Blame Lisa she is the one who reduced me to this.

HP belongs to JK and SPN belongs to Eric K. And the CW and all that other stuff that nobody reads half the time blah blah penis blah blah

ENJOY MY LITTLE NUGGETS AND LILY AND ESPECIALLY LILY!

"What the hell is that!?"

Out of nowhere, Cas had literally thrown himself off the bed, and started freaking out, over what appeared to be nothing.

"What the hell are you talking about? Are you having a seizure?" Dean was pretty freaking worried about his maybe-but-not-quite-boyfriend.

"That, on your sheet. What. Is. THAT?!" He was throwing his arm around like a crazy person, pointing at the sheets on Deans bed. "Has that always been there?"

"Has what always been where?" Dean was so far past confusion at this point.

"That." He jabbed at Deans sheets again. "Is that- " he whimpered, "is that the Hogwarts logo?"

Poor Cas sounded completely horrified. Scared even.

"I fucked you on the Hogwarts logo. You fucked me on the Hogwarts logo! Oh my god. Ew."

Dean was laughing up until that last word. "Ew?" He questioned. "Ew? Excuse you Castiel, but Hogwarts is not ew."

"Yes it fucking is you dork. I've delt enough Harry Potter bullshit with Balthazar to last me two lifetimes thank you very much! I'm not dealing with it again because of some hardass like you!"

Dean gasped, scandalized.

"Harry Potter is not bullshit, you evil man. There is a special place in hell for you! Right along side Voldemort!"

For some reason that hurt Cas a little bit. He was a bit rude about it, but he did not deserve a spot next to Voldie did he? He was sure he at least deserved a spot next to Darth Vader... But Voldemort? No. Surely he wasn't that offensive about it.

"Voldemort? I don't think I should be next to Voldemort."

"Well that's where you're going."

Dean seemed a bit mad.

"You have a slyther house tattoo don't you? I thought it was just a cool snake tattoo." Cas sulked, why did he always get stuck with the nerds.

"It's Slytherin, not Slyther House you dork." Dean had a shy smile on his face, it was pretty adorable. "And yes, it's a Slytherin tattoo. That's the house I was sorted into on Pottermore."

His proud smile was too much to handle, so Cas dove at him.