Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks
Hey guys and gals, Munk It here. Chapter 8 has arrived! Usually I do not take this long to make a chapter. So to make it up to you guys, I'm going to make three chapters today (or at least try to). As always there will be 10 rules each chapter.
Note: The next Truth or Dare is coming in the 12th chapter. So please send some through the review, or PM me. Enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Rule no.61) Austin… can you please tell Rachel now?
Austin: Can you wait? You can't force it.
Simon: He pretty much can.
Austin: Relax, he gave me free will, and he doesn't break promises.
Brittany: C'mon. I told Alvin, and it worked out for me.
Rachel: What are you guys talking about?
Austin: Nothing. I'm gonna watch some TV.
Rachel: *shrugs*
Rule no. 62) The best place to hide from Brittany is Toby's room
Alvin: Gloves
Austin: Check!
Alvin: Gasmasks
Rachel: Check!
Austin: I think we're ready.
Simon: Brittany will never go in there.
Rule no.63) Alvin… I bet you can't go a whole chapter without getting in trouble.
Alvin: Oh… it's on!
Austin: Um….M.I.? A rule from kiboy's "How To Live With The Sevilles" clearly says that Alvin always wins a bet.
M.I.: *facepalms* oh yeah… it does. Hey Alvin? I'm calling off the bet.
Alvin: That's what I thought.
Rule no. 64) Rachel… I noticed you skipped a truth from Hulk Adventures. You still have to do it.
Rachel: Oops… sorry. So, what is it?
M.I.: What do you like so much about Austin's tail?
Rachel: Wow… um… that's a rude question. Mainly all female chipmunks are attracted to a male chipmunk's tail. So… it's a chipmunk thing.
M.I.: *chuckling*
Rule no.65) Simon… what are you listening to?
Simon: Beethoven's 5th symphony
Alvin: Looks like the nerd is listening to his nerdy music.
Simon: Have you ever heard Beethoven?
Austin: He is so awesome. Perhaps even more awesome than you, Alvin
Alvin: *eye twitching* H-Him?! Awesomer than me?!
Austin: Something bad is going to happen, I can tell.
Simon: Most likely.
Rule no. 66) Jeanette, the Harry Potter books are temporarily banned.
Jeanette: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
M.I.: Relax, it's only temporary
Jeanette: Can I just read this last chapter?
M.I.: Ok fine.
3 hours later…
M.I.: Jeanette? *walks into room* Why are you still reading it?
Jeanette: I need it!
M.I.: I'll make it permanent if you don't give that book.
Jeanette: *makes a frown * Fine. *Gives me book*
Rule no.67) Eleanor, why won't you play basketball?
Eleanor: I'd play any other sport except that.
Austin: Why?
Eleanor: Let's just say that the crowd called me… oh, even I can't say it.
Austin: I guess that is where the saying "tough crowd" comes from.
Eleanor: Yeah… I guess so.
Rule no. 68) Theodore… I'm letting you take the day off from cooking. Austin is going to cook today.
Theodore: Horray!
Austin: I don't cook.
Theodore: I can teach you.
Austin: I'll be alright. I'll just use my personality disorder.
Rule no. 69) Toby… why is Ms. Ortega here?
Toby: …
Everyone: Eeeeeew. You pervert!
Toby: No I'm not!
Rule no. 70) Brittany, why do you always wear pink?
Brittany: It's my signature color. And everyone has a signature color, right?
Everyone: Agreed.
Toby/Dave: We don't have one.
Austin: To tell you the truth, guys, nobody cares.
Toby/Dave: …
Another 10 rules, phew… just for you fans out there. Hope you enjoyed it!
R&R! No Flaming!
Austin: So good to be back!
M.I.: You said it.
Until then, this is Munk It, signing out.