Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks
Hey guys and gals, Munk It here. Chapter 7 is up! Thank you guys for the reviews, it's been a while. As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.
Note: This is last chapter before another truth or dare chapter comes out. So PLEASE submit some dares… and truths. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Rule no.51) Austin… No more "Whip My Tail"
Austin: Why?
Simon: 1) That's a girl song 2) You hypnotized Rachel with your tail.
Austin: I did?
Brittany: We had fun, though. She was hypnotized so we can do whatever we want to her.
Rachel: You guys made me clean the gutters! That was your job!
Rule no. 52) Alvin… No more "Smiley".
Alvin: Come on! M.I. is no fun!
Austin: He is! It's just that he cares deeply for Theodore.
Rachel: Yeah. He thinks that sometimes you use poor Theo to your advantage.
Austin: And Simon barely does anything about it.
Simon: Hey!
Rule no.53) Brittany… you are allowed beat people up if they don't compliment you.
Brittany: My pleasure. *cracks knuckles* *walks over to Austin*
Austin: Um…. Hey Britt…. Can't we just talk it out? Munk to Munk?
Brittany: The rule is up there. Read it and weep! *punches Austin* *Walks to Alvin next*
Austin: Help me. *passes out*
Brittany: *punches Alvin*
Rule no. 54) Rachel… I'm sorry about the last chapter.
Rachel: It's ok. I can't stay mad at you forever.
M.I.: So… you forgive me?
Rachel: Yep.
Austin: Well, looks like that's sorted out. On with the next rule.
Rule no.55) Simon… PLEASE tell me the hovercraft done!
Simon: It's complete! Hahahahahahahahahahhaha!
Austin: Thank you! It's finally done!
Simon: Hey Austin? Wanna give the hovercraft a test run!
Austin: Sure! Why not?
Simon: Ok. *gives Austin the keys* Please use responsibly.
Austin: I'm not Alvin, bro.
Simon: I know. Have fun!
Austin: *chuckles* I will! *flies off*
Rule no. 56) Jeanette, just tell Simon already
Jeanette: Why should I? You didn't even make Austin and Rachel a couple.
M.I.: I'm giving them free will.
Jeanette: Then you are going to give me my free will.
Alvin: Ooooh… Burn!
M.I.: *glares* Do you want to die first?
Alvin: *backs off*
Rule no.57) Eleanor, I need you to make a huge cupcake.
Eleanor: Why?
Austin: It's classified.
Eleanor: Ok…. *starts making cupcake*
20 minutes later…
Eleanor: It's done!
Austin: Good, time for the picnic!
Eleanor: Since when was a picnic classified?
Austin: …
Rule no. 58) Theodore… are you ok?
Theodore: I need, PBS Kids!
Austin: No Theo, fight it! Fight the urge!
Theodore: I'm trying!
Austin: Good. Stay calm.
Rule no. 59) Toby… clean up your room, I'm done! It's filthy.
Toby: Respect my style!
Everyone: It looks like Beast Boy's room! (Note: The new Teen Titans sucks.)
Rule no. 60) Dave… when it's… ahem… "that" season, keep the munks and 'ettes separated for 3 weeks or longer.
Dave: I'll keep that in mind when "that" season comes.
Another 10 rules, so good to be back! I'm in the groove
R&R! No Flaming! Chapter 8 is next, it's another Truth Or Dare!
Austin: *crying* Please no!
M.I.: Sorry Austin, it's for the fans.
Until then, this is Munk It, signing out.