Alpha:…seriously why did I have a great idea to repost these?! Here's some crack!
Disclaimer: same as the first!
Many Worlds One Shot Collection
A Break from Normalcy II (Hope/Mini-Light)
Okay!
Her mission was simple, clear, and precise!
Her targets sighted, seven month old Light was ready to battle!
…If only she could succeed in walking on her own from the sofa to the edge of the coffee table and then to her Hope's side to do battle with the hellion that was keeping him away from their adventures!
Only she had the unofficial rights to hog all of the silver hair man's attentions. She was the cutest female there! That loud shrieking, nasal, fake laughing dark brown hair bimbo was no comparison to her.
Her round baby cheeked face pouted.
Her options slim, she could do one or two things;
Cry like she's never cried before…
Or
Try to be a big girl and finally master her motor skill for walking.
Either way, her Hope would come running, but it would be so much more rewarding if she could just make it over the next two feet without tripping and embarrassing herself.
She would bite the living shit out of that woman if she made stupid goo-goo eyes at her or tried to pinch her cheeks, she might only have two front teeth, but they were some sharp killing teeth! Fang can back up her claims, she saw her bite a kid once who tried to pour sand on her head at the playground.
And as far as goo-goo eyes and pinching cheeks? She'll only tolerate that nonsense from Snow and only Serah and Vanille can pinch her cheeks. She also didn't like how the female was making weird noises at her Hope either.
Stupid banshee!
Besides, falling on her bottom hurts! And there was a diaper rash forming somewhere on her left butt cheek because someone let Snow take diaper duty. She never has any ugly rash problems when Sazh changes her. She liked 'Papa-Sazh' changing her, he always used that nice smelling white powdered stuff that tickles her nose and makes her sneeze and there was that sweet smelling stuff that made her think of strawberries.
Thinking of Sazh, she was going to accomplish catching Chocobo the next time he was around, she had a bone to pick with the baby chick.
She looked sour, that thing still was here! Oh! That's it! She was going over there so her Hope can get back to doing what she loves best!
Playing with her. They still were in the middle of an adventure, they were on the hunt for these 'fal'cie' things and the castle her Hope made for her out of her large building blocks and legos was still standing and waiting for them!
She was doing good so far, ten whole steps without the aid of holding onto anything! She was confident! She was brave! And her Hope was cheering her on and watching her!
Just a few more steps, she was happy! She was going to do it! She was about to complete her mission—
And she fell…
Hard!
On her buttocks, on that damn rash caused by Snow! It hurt really badly and her Hope looked upset too.
She cried.
She cried loud and hard and screamed.
Her face red and pink and flustered from anger, pain, embarrassment, and maybe some hints of jealousy too.
And then she felt herself being picked up by strong arms, being held close to a warm chest and a soothing beating heart. She heard her Hope, coo to her softly, trying to calm her down and make her feel better.
He doted her with kisses and compliments, wiping her teary stained face, and she quieted.
For all the stupid, loud, and colorful splash of ribbons and barrettes in her hair and the extravagant dressy dresses she was confined to wear because of Snow and Serah to look 'super-duper cute'; it was worth it when she got to hear her Hope tell her how lovely she looked.
Light-chan was so immersed into her Hope's attention on her, she hadn't notice the monster with brown hair banished out of sight. Looking put off with her Hope and baby-sitting 'the menace'.
Serves her right!
She wasn't that bad! Stupid wench!
And her Hope said she was a 'Perfect Angel!'
And if her Hope says it, then it's true! So there!
"I'm sorry about my friend there Light, do you want to continue our game?"
She nodded her head and they set off to continue their adventure at her make-shift castle. Her play sword was right where she left it.
Well mission was a ninety-two point five success rate today! She might not have completed the mission to walk without falling.
But she sure won the war for another day to have her Hope all to herself!
No one takes her Hope away from her.
No one!
Alpha: I should've just kept this in the dark recesses of google docs…to rot away in virtual internet hell…but I live for the crack so yay?