A/N - Thank you to skidney, ConfusedSoAmI, Take-Me-Away-Now, Elementess, MayFairy, Link's Twin, Eternal Awesomosity, Last-Catastrophe, Little Nerdling, Lady Island Rose, and Ali for reviewing!
This chapter was request by Whovianguitarist! And guess what guys...AMY AND RORY ARE BACK :) Also, a certain Captain.
Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who. I only own my OC, Emma Walker.
"Did you finish with Amy and Rory's room?"
"Yeah, did you get the stuff?"
Jack held up the shaving cream and feather, with a smirk. "Let's do this." With that, he and Emma crept into the Doctor's room as quietly as they could.
"I feel sort of bad." She whispered. "This is the first he's slept in weeks."
"Ah, he'll live. Come on!" He shook up the can before spraying its contents on the Doctor's palm. The can was near empty and there was a mountain of cream on his hand before Emma finally slapped Jack in the arm to make him stop. "Okay, here, your turn." He handed her the feather.
Holding back giggles, she tiptoed to the head of the bed and gently ran the feather over his cheek. He wrinkled his nose, but did nothing else, much to their disappointment, so she tickled him again. He swatted at his face with his other hand. "Come on..." A final touch did it and he slapped the shaving cream to his face. He sat up in an instant, letting out a yell.
"What the-"
Emma and Jack burst into laughter while he looked at his hand in confusion. They were laughing so hard that they could barely stand and they grabbed onto each other, sinking to the floor. "What is this? Whipped cream?" The Doctor scoffed, sticking his tongue out to lick it. "No, no! Definitely not whipped cream!" He finally noticed them both practically crying on the floor. "Did you two do this?" He was met with a few giggles and squeaks. "Oh, that's very mature, attacking me when I'm sleeping." He wiped his hand on the blanket before climbing out of the bed. "Maybe I should drop one of you off at home, hmm?"
That made them stop laughing. "No!" Emma scrambled to her feet and Jack was quick to follow. "I'm sorry, I just-" She suddenly cut off, biting her lip when she saw his face. "I don't know what you're so angry for, that's a good look for you." They started to laugh again, but soon trailed off awkwardly when they saw the glare he was giving them.
He opened his mouth to lecture them, but a loud scream sounded from down the hall before he could even breathe. "Rory, when did you have time to put honey all over the floor?"
"Honey? I didn't put any honey- Amy! Amy, I'm caught! Help me!"
"My feet are stuck, you bloody idiot!"
The three exchanged a look before they ran out of the room and to Amy and Rory's. The Doctor, poor guy, opened the door, only to have a bucket fall right on top of his head. He honest to God growled as he pulled it off to reveal that he was covered in some sort of green slime. He turned to glare at the two that he knew were responsible. Emma held her hands up immediately. "We would have warned you-"
He held a hand up. "Save it." When he turned back to the room, his jaw dropped. It was full of different colored strings, going up and down, left and right, and even diagonally. Rory was currently tangled up in it, while Amy was attempting to pull her feet out of a thick pile of honey. "What did you...how did you even..." He spun back around to face them. "Are you wizards? Have you not told me that little fact about yourselves?"
"They did this?" Amy practically screamed.
"Yeah!" He turned his back to them. "And look what they've done to my face!"
"Doctor, do me a favor." Her voice was so terrifyingly calm then that it had Emma grabbing onto Jack's arm in fear of what was about to happen. "Kill them."
"With pleasure."
The two tried to take off and Jack managed to get away, but the Doctor grabbed Emma around the waist. "Save yourself, Harkness!" He skidded to a halt and turned back around at that.
"Just to clarify, is there any spanking involved-"
"Never mind. Kill him."
A/N - That was probably the most random and crack-y thing I've ever written, but I hoped you all liked it anyway :P