.I.: Is that Austin in there?
Rachel: Umm…. Maybe, maybe not.
M.I.: How infatuated are you with Austin?
Rachel: Just a little.
M.I.: A little?
Rachel: You will NEVER understand what a love life is like! *runs out of room, crying*
M.I.: …
Austin: *eavesdropping* Smooth, man, real smooth.
M.I.: Shut up!
Rule no.47) Jeanette… no more Despicable Me.
Jeanette: Why?
Austin: You always think you are Margo and copy everything she says.
Jeanette: No I don't!
Austin: Really?
Jeanette: Ok, fine, I do. But only a little bit.
Austin: Yeah, sure. *leaves*
Rule no. 48) Theodore… PBS Kids is banned.
Theodore: What?! Why?!
Austin: Bro, you're 17. Act like it.
Theodore: O-ok I guess.
Austin: Good.
Rule no. 49) Eleanor… No more Cupcake Wars
Eleanor: Are you kidding me?!
Everyone (except Eleanor): You drooled so much, that you almost flooded the house
Eleanor: …
Rule no. 50) Everyone… Do the Nae Nae
Everyone: *doing the Nae Nae*
Another 10 rules, it's so hard doing this when you have no clue what to put next into your rules.
R&R! No Flaming! Submit some truths and dares for Chapter 8!
Until then, this is Munk It, signing out.