Alpha: I made myself sad again…so I'm giving you this precious crack which was a spur of a moment thing back then!
Many Worlds One Shot Collection
Fatal Attraction (Hope and the Girls)
Most seventeen year old hot blooded young males in the timelines of their youths could only dream of having the life Hope had right now.
There was a sudden movement beside him, a soft feminine body on one side of him. Another equally, but shorter feminine body on the other; a warm hand that caress his chest seductively underneath the long gray shirt he wore to bed just last night. He felt the ever familiar legs of the second female move slowly up and down his own, enticing him.
Then he heard his bedroom door slam open with an aeroga spell. But he was too tired to deal with the oncoming duel he knew was getting ready to take place. He laid still even as he allowed the two women whom somehow forced their way in his bedroom that morning to continue to molest him as they pleased while trying to ignore their advances and to go to sleep, though it was proving quite hard to do.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to Prince Hope!"
And then the arguments began, for the eldest Princess and heir of planet Eden stood in the middle of his bedroom with the most pissed off look he's ever known. Looking pissed while wearing the sexiest piece of clothing he's ever gotten to see her in, all the while holding the blade form of her blazefire saber.
The russet haired woman looked ready to unleash a deadly thundaga spell if not summon Odin in his room first.
"Hey Vanille, looks like Miss Priss over there doesn't seem to know what seducing a man looks like," this was said by Fang who seemed to love getting reactions out of said woman who stood with anger in her eyes.
The other woman, Vanille chuckled while looking a bit worried at their rival/enemy hoping she wouldn't get zapped by her next spell. "Now, now Fang I'm sure she was educated in that subject, otherwise she wouldn't look a smidgen upset about us being so close to this cutie pie right here!"
"I'm going to give you two to the count of three before I blast you!"
Hope sighed, feeling lethargic and really not keen on dealing with this…again. Here was where he decided to try, very unsuccessfully to prevent the two women from fighting. "Please miss Light would you stop calling me 'Prince' I'm not royal to anything. And Fang, Vanille would you get off me and stop purposely picking fights with Lightning. I didn't get any sleep last night because you guys kept me up arguing and I have to be at school in four hours, I don't think I even finished last night's homework either!"
At that, the woman known as Lightning looked guilty, lowering her weapon down and the electric charge of energy that was her lightning attack. "My apologies Prin- uh Lord Hope! If you need extended help on your studies I'll be more than happy to make it up to you!"
"Not unless it's on sex ed," Fang quipped, still making herself comfortable next to Hope. Vanille, taking Hope's request into consideration, hopped off the bed, though she didn't quite remove herself from the bedroom entirely. A little afraid to walk past the other princess who blocked the room's entrance and exit.
The Amazon princess of Pulse rose Lightning's ire again by her vulgar jab. "What are you still doing next to Lord Hope, you vulgar woman! And not everything is about sex!" she shouted.
Fang lowered her face close to Hope who still had his eyes closed. He could feel her breath on his cheek and then he felt a tongue lick that cheek which was followed by a small kiss. Even after all of that, Hope was not at all startled enough to open his eyes, this sort of thing happened almost everyday since they been staying at his home.
"Hmm, he tastes just as good as he smells," she sniggered at the rising anger in the other woman.
The raven haired woman finally got up, sitting down on Hope's bed as she dared Lightning to come at her with her hazel green eyes.
"Fang! You didn't have to kiss him like that!" Vanille cried, feeling a bit betrayed and a little shocked, why didn't she think of that?
"That is it! I'm going to kill you!" and right on cue the two women started to fight.
All you could hear was the aggravated scream of Lightning, the mirth and insane laughter of Fang as they fought magic to magic, sword to spear. Vanille made a run for it out the door barely escaping unscathed.
Meanwhile, Hope just laid there, grabbing for his music player, adjusting the headphones to tune out their fighting. He felt his bed creak and shake from the boom and noises of high level lightning and water spells being hurdled at Fang. He even felt some water splash his face, but he didn't care right now.
He heard a debuffing spell nearly hit him in his face, Hope just turned away tiredly. When they were done trying to slit each other's throats, he'll think about chastising them for destroying his living space…AGAIN!
"Is that the best you got?"
"This isn't even half my power!"
Downstairs, you could hear the raging battle of two sexy but deadly hellcats from space duking it out over a guy who could careless right about now and just wanted some shut eye.
"My sister and Fang are fighting again," Serah stated, she was busy in the kitchen preparing breakfast for everyone. There was another shake, then a boom, more yelling, and Serah could swear she heard a 'I'm gonna fucking kill you' thrown in but wasn't sure.
"They're at it again," Vanille sighed as she sat down on a barstool at the island in the kitchen. Serah just mildly glared at the red head.
"Well I know for a fact they wouldn't be doing it if it weren't for a certain someone," she mumbled under her breath.
"Where are the others?" Vanille inquired, not seeing the other women that stayed with them or Sazh and Snow.
"Out, went shopping."
Another clang, boom, more yelling.
"I really wish they stop it."
"I should have went out with Lebreau and the others."
When the battle was over and the top part of Hope's bedroom was missing…AGAIN, Hope finally sat up groggily in his bed before looking at both women with a deadpan expression.
"You two do know you're going to have this fixed up before I come home this evening from school right?"
Without waiting for a word from either woman, he slowly got up, looking like he just survived a war, walked past the two of them and silently went to sleep in his father's unoccupied room to get some sleep.
Sometimes Hope really envied those ignorant hormonal driven fools. They could still imagine what it was like to have a plethora of women in their company. To have a hundred women in a harem they only read in their fantasy novels and comics.
They could blissfully imagine because they simply did not know the true horrors of living with so many women! To hell with a hundred of them, Hope had the unfortunate fate to know five of them, outside of his own mother; who was traveling uncharted regions of the universe somewhere right now, probably having the time of her life! While his father made excuses to stay away from home at work, somewhere peaceful and serene to get away from all the overwhelming crazy that intruded their house a little over four months ago!
No wonder most men dealt with finding companionship with only one woman. Because anymore than one and he'll end up being driven mad or worse sent to an early grave!
Alpha: yeah…these crack drabbles…I got fucking nothing to say…